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10 Most Awkward Movies to Make Out To

Posted By: Maggie Grainger on 06.08.11

You’re super stoked - the person you’ve been crushing on all year just asked you to come over and watch a movie. This is your moment to finally let them know your true feelings and maybe make a move. You settle in on the couch, ready for an ultimate make out sesh, when your crush pushes the play button. If any of these movies come on the screen, your chances for a romantic night can probably be thrown right out the window. Here’s our list of the top ten most awkward movies to make out to - ever!

10. Black Swan

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Natalie Portman won the Oscar for her role in this creepy flick, and you should win one too if you can keep a smile on your face during the entire thing. Between self-inflicted stabbings and terrifying swan/humans, this is no Kate Hudson rom-com.

9. Kids

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This ‘90s film looks at the day in the life of a group of New York teens. They drink, smoke and, unknowingly, give each other HIV. It’s a story that needs to be told, just not when your date is trying to sneak a snuggle.

8. American History X

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Edward Norton plays a Nazi skinhead in this movie which deals with race relations in Los Angeles. Lots of scenes – especially the finale – are tough to stomach and will keep you up all night. You want to go to bed dreaming about your crush’s sexy smile – not Norton making people bite curbs.

7. The Hurt Locker

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Explosions are fun when they’re in the latest Transformers sequel – not when it involves soldiers getting blown to pieces.

6. A Clockwork Orange

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True, it’s considered a classic but watching Alex and his band of hooligan friends rape and destroy innocent people’s lives is not exactly first date fare. Delicately suggest switching the movie to lighter stuff like Up, to up your chances of getting a kiss.

5. The Human Centipede

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Horror movies are a great excuse to cuddle in closer to each other but this one – about a mad scientist who creates a “human centipede” out of his prisoners - gives us the chills and not the fun, butterflies-in-our-stomach kind.

4. The Exorcist

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Watching projectile vomit, possessed girls and spinning heads will most likely send you straight to the bathroom yourself and not into each other’s arms.

3. Precious

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Dramatic flicks can spark interesting and deep conversations with your crush, but this tale of a girl who is beaten by her mother and has children with her own father will leave the both of you feeling depressed instead of horny.

2. The Passion of the Christ

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Thinking impure thoughts about your crush’s behind when they bend over to put the DVD in the player? The story of Jesus Christ’s journey to the cross will make you want to beg forgiveness for your sins and run to the nearest nunnery.

1. Juno

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Nothing breaks the mood like watching knocked up teenagers try to figure out what to do with their unborn child. Turn this flick on and you and your crush will more than likely spend the rest of the night on separate ends of the couch.

What movie would make you squirm in front of your crush? Has a date ever been ruined because of the movie you chose to watch? Let us know!

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Tags: 10, american history x, awkward, black swan, christ, clockwork orange, exorcist, human ceneipede, hurt locker, juno, kids, make-out, movies, passion, precious

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CowsGoMoo!

1 week ago

Black Hawk Down. Nothing better than watching men lose the lower half of their bodies, go deaf, and other problems.

fittydaboss

1 week ago

TAKEN - it aint all that good to make a move when you see teenagers getting kidnapped and raped

fittydaboss

1 week ago

TAKEN - it aint all that good to make a move when you see teenagers getting kidnapped and raped

Deadroach_

1 week ago

tried making out to Hannibal ... she didnt like that very much haha

Angie221292

1 week ago

"Inception" is a horrible movie to make out to. Why do guys always have to pay so much attention when watching this movie? In the end, nobody really gets it...right? :P

darthmaulisbadass

1 week ago

i don't think the Saw movies would set a good mood..

gabedachickenlord

1 week ago

5,4,3 lmao

purplepomegranates

1 week ago

The awkward moment when your first makeout was during LOTR: The 2 Towers. Well, kind of a win at the same time..

