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Man Marries Pillow

Posted By: FLuffee on 03.15.10

Now I know some people have a problem with a man marrying another man -- but what about when a man is married to a pillow?

A 28 year-old man from Japan has fallen in love with and married his 'dakimakura', which is a large pillow that usually has the face of an anime character drawn on it. The particular pillow he fell for had a picture of Fate Testarossa, who is a character in the anime series called 'Magic Girl'.

"Do you take this pillow..."

Now I don't watch a lot of anime so I had to look up who this character was, I found a picture and I have to say, she is pretty good looking -- for someone who isn't even real -- but hot enough to make me marry a pillow? No, I think not.

I wonder if it's the pillow he really loves, or the character -- and I don't even want to get into what their sex life must be like.

Fate Testarossa in 2D form.

A friend of this man says (don't worry, I was surprised he had a friend too) that he takes his pillow everywhere with him, from bringing it to the park for a picnic to toting it along it to the fair so it can join him on all the rides. He even goes out to dinner with the pillow and makes sure that it always gets its own separate meal.

If I was him I would try and trick my waiter into thinking that my pillow date was actually eating its food, you know, slip food under the table and ask if she can have seconds.

I don't know about you but if I saw this man and his "wife" in public I wouldn't be able to stop staring at them. I try not to be a rude person but I think you have to make an exception when a man is serving steak to a pillow.

But can she do laundry?

He could be doing it for the attention -- maybe that's what gets him off, he likes to look like he's completely insane, or, maybe, he's completely insane.

This man apparently decided to get married to his pillow shortly after another man in Japan got married to his virtual girlfriend. Well, at least if you talk to a virtual girlfriend she will reply -- there's not a lot of pillow talk to be had with a pillow, hah see what I did there?

Maybe this could be starting as a fad in Japan -- we're probably going to see a lot of these weird relationships being exposed to the world. If a man and a pillow can get married why not a man and his favorite toaster?

Appliance love?

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superdeath650

5 weeks ago

I will never look at my pillow the same again

Jasminedoll1

5 weeks ago

Miku Pillow? FIRETRUCK

iphonejesus69

23 weeks ago

FOREVER ALONE.....

JessiPhan

33 weeks ago

Miku Hatsune ftw!

Nakkimakkarasetuli

42 weeks ago

Iss miss Pillowy cheating on me?

alicepwns

56 weeks ago

Actually, this story is wrong. It was some korean nerd, not Japanese.

rachelfranke91

58 weeks ago

Finally! Someone who obviously realizes he shouldn't reproduce, and has taken the proper measurements to insure he doesn't!

RabidRenai

59 weeks ago

He married... a dakimura...... o-o......

... The F-BOMB has been dropped.

wolves11

59 weeks ago

get married to his own semen wont make a difference

wolves11

59 weeks ago

forever alone

EvilApple

61 weeks ago

I want that Miku pillow :D

k2061505

62 weeks ago

@chocokat10
no his not korean dumb ass
his JAPANESE

confused_butt_alive

66 weeks ago

and does anyone else notice that "Fate Testarossa" is completely flat??? Boobs have been proven to be a necessary part of married life!!!

confused_butt_alive

66 weeks ago

I can imagine what their sex life would be like. Beer. Lots of beer.

chocokat10

67 weeks ago

He's Korean.

xXChangelingXx

69 weeks ago

Miku!!!!!! I want Miku!!!

willykinsdesu

70 weeks ago

he's kissing the wronge side

ulpyon

71 weeks ago

HE EVEN TOOK HER (?) TO AMUSEMENT PARK! i pooped bricks!! here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_6gYbcpeYE i wish i could understand what he's saying!

ulpyon

71 weeks ago

Fate Testarossa body pillow." you can even find his interview on youtube lol i'm watching it

ulpyon

71 weeks ago

hey i tried to google it and i found that it's actually a KOREAN.
"Lee Jin-gyu, a 28-year old Korean man decided to one-up pretty much every other otaku on the planet so he went ahead and married his

chau

74 weeks ago

just as crazy as the guy who married a girl from a video game o_O

Eternalsunshinee

77 weeks ago

What the firetruck o.o

4darklink

77 weeks ago

VOCALOID! now i would tap that pillow LOL

xXhinamoriXx

77 weeks ago

Omg! The 3rd pic is Hatsune Miku! xD
o_o

cheesemanruby97

78 weeks ago

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sunglasses9876

78 weeks ago

lol

iYasashii

80 weeks ago

I would seriously consider marrying the Hatsune Miku pillow. But it's preferable if she can sing to me, too.

chocolatekitten5

81 weeks ago

I think he is just crazy. Not that I have anything against the Japanese.

everythingrulz

82 weeks ago

Okay, I don't like making fun of the Japanese AT ALL... because I AM Japanese-American, but this was actually kind of funny... if only he really IS Japanese (I've noticed most people have trouble with

nillyvanilla3

83 weeks ago

Why is it always the Japanese? I think there was some guy who married a blow-up doll.

nycsmoshfan

83 weeks ago

lol, the pillow with blue hair is from vocaloid.

bell22

83 weeks ago

lol, heard about this long time ago...is he really marry that stupid pillow

blue-power-rann...

83 weeks ago

hey!! hatsune miku!! i would marry that pillow!

polythenepam

84 weeks ago

That's not as bad as the woman who's married to the Eiffel Tower.
That's right. Her name's Erika Eiffel. -.-

joshual

84 weeks ago

after he was cought the only thing he kept saying is "i thought brains was mushy but it was very chewy like rubber!

joshual

84 weeks ago

learn the facts from the real world. this isnt wierd to me. the wierdest thing i ever heard was that a guy in korea killed this neard ant ate his brains to become smarter!

Ana Marisa

84 weeks ago

pillow sex hahahaha sorry man, but you can't have sex with a pillow.
fail marriage!

david22429

84 weeks ago

w....t....f

minislip6

84 weeks ago

this is like that simpsons episode, i saw homer marrying a man and a cardboard japaneese anime cutout! better a pillow than a cut out!

minislip6

84 weeks ago

this is like that simpsons episode, i saw homer marrying a man and a cardboard japaneese anime cutout! better a pillow than a cut out!