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Olympics Over, America and Freedom Still #1

Posted By: Sarah on 03.02.10

Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.

The Olympics are finally over! The closing ceremony on Sunday night rubbed in Canada’s faces that America won the most medals overall. Germany came in second and poor old Canada only came in third.

FREEDOM WINS AGAIN!

A slew of great Canadians were at the closing ceremony. The kid who won Canadian Idol sang some song. Also: Neil Young, Alanis Morrisette, Avril Lavigne, Michael Buble, and even much-loved Canadian band Nickelback.

There were some more Canadian celebrities and musical acts no one was familiar with. Then dancing leaves, beavers, and moose performed as more recognizable Canadian symbols.

Canada's best and brightest ~~beavers~~ celebrities.

NBC tried to pump viewers up for its next Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia with ballet, opera, and people in hamster balls.

They then reminded viewers that for the first time in 60 years Russia won zero figure skating medals and cut to a great quote from Russian Prime Minister Putin, "Of course we expected more from our team, but that's not cause to throw up our hands, wear a sackcloth and ashes or beat ourselves with chains."

Ummm...

Sackcloths and chains! Can’t wait, Russia! See you in 2014! And, now back to our regular NBC programming!

What did you think of the Games?

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fullmetal177

43 weeks ago

America and Canada are friends. We just like to poke fun at you guys sometimes. I'm sure you guys do the same w/ us. :P

ThatRussainKid

43 weeks ago

Stop mocking Russians. We're smarter than Americans and you're just too scared to admit it.

regg

63 weeks ago

I really enjoyed the hockey games the most, I got their schedule on fantasy hockey, Canada team rocked, they should be proud.

GameGuurl

68 weeks ago

but we DID win the most gold medals soo..... U.S. are being sore losers or there just too full of themselves

GameGuurl

68 weeks ago

I agree with those last 3 comments before mine!!

lilbro123

76 weeks ago

canada rocks. free health care, nice people, hockey, GOLD medals, and more. still america and canada should be friends

blah.blah.blah

91 weeks ago

CANADA IS AMAZING!!!!!!

melkesedek

102 weeks ago

Why can't Canada and America just be friends?

XXXThe__FallenXXX

102 weeks ago

lastly, some of your teams hockey players were from THE U.S.A!!! some of the most famous people in THE WORLD came from america! WHAT NOW!?!?

XXXThe__FallenXXX

102 weeks ago

to those canadians out there bagging on the U.S : WHO GIVES A FREAKING CRAP ABOUT HOW MANY MEDALS U WON? AND WE DIDNT STEAL HOCKEY EITHER! AND AMERICA HAS ALMOST ALL OF THE TV STATION YOU GUYS HAVE! l

bobiscool180

109 weeks ago

canada broke a record for most gold medals won at a winter olympics so nyia :P

musicpwns101

112 weeks ago

Canada still won most gold medals, though. And that's what counts xD

Dman49

112 weeks ago

oh yeaaaa thats what USA said after Canada won gold in hockey. oh and in over all golds. oh......

babyxbob

113 weeks ago

America may of been first but did u see how many gold medals they got they only got like bronze and silver while Canada work their ass off to win the most gold

oozee

115 weeks ago

all canada wanted gold in hockey.IT'S TRUE a lot of canaidians wanted gold in that.

thejuicypotatoe

115 weeks ago

canada won the most gold medals so heres how i see it gold medal = 3 points, silver medal = 2 points and bronze = 1 point so yeah canada didnt do too bad.

oozee

115 weeks ago

canada kicks ass

oozee

115 weeks ago

canada kicks ass

rastapouet

115 weeks ago

Can somebody tell me who in hell is Sarah?

