10 Reasons I Want To See The Muppets Movie

Muppets! Can’t live with ‘em. Could probably live without ‘em. Their new movie is coming out later this year, and I actually kind of want to see it. Here's why:

 

1. This Poster

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It’s pretty self-explanatory. I cherish this poster.

 

2. I’m Afraid Of Them

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Just look at them. I’m pretty sure that if I don’t see this movie, Kermit will either kill me or haunt my nightmares.

 

3. Nostalgia

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I’m pretty sure I used to watch the Muppets as a little kid. Actually, no, I didn’t. Whatever, I still want to see it.

 

4. They’re Furry

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Furry! Soft! Adorable! And in the real world! Oh wait—this is starting to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks... and Garfield... and Zookