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The Latest Lame Pick Up Lines
Some guys think they need the aide of a clever pick up line when breaking the ice and talking to a girl.
These guys are wrong.
Using a pick up line on a girl may get a little chuckle out of her if she's never heard it before, but blurting out a creepy pick up line to compliment a hot girl, is just going to make her think you're a douchebag.
Most of the time the girl will laugh because she feels uncomfortable.
Recently, some guys have been trying to appear cerebral by putting new spins on old -- and lame -- pick up lines. Sadly, these are even more lame than the originals. (If that's even possible.)
Here are a few I've been hearing.














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Ameranda
7 weeks ago
I'm sorry but the picture of David Boreanaz was from his roll as Agent Booth from the show Bones, not his character in Angel
Staals
47 weeks ago
Ya know, I think some of these might actually work better than the originals, just because they are WAY funnier.
Karamae
58 weeks ago
Those would totally be me making them even more uncool than they originally were and logical, lol.
flipflapperninja 28
58 weeks ago
Lmao :)
shmata.5
61 weeks ago
"Thumbs up" for all the people that read the original pick-up line! :D
TheMurderScene
65 weeks ago
This Is Mine BTW: Did It Hurt.......................When You Fell From The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch Going Down?
makazy1
67 weeks ago
oh i love #3... but im pretty sure its just because i love david boreanaz... expecially on bones....
Thenamejojo
67 weeks ago
OMG the one with the giant butt worries me :/
rmxpokeman
75 weeks ago
Look up "Legend of Zelda pickup lines" on youtube. I swear, some of the nerdiest video game candy right there. XD
MilleSoosaar
77 weeks ago
mm, dat ass..
.Sushii.PanCakes.
87 weeks ago
Jamaican Me Crazy!!....Oh That One Got Me!....LOL!
pepe555
89 weeks ago
lol the HUGE butt and the Jamacian squierl how ever you spell it
Swirlypop13
89 weeks ago
lol FAIL, if sumone said one of those to me..i'd smile and walk away
PrincePip
89 weeks ago
If you where a... Wait what the hell am I saying, wanna go out sexy?
5296ryan
94 weeks ago
i want the dog on #5
zachpaw
94 weeks ago
if you were a lazer you would be set to stunning!!!
zachpaw
94 weeks ago
i like to do math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!!! (not a pickup-line)
regorules
95 weeks ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
everythingrulz
95 weeks ago
None of these would EVER work on a girl... O.O EVER.
sebbygraham
95 weeks ago
Look at you keyboard U and I are together... Now look underneath it J and K are together.
Aphroditeeeeee
97 weeks ago
haha i don't think i would ever go out with a guy that uses pick-up lines haha lame
AshB
98 weeks ago
wtf those are just awful!
parawhore_NOT!
99 weeks ago
whats #4??
pink-flamingo
99 weeks ago
Hahaha those r good :)
katie_c
100 weeks ago
i like yeast infection hahahah
Thunder300
101 weeks ago
I liked the angel one
ulpyon
101 weeks ago
hahahah parking ticket disguising as people! so funny
KGirl
102 weeks ago
lol you seem to be of jamaican decent XD that sounds like something i would say
axelsgf
104 weeks ago
i like the 1st one
mndz_mkl
106 weeks ago
Are you jewish? Because JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!!!
Lol, i made that up a year ago.
bec55
107 weeks ago
the third one was funny
AdvancedK9
107 weeks ago
I wish I were a derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves
Ceara_Mary
108 weeks ago
Lol the last one are you jamaican because you seem to be of jamaican descent :L
KiRAKRONiC<3
108 weeks ago
How about this one, "Baby did you just fart, because you just blew me away."
That is my favorite pick-up line ever!
All though if someone said it to me i would give them a weird look and walk away..
froggyo
108 weeks ago
thats is one cute dog :D
haraemily
108 weeks ago
that is the cutest dog EVARRR!!!! i LOVE fat dogs their so CUTE like Doug in UP1
2n8n2010
109 weeks ago
You forgot one more.. YOur legs are like a parachute,they are best when open! :D
RalloDeLuce
109 weeks ago
# 5 is cute
Kiw333
109 weeks ago
LOL!!!!!
Heytheresexyboy
109 weeks ago
But she kinda looks like asley simpson......... ummmmmmmm...?
Heytheresexyboy
109 weeks ago
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you seem to have a yeast infetion. hahahahaha her face makes that true.
1234_Street_Street
109 weeks ago
hej. yousmellfunny. i like your one xD it´s cute xD
1234_Street_Street
109 weeks ago
nr 5 is cool xD not that i want to hear this from a guy xD
-YouSmellFunny-
109 weeks ago
'If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together" xD
Bpan
109 weeks ago
Girl are your parents retarded? Cause your special.
laura0m
109 weeks ago
"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt"
"When you feel from heaven?"
Imtheboxhead
109 weeks ago
What about "Hey, i lost my number, can i have yours?
blinkythe1
109 weeks ago
The last pic is so cute x)
xkittehx
109 weeks ago
the last on is a SQUIRREL not a rabbit ppl
sari2677
109 weeks ago
my favorite pickup line is: hey, i lost my number, can i have yours? I've tried that one too :D