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People, Places & Things That Need New Names

Posted By: Reid Levin on 07.14.10

The University of Texas is considering changing the name of a dorm that was originally named after a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

This seems like this is a no-brainer since U.T. dropped their Bachelors in Fine Racism degree like 60 years ago. Go Longhorns! It seems like all a bunch of different names offend people these days, and some people even say some of this stuff should be renamed.

Like the town of Anazhole-Sezwutt, Montana, named after it’s beloved founders Yer Anazhole, Jr. and James Fitzroy Ajerk Sezwutt. Apparently, people take offense to the “foreign” sounding name of the town.

Colonel Hick’s Famous “Impossumable To Resist” BBQ Sauce boasts a “tar smoked flavor smushed into every bite.”

The Northern American Elk is a majestic symbol of the Canadian Rocky Mountains, even though these days you can only find ‘em between the British Columbian cities of Cranbrook, Kaiduh, and Kamloops. As if their “endangered” status isn’t enough, a group of know-it-all scientists are now trying to change the species’ scientific name, Elk Kaiduh.

MASSILLON, Ohio resident Donald Duck is a drunk driver. He's a repeat offender with multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension... it would seem that Donald has a bit of a problem. Police say that when Donald Duck opened his car door, a bag of marijuana fell out of the vehicle. I wonder how Walt Disney feels about that?

This cute little shop makes its own wine and crackers. A nice old Hispanic man whose name is pronounced “Hay-zeus” owns and operates the shop.

But try explaining this sign to all the Cardinals and Archbishops who are up in a tizzy, and you just might find yourself excommunicated… or worse.

Hitler’s Bagels. Yeah.

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Tags: article, change, comedy, funny, humor, names

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chocoholic1

47 weeks ago

lol anazhole's first name is yer!! it's like your an a**hole

iGetBored.T_T

62 weeks ago

.....And that's why I'm an Aggie. Go A&M! :D The wine and crackers shop does sound pretty good, though. In fact, I'd guess you'd say....divine. *puts on sunglasses* YEAH! XD

theundergroundkitteh

62 weeks ago

Firetruck hitler. btw, everyone knows the real UT is in tennessee. lol

animal_fr34k

63 weeks ago

Adolf Hitler was a punk.

cool smosh

66 weeks ago

Yeah where is mien koffee and mien bagle

watdaquad

67 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

Rene92

68 weeks ago

Wtf Hitler's bagels?????

0O00O00O0

68 weeks ago

seriously..where's mein koffee? >_>
Im the SS captain!..now where's mein koffee?!!!!

takano

69 weeks ago

hitler's bagels?? R U serious?? firetruck man...
hahaha jesus' wine + crackers xD!!!! go to church kids!!! hahaha

cloudeater

72 weeks ago

why the hell is it called Hitlers Bagel ?
And why is there a german word play in it, which no one will ever understand because it's obviously german ? ^___^

viawizard

74 weeks ago

Last one, cheese shop one and Elk one ^_^

Moron_inc

80 weeks ago

The Northern American Elk? I live in Langly B.C. which is close to where you would find "Northern American Elk". But thats not at all what they are called you retarded americans!

Hipley

81 weeks ago

sorry: í wrote Mucke-"ef you ci kay" instead of Muckesex, bloody censoring is distroying german wordplay

Hipley

81 weeks ago

sorry: í wrote Mucke-"ef you ci kay" instead of Muckesex, bloody censoring is distroying german wordplay

Hipley

81 weeks ago

it's "mein Muckefiretruck" instead of "mein Kaffee"