'Modern Warfare' Fan Threatens To Blow Up Best Buy
You just know the Parents Against Everything Coalition are gonna be up in arms about this one! Turns out a crazy-ass fan of the popular first-person shooter game got his rage on at a Best Buy recently. The makers of Call of Duty: MW3 would like me to take this opportunity to say that they do not condone such violence and that such rage is only acceptable when...WTF RESPAWN!?!?
The 31-year-old Colorado man, Lomorin Sar, apparently became enraged on Tuesday when he arrived at Best Buy to pick up his pre-ordered copy of COD: MW3, only to find out that the store had screwed up and did not have a copy for the lunatic gamer. That's when Mr. Sar started asking employees what time they got off work. SO HE COULD SHOOT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT. Not that I'm encouraging sniping, but I'm pretty sure if you wanna be successful at it you shouldn't give your victims a heads-up.
Then he threatened to blow up the store, before storming off ominously. And since no one wants to face COD Rage IRL, the employees called the police. Why do I get the feeling this guy rage quits on a daily basis. I would totally teabag this d*ck's corpse. You know, after I took him out with a headshot and he accused me of cheating.
The manager even tried to make up for the error by offering Mr. Sar a gift card and an upgrade to the 'Hardened Edition' of the game. I mean, what else did he want from them? A free install of the game as well? Cause Best Buy will do that. They specialize in dealing with dummy customers.
The cops found the idiot sitting in the parking lot and he was arrested for disorderly conduct. POW IRL. BWAHAHAHAHA. Pwned!
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