SMOSH PIT

Put Me in Jail Please

Posted By: FLuffee on 01.25.10

Welcome to our first Smosh Pit post from FLuffee. Check back every Monday afternoon for something from him!

Recently a 46 year-old man in Florida named Paul Brian Clutts called 911 and told police that he had hit his own house with his car. The police arrived at his home to find that there was no damage and that Paul was nowhere to be found.

You may be wondering why someone would call the police and lie about something like this. Well, he had a perfectly good reason--he wanted to join his girlfriend in jail. OK, so it wasn't a good reason at all. I guess he didn't really think this through, because, first of all, women and men don't go to the same jail. So that's just dumb. And, second of all, you wouldn't get a jail sentence for running your car into your own house. The only thing you get from running into your own house is embarrassment.

This is what the house might have looked like if he'd actually hit it.

His efforts to go to jail didn't stop there, he later went to the police station and told police the reason he called 911 was because his cat attacked him. Sorry to burst your bubble again, Paul, but the cat would have more of a chance to be put in jail than you. He eventually admitted to police that the reason he was there was because he wanted to join his girlfriend in jail, and then he added on top of that, that there was going to be a shootout in the neighborhood. That finally got him put in jail.

Suggested defense against cat attack.

Well...good for him? I guess the third time's the charm, or maybe the police just got tired of listening to his ridiculous stories and decided jail was probably not a bad idea after all. Oh and in case you were wondering, he didn't get to go to the same jail as his girlfriend, but really, who didn't see that one coming?

Sweet 'stache, bro.

This guy must have been on some sort of drug. Either that or he is just really, really stupid. Because anybody in their right mind should be able to figure out a way to get put in jail.

So for anyone who thinks they might want to go to jail I have developed a foolproof plan: What you want to do is go into a police station find a cop, walk up to him and open palm slap him in the face! Now, I'm not saying this is a good idea but if you're the kind of person who wants to go to jail, it's only a bitch-slap away.

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smosh_lover:)

5 weeks ago

that guys is just plain frikin' 'tarded :P

NorwayHoney

7 weeks ago

Haha...

rainbow_ostrich

25 weeks ago

i think that picture of a truck was on my scince test.... btw i failed the test becuase appearnetly useing bacon as an answer will get you detention.

SmoshieHottieBu...

25 weeks ago

Its the evil Russian kitteh from Cats & Dogs! <3

smoshisawesome218

30 weeks ago

wooow way to go dude your idiot

smoshisawesome218

30 weeks ago

wooow way to go dude your idiot

mianahmad

35 weeks ago

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mianahmad

35 weeks ago

He obviously needs support and he also needs to get car insurance quotes, that fit his pocket; he looks like he needs it. Fix the house and the car,

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35 weeks ago

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35 weeks ago

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tuningval

40 weeks ago

He's a really weak individual... I bet his IQ is lower than the cat's ! Good that he ended up in jail... he wanted it there lol.

Val -

tuningval

40 weeks ago

He's a really weak individual... I bet his IQ is lower than the cat's ! Good that he ended up in jail... he wanted it there lol.

Val -

jhaun2

41 weeks ago

I am demon cat your soul is mine

SimonTheGreat

47 weeks ago

Awwww The good oldy smosh pit :D

4879alex

48 weeks ago

what a nube

jonasingles@yahoo

63 weeks ago

omfg

Tabbitia

64 weeks ago

oh he's really really dumb.

andjk

72 weeks ago

hey i am new to this :)

annieeva

73 weeks ago

cat facepalm

mowmow167

74 weeks ago

evil cats FTW!! XDD
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kallys

76 weeks ago

He obviously needs support and he also needs to get car insurance quotes, that fit his pocket; he looks like he needs it. Fix the house and the car,

Nukario

76 weeks ago

what no one know is that his girlfriend was actually a guy

crazycurt1998

77 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

LindsayC.

83 weeks ago

hahaha

Shadow-McFriggi...

85 weeks ago

Well that's people for You.

randomcheese

87 weeks ago

kitty still hasn't killed me yet. stupid cat HA

randomcheese

91 weeks ago

kitty going to kill me in my sleep!!!!!! :o

callydhoedt

96 weeks ago

omg demon cat ...................... lol

Jul

96 weeks ago

Im gonna hit the policer and stunt him :D... But jail for 10 years ? :s

smosher657

97 weeks ago

Actully wreck in ur enime's home and get arrested for that lol

MisteryRider

97 weeks ago

If I become the Police, I will arrest him because his Stupid Prank Calls

Luc

97 weeks ago

Basically he was arrested for making prank calls, which makes sense.

elotequeen

102 weeks ago

Holy crap, Fluffee's picture is quite ferocious.

Constantine^_^

103 weeks ago

can you say "dum-duh-dum dum DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Constantine^_^

103 weeks ago

hahaha! being stupid should be a crime! XD

pandoraa-za-z0-9

104 weeks ago

if you want to go to jail like this jackass in the story than go to the police station take the banna with you and bitch slap the cop with it and take their doughnuts and hall ass out of there.you mig

pcookieness

104 weeks ago

LOL. what an idiot.

sepheroths

104 weeks ago

no take a KNIFE and go to the ploice station and THEN bitch slap him hehehe

ak90man

105 weeks ago

even if he did go to the same jail as his girlfriend they would be put in different cells

ruby2170

105 weeks ago

i hate jews