Man Dressed In Bunny Suit TERRORIZES Idaho Town!
At long last the reign of terror perpetrated by creepy Bunny Man is OVER!
Well sort of...police in Idaho Falls said on Tuesday that they have told 34-year-old William Falkingham to stop wearing a bunny suit in public after residents complained that he has been scaring the kiddies. I mean, come on, he looks like a nice enough guy...with his crystal blue eyes that seem to PIERCE YOUR VERY SOUL!
Apparently, the final straw for authorities was when a neighbor complained that she saw Falkingham in his bunny costume peeking at her child from behind a tree in his yard and pointing his finger like a gun. What's so bad about that?? It's not like he laughed maniacally after he fake sniper shot her kid!
His neighbor stood up for the Bunny Man, saying he was eccentric but harmless. Then she went on to make him sound even more creepy. "He's got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don't see him except when he's tripping through his backyard." Wait...tripping? Nevermind.
But since when is it illegal to get your freak on? This town is acting like he's showing little kids his big carrot--am I right?
Falkingham has agreed to no longer wear the bunny suit in public. I say this is BULLCRAP! He should have just agreed to not lurk behind bushes and pretend to shoot children. And even that...I mean, maybe he was just being playful and engaging in a little game of Cowboys and Easter Bunnies! It's not like Pedobunny has moved into town.
And honestly, I can think of a lot scarier things than this goofy bunny guy. Imagine this bunny costume enthusiast living next door? I mean that could actually be harmful to your health!
The lady neighbor once again "defends" Bunny Man: "He's never done anything wrong, but wear his little suits in the background. He's got a strange lifestyle, but we all do weird things at home." Oh really? I've got my eye on you, lady! Insert dramatic music indicating EVIL!
What do you think? Isn't this story bizarre? Are you scared of bunnies? Tell us all about your bunny fears in the comments!