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The Latest Lame Pick Up Lines

Some guys think they need the aide of a clever pick up line when breaking the ice and talking to a girl.

These guys are wrong.

Using a pick up line on a girl may get a little chuckle out of her if she's never heard it before, but blurting out a creepy pick up line to compliment a hot girl, is just going to make her think you're a douchebag.

Most of the time the girl will laugh because she feels uncomfortable.

Recently, some guys have been trying to appear cerebral by putting new spins on old -- and lame -- pick up lines. Sadly, these are even more lame than the originals. (If that's even possible.)

Here are a few I've been hearing.






























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7 weeks ago

I'm sorry but the picture of David Boreanaz was from his roll as Agent Booth from the show Bones, not his character in Angel

47 weeks ago

Ya know, I think some of these might actually work better than the originals, just because they are WAY funnier.

58 weeks ago

Those would totally be me making them even more uncool than they originally were and logical, lol.

58 weeks ago

Lmao :)

61 weeks ago

"Thumbs up" for all the people that read the original pick-up line! :D

65 weeks ago

This Is Mine BTW: Did It Hurt.......................When You Fell From The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch Going Down?

67 weeks ago

oh i love #3... but im pretty sure its just because i love david boreanaz... expecially on bones....

67 weeks ago

OMG the one with the giant butt worries me :/

75 weeks ago

Look up "Legend of Zelda pickup lines" on youtube. I swear, some of the nerdiest video game candy right there. XD

77 weeks ago

mm, dat ass..

87 weeks ago

Jamaican Me Crazy!!....Oh That One Got Me!....LOL!

89 weeks ago

lol the HUGE butt and the Jamacian squierl how ever you spell it

89 weeks ago

lol FAIL, if sumone said one of those to me..i'd smile and walk away

89 weeks ago

If you where a... Wait what the hell am I saying, wanna go out sexy?

94 weeks ago

i want the dog on #5

94 weeks ago

if you were a lazer you would be set to stunning!!!

94 weeks ago

i like to do math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!!! (not a pickup-line)

95 weeks ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

95 weeks ago

None of these would EVER work on a girl... O.O EVER.

95 weeks ago

Look at you keyboard U and I are together... Now look underneath it J and K are together.

97 weeks ago

haha i don't think i would ever go out with a guy that uses pick-up lines haha lame

98 weeks ago

wtf those are just awful!

99 weeks ago

whats #4??

99 weeks ago

Hahaha those r good :)

100 weeks ago

i like yeast infection hahahah

101 weeks ago

I liked the angel one

101 weeks ago

hahahah parking ticket disguising as people! so funny

102 weeks ago

lol you seem to be of jamaican decent XD that sounds like something i would say

104 weeks ago

i like the 1st one

106 weeks ago

Are you jewish? Because JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!!
Lol, i made that up a year ago.

107 weeks ago

the third one was funny

107 weeks ago

I wish I were a derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

108 weeks ago

Lol the last one are you jamaican because you seem to be of jamaican descent :L

108 weeks ago

How about this one, "Baby did you just fart, because you just blew me away."
That is my favorite pick-up line ever!
All though if someone said it to me i would give them a weird look and walk away..

108 weeks ago

thats is one cute dog :D

108 weeks ago

that is the cutest dog EVARRR!!!! i LOVE fat dogs their so CUTE like Doug in UP1

109 weeks ago

You forgot one more.. YOur legs are like a parachute,they are best when open! :D

109 weeks ago

# 5 is cute

109 weeks ago

LOL!!!!!

109 weeks ago

But she kinda looks like asley simpson......... ummmmmmmm...?

109 weeks ago

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you seem to have a yeast infetion. hahahahaha her face makes that true.

109 weeks ago

hej. yousmellfunny. i like your one xD it´s cute xD

109 weeks ago

nr 5 is cool xD not that i want to hear this from a guy xD

109 weeks ago

'If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together" xD

109 weeks ago

Girl are your parents retarded? Cause your special.

109 weeks ago

"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt"
"When you feel from heaven?"

109 weeks ago

What about "Hey, i lost my number, can i have yours?

109 weeks ago

The last pic is so cute x)

109 weeks ago

the last on is a SQUIRREL not a rabbit ppl

109 weeks ago

my favorite pickup line is: hey, i lost my number, can i have yours? I've tried that one too :D

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