Name The Band, WIN A SHIRT!

What. The. Firetruck. Ummmmm, I don't know what's going on here, but it is at a Human Centipede level of wrongness. What do you think IT calls itself when IT books a gig? Help us come up with a funny name and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best, you could win a FREE Smosh t-shirt. They're comfy!

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 4/23/12 will not be considered. Good luck!