Oscars Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Should've Been Nominated For
So the Academy Award nominees were announced the other day and other than a few technical awards, the final Harry Potter movie was basically snubbed. Because apparently the Academy is made up of a bunch of friggin' dumbasses. Here are 5 awards Harry Potter should've been nominated for if anyone voting had any brains in their friggin skulls at all.
How you gonna nominate only 9 Best Picture nominees when you they are eligible to nominate 10? It's almost like they intentionally made it nine to cut Harry off the list. Even at 9 nominees it should still make the cut. I know for a fact that Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 is 1000 times more inspirational than The Help, 1000 times less boring than The Tree of Life and 100 times less annoying than the trailer for Extremely Loud and incredibly Close. CASE CLOSED!
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
No one is more awesome than Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall. FACT. Maybe if she was in The Help or if she took a dump in a sink she would've gotten some Oscar love. Stay classy, Academy!
Helena Bonham-Carter is amazing as Bellatrix Lestrange. And she was even more amazing as Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix Lestrange. Way more badass than the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo girl. Way more convincing than Glenn Close pretending to be an ugly dude in that movie that no one saw or even heard about.
How you gonna deny the delectable and charming Ralph Fiennes' absolute transformation into the evil ugly bastard, Voldemort? He should win a special Oscar just for the Draco awkward hug moment alone! I guess we'll just have to be satisfied with Sirius Black being nominated as Gary Oldman In Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Oh hmmm....lemme think Alan FRIGGIN" Rickman as Snape or JONAH HILL!?!? Snape's death scene is hands down the saddest scene ever in the history of cinema. When he bottled that tear, I snot cried a friggin' jug of tears. And mucus. And my heart is about as black as they come. But no Jonah Hill. FUUUUUUUUUU!!! This is the biggest injustice of the whole damn list. The only think I can think of that would make Alan Rickman feel better is if I allow him to be my older, hot boyfriend. Call me, boo!
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