SMOSH PIT

Paul The Octopus Predicts Other Things

Posted By: Brendan on 07.12.10

Have you guys heard of this Paul the Octopus? He’s probably the best octopus. Other octopi just swim around the ocean, squirting out ink when they get scared like little octopansies. But Paul is awesome; he can tell the future. His trainers (or captors, whatever) place two boxes in his cage, each with the flag of a world cup team, and each with a tasty mussel inside. Paul picks a mussel/team, and for eight games in a row, including the World Cup final, Paul’s choice won the game.

But why you would waste a clairvoyant octopus on something stupid like soccer? There’s a whole world of not-soccer out there that Paul can predict.

Rainbow OR Double Rainbow?

Whether it’s girls sharing a cup, or rainbows, Paul knows two of something is always better.

Jacob OR Edward?

As a cold blooded animal, Paul may be a bit biased towards “Team Edward.”

The Last Airbender OR Any Other Movie?

Paul predicts you should see any other movie. Literally, any movie besides “The Last Airbender.”

Sea Turtles OR BP?

I was sad to see Paul make this choice. I was really rooting for the sea turtles.

MySpace OR Facebook?

Three years too late, Paul.

Jail OR No Jail for Lindsay?

Paul was right about this one too.

Heidi OR Spencer?

In special cases, even Paul refuses to pick a favorite.

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Tags: comedy, funny, future, humor, octopus, paul, predictions, world cup

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Shidow

3 weeks ago

I'd rather watch the "last airbender" than "Santa and the icecream bunny" (google it)

Aniecolai

46 weeks ago

damn it's good he died because everybody in the netherlands wanted to kill him SO bad!

Jorinda

48 weeks ago

I'm sorry to tell ya but Paul died a little while ago.
Now we're ganna use a squinting sloth instead for predicting our soccer games.
I cant find a picture but he sure is ugly. XD

RubyRocks808

58 weeks ago

i know! the new movie sucks eggs!

kandykissgal

69 weeks ago

I wanna pet octopus

michaelabayla

69 weeks ago

"Whoa that's a cool rainbow, double rainbow, all the way, that's so intense!"
The whole video he sounded like he was having an amazing life altering orgasim. :) lol.

spiro

74 weeks ago

ps3 or xbox

Lovely_Luna

75 weeks ago

Paul Sucks.
HOLLAAAAAAAAND!

tomvdhorst

76 weeks ago

ok, i hate paul... (I'm from holland)

still... this is funny xD

rockleah18

76 weeks ago

@Moron_inc WTF? i do not understand your comment at all...
anyway this is really funny :)

Lucraies

77 weeks ago

smosh is useing a lot of raywilliamjohnsons vids in the smosh pit that guy and the rainbow was 1

Moron_inc

80 weeks ago

I dissagree with alot of the things that smosh.com has. Most of the world LOVES to watch soccer and North America is the only continant that dosn't have soccer as their most common pass time. So stop

XxMCR99xX

81 weeks ago

I agree with @lizzyrox, Hey paul what ia Anothony choosing for Food Battle 2010?? ahha

lizzyrox

81 weeks ago

paul is awsome! hey paul wut food should anthony use for food battle 2010?

A Smosher96

81 weeks ago

he always does the one on the right!

holdengirl

81 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

mwc45

81 weeks ago

paul, how could you even choose on the twilight stuff, twilight isnt good, you shouldve hid and said "screw dis, im not even touching those dumb bins"

Ducky:P

81 weeks ago

he just stayed one the right...thts stupid :\

Gilkez

81 weeks ago

He always picks the one on the right-side

MiloFlare

81 weeks ago

Yeah The last airbender is FAil I hate when they recreat animes into the real thing cuz its CRaP

dalton610

81 weeks ago

follow these steps

1. put your hand over your mouth
2. say" I"M a moron "
3. open your hand
4. smack your self in the face for being a moron

TheNewbyGirl

81 weeks ago

Ha the last one.
he's just like nuh-uh! :}

Besieged

81 weeks ago

I chuckled at the last one

myman101

81 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

tmanmetsfan

81 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

xxsoundsofviolencexx

81 weeks ago

i love the double rainbow guy haha :D God forbid he ever sees a triple rainbow...

xxsoundsofviolencexx

81 weeks ago

i dont think the octopus predicted anything... one of them must have had spoiled mussels or something...

teamedward18

81 weeks ago

parry gripp qrote a song about paul the octopus

Trickey6

81 weeks ago

yeah team EDWARD

Ana Marisa

81 weeks ago

PAUL FTW!

meana223

81 weeks ago

PUAL WTF HOW CUD YUH EVER PICK EDWARD WTF W....T.......F?!?!?!?!?!?!?

guitarguy66

81 weeks ago

dubble ranebow all the way................

guitarguy66

81 weeks ago

at 26 seconds in on the rainbow video the guy goes insane

Matrix blast

81 weeks ago

the link in smosh pit Paul the octopus unveiled is wrong. Why did he choose a flag with no yellow to beat Germany?

meloveshugs

81 weeks ago

OMG! OMG! OMG... Double Rainbow! It's so...bright...

sydling

81 weeks ago

Paul, Paul, Paul!!!!!! Am I going to kick my friend's ass today in MW2???

RectumPilum

81 weeks ago

The best team won.

Darkrairocks8932

81 weeks ago

In Paul We Trust

Duyuna

81 weeks ago

Holland shoot win xD But whatever, that double rainbow guy is weird..

AgentZero_rules

81 weeks ago

the double rainbow guy is so high. Hilarious.

ulpyon

81 weeks ago

lol at jacob and edward!

radeonjr

81 weeks ago

i like the cartoon avatar
but the real life one sucked
they tried to mess everything up
the didnt even get the main characters name right

thenuke95

81 weeks ago

cool

SrsBzns

81 weeks ago

@hyacinth; The choices following the World Cup picture are obviously photoshoped. There's a soccer ball in every photo. But none the less, this is still quite funny.

OhEmGeeItsJenna

81 weeks ago

i have a phobia of octopi

somewhat_awesome

81 weeks ago

he picked spain just cuz the tasty mussel was closer =P

eoghan-oneill

81 weeks ago

its called football nd football is ammazin

eoghan-oneill

81 weeks ago

its called football nd football is ammazin