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A Letter of Complaint From Snorlax To IHOP


Dear IHOP,

I'd like to start off this letter by saying that the size of your booths left a great deal to be desire... gosh, I'm sleepy. It sure is hot in here. Sunny, but in that way that just makes you want to lay down, you know. Oh man, hold on I just have to stretch for a second. Then I'll get back to this letter.

OK, there, I'm back. What was I talking about? Something about where I ate last night. Some... problem... oh MAN I AM BEAT. I just... maybe I'll just... take a little nap... then I'll regroup.

Hey! I just found this letter I was writing. It says it's addressed to IHOP. Was I at IHOP last night? I remember starting to put on pants to go out... but then getting very tired... it's all kind of a haze after that. I guess I went out. I should call IHOP. Maybe I was writing them because I left something there. But the phone is soooo far away. It's all the way on the other end of the room.

I should get up and get the phone... but I just.... it's so hot today... the perfect temperature for a nap. Yeah, maybe I'll just take a nap.

Uh oh... I think someone is breaking in. Yes, yes someone has definitely broken into my house and is stealing from me... but... But I can't believe how sleepy I am. Maybe I'll just catch a few Z's and then I'll wake up and try to stop him. YAWWWWN.

I sure hope a butterfly lands on my nose.

I have several uneaten pancakes in my pocket. That's so weird. Where did I go last night? I wonder who this person is? I should exercise more. I think when I get up I'm going to go to IHOP. These pancakes reminded me I love their food. I hope they have comfortable booths. I like a nice big soft booth.

Sincerely,

Snorlax

 

Why can't Snorlax wake hisself the hell up? What's his deal? Let us know in the comments!

 

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43 weeks ago

I agree with snorlax. If u can sleep then do it.

49 weeks ago

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61 weeks ago

ummm, if he's SNORLAX, then why would he wake up?

65 weeks ago

A Snorlax would get up, punch a burglar in the face, and then go back to sleep.

65 weeks ago

i have the same problem, for me its just that im so fat that the only time ill get upis if i smell food, or if i hear a flute next to me! is there a problem with that?

65 weeks ago

could it be that he was just given the wrong name? snorlax is definately off the case here when he snors and is lax in movement.

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65 weeks ago

ya stop the adds and snorelax...ever heard of an alarm clock

65 weeks ago

He was reading moby dick

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65 weeks ago

Oh, silly Snorlax, what shenanigans will you be up to next? :D *wags finger*

66 weeks ago

Stop with the stupid links/ads in the coments
its just anoying

66 weeks ago

At the end... did you really say "hisself?"
That's not a word.

66 weeks ago

hhahaha lol

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66 weeks ago

I used to be a waitress at IHOP - my first job, actually

66 weeks ago

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66 weeks ago

Iove it! i also like how the phone appears out of nowhere.

66 weeks ago

have you ever met a fat kid? being fat explains a lot

66 weeks ago

i love how they say first like they run first to see what the dudes or the chicks on each article wrote like good doggies XD gooood doggies on the other hand awesome people like me don't give a candy

66 weeks ago

I like how he changes color in like every picture:)

66 weeks ago

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66 weeks ago

too much

66 weeks ago

third!!!

66 weeks ago

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66 weeks ago

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66 weeks ago

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