Male Celebrities Who Seem Like They Could Get Pregnant
There's just something about some guys that makes you think "You'd make a good mother". Maybe it's their "Tell me I'd Make a Good Mother" tattoo, I'm not sure. And as Celebrity tabloids tell us, "Stars, They Just Like US!" So here now, after careful analysis, are the 7 Male Celebrities Who Seem Like they Can Get Pregnant:
He seems like he can get pregnant in that old, hardy, Eastern European way. Like, he doesn't believe in birth control so has nine kids, and a wind scarred, chapped visage.
He certainly has feminine qualities (aka the face of a lady), but he also seems like one of those women who is way too tiny to give birth and spends the last three months in a wheel chair because he lacks the upper-body strength to carry an extra nine pounds around.
Martin Short has a pretty expansive amount of characters he can play, so why the hell couldn't he slot "Pregnant Man" in-between Ed Grimley and Jiminy Glick. Outside of that, he just seems like he'd get pregnant and then be a totally crazy person, singing to it, painting it, pretending to bump his pregnant stomach into door knobs. Fun stuff!
Would wander around with his hand on his back, clearly in pain, but when someone goes to help, he waves them off. Class act!
Sometimes someone gets pregnant who is WAAAAAAY too old. That's this guy. Also, how hilarious would it be to see suspenders stretched over a pregnant belly?
He's the president, I'm not telling him no. He'd have a robot shoot a missile at my house!
Because... well, you know.
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