animeluvr449

8 weeks ago

The girl in the exorcist...pretty creepy

zeldakatz489

13 weeks ago

jennifer's body. nuff said

urmom03

17 weeks ago

"3 slices of life" is the awkwardest movie that i have ever seen. it kinda confusing and weird. and gross.

derpasaurusrex

22 weeks ago

me and my boyfriend actually watched a clockwork orange together the other day.

peace1hippy

38 weeks ago

black swans creepy.
american history x is just sad when he drags his face to the curb and steps on his head.
the human centipede is just yuk.
the exorcist is just ahh.
precious is just depressing.
and juno is looooooooooooooooooool

AcidFace

46 weeks ago

I was at a guys house watching Juno and he was trying to get with me it was awk-ward. What sucked worse was that I was trying to ignore him the whole time D: Glad it's number 1!

AcidFace

46 weeks ago

I was at a guys house watching Juno and he was trying to get with me it was awk-ward. What sucked worse was that I was trying to ignore him the whole time D: Glad it's number 1!

familyguy2

47 weeks ago

You know I'm not saying it's scary, but Edward Scissorhands is not really a movie to make-out to.

familyguy2

47 weeks ago

You know I'm not saying it's scary, but Edward Scissorhands is not really a movie to make-out to.

Göteborg

49 weeks ago

I like Passion of the christ, true movie, maybe not so much blood

frost dragon

49 weeks ago

DON'T WATCH THE EXERCIST the girl litterally went insane during and after the movie was made

rmxpokeman

49 weeks ago

hey hey hey
Juno is cute.

KALPPr

50 weeks ago

i have no life,and no boyfriend so i can't do anything...depress

Elliedepellie

50 weeks ago

kids is disgusting!

Georgieboi362

50 weeks ago

You can't make out while avatar is on in the background it just kills the mood :/

restin333grgrgrgr

50 weeks ago

I had sex after american history-X :P

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Rockchick_Jenny

50 weeks ago

the girl in "The Exorcist" FREAKS me out...just try to imagine her standing on your doorstep to your bedroom at 01.am just standing there with a creepy little smile!! :S

Crazychicks

50 weeks ago

ummm.......

MissyPiggy334

50 weeks ago

i did kiss in juno... whoops.

kalv

50 weeks ago

is not Shakespeare, I don't think they're using Elizabethan slang though:)

kalv

50 weeks ago

@minagiv A nunnery is a group of buildings in which a community of nuns live together, so it is a convent. But back in the day a nunnery was common Elizabethan slang for brothel as you say. Since this

Shrek740

50 weeks ago

I literally lol'd when I saw the passion of the Christ on there and I don't know why.

ana90

50 weeks ago

requiem for a dream... that´s not kissing material

xoMeggzox

50 weeks ago

This list should have come out years ago.
I went to see Juno on my first date EVER....

minagiv

50 weeks ago

*sigh* I'm sick of being the Shakespeare geek everytime a nunnery is mentioned, but here we go again.... A nunnery is NOT a convent, it's a brothel. You just basically said a movie about Jesus will ma

minagiv

50 weeks ago

iLoveSmosh97

50 weeks ago

haha totally agree with all these movie choices :)

pedro.celino

50 weeks ago

I make movies for fun, so most "scary" movies don't work on me... But The Human Centipede was the first (and until now only) movie to make me want to throw up (it almost happened as I saw the poster r

Alex the gamer008

50 weeks ago

SO FUNNY I LIKE JUNO PART

Mechdevil

50 weeks ago

Irreversible...no words to describe how emotional and disturbing that movie is. Don't believe me? Search Part 2 on YouTube or search it on Google...horrible

ChozoSpacePanda

50 weeks ago

I dunno, Sweeney Todd is a pretty messed up movie too, ya know?

SHADOW2122

50 weeks ago

They forgot to include the movie "Teeth" for those who aren't familiar try google, if your to afraid then let me tell you, basically its a chick with sharp teeth where her "hoohaa" is! Yea now that w

Ryan Dillavou

50 weeks ago

I think pretty much any really funny movie would blow to make out during