Jaulle

115 weeks ago

Poor old Canada? Canada won more gold medals than any country ever has in the Winter Olympics.

matoro1795

115 weeks ago

Canada beat u.s in hockey both in vancouver 2010 mens and womens, and salt lake city 2002 mens and womens. we'z haz coins and shiz to prove hockey is truly canada's game

matoro1795

115 weeks ago

OMG seriously,u wouldn't have won OUR medals if we didn't have the games so don't say poor old Canada. We still won more Gold than U.S. so "suck my Canadian Balls"

goingtodamountains22

115 weeks ago

That guy from Hedley didn't win canadian idol, he came in 3rd

Omegajpboy

115 weeks ago

Canada got the most gold medals

Now I am going to get flamed like heck...

NintendoToast321

115 weeks ago

WOW..... can't we stop arguing about who got more medals or higher quality please its making me sick

Candy444

115 weeks ago

I should have watch the winter olympics.I didn't even know america won,but did america actually beat canada at hockey because I'm a little confuse.

oozee

115 weeks ago

@ PlaneteReview
Im sorry were you insulting Canada? I couldent hear you over our free HEALTH CARE!

oozee

115 weeks ago

@ emmarvidsson
Dude you really suck at Geography

oozee

115 weeks ago

i'm from canada but good job on winning usa BUT we have more gold medles then anyone so.........IN YOUR FACE!

oozee

115 weeks ago

i'm from canada but good job on winning usa BUT we have more gold medles then anyone so.........IN YOUR FACE!

emmarvidsson

115 weeks ago

maybe because USA is a freakin' continent

PlaneteReview

115 weeks ago

GOLD MEDALS COUNT NOT OVERALL

CANADA 1# U.S.A STFU YOUR THIRD

PlaneteReview

115 weeks ago

(okay usually im posting in english when on english sites but this time, as a Québecois (the little "state" that talk french in Canada) i wanna say it in my language

ON VOUS A TORCHÉ!!!!!!!!! On a

pippin95

115 weeks ago

CANADIA SUCKS ASS BITCHES!!! :P

Danobabyful

115 weeks ago

CANADA GOT THE MOST GOLD MEDALS NOOB!

kitta123

115 weeks ago

Yeah I don't have to miss SNL anymore!!!

yojeo

115 weeks ago

@hello1324
dude your EXACTLY why i dont like canadians.

brace110

116 weeks ago

too bad you did not win at speedskating
dutch ftw

hello1324

116 weeks ago

canada won more gold medals than u guys! the only readon u have more medals than us is all the SILVER medals u guys got from us winning first all the time! suck on that bitches!

SweetCandy4

116 weeks ago

gold medals = #1. I guess we're #1 after all. loser. And also, they changed ''sh*it'' to ''candy''...

SweetCandy4

116 weeks ago

Go fck yourself you bitch! Why are you talking candy about Canada you jerk, what the fck is wrong with you?! Canada is an amazing country and you're just a stuck up little brat. Oh and by the way, gold

TheFtwer

116 weeks ago

wait what?
i said fu cking....
go figure...

TheFtwer

116 weeks ago

And also, sheesh.
some of u are real firetrucking jerks...

TheFtwer

116 weeks ago

im sorry guys.
normally im with canada being so close to it,
but im sorry but i go for america on this.
sorry guys. We "won"
congratz on hockey victory though. I was routing for you.

jessemcgregor

116 weeks ago

I think you should take this post down and Sarah can go F herself because shes too stupid to know the truth about the real winner of the olympics.....Canada

jessemcgregor

116 weeks ago

CANADA

jessemcgregor

116 weeks ago

Canada destroyed the americans in the olympics, it's gold or nothing baby, so how bout you stop bragging about having the most medals (like that matters) and just except the fact you got dummied by CA

The16Sander

116 weeks ago

America is nr. 3 and a half. Maybe nr. 4 at Sochi?

br0oke

116 weeks ago

(cont) was more of a deliberate rude. This was my least favourite article on smoshpit. Get more funny, Sarah, and less patriotic. Smosh has Canadian fans too.

br0oke

116 weeks ago

Er, I'm with the rest of the commenters here. This article wasn't very good, all it did was boast about being American, but it wasn't even that silly playful boast where you know it's just for fun, it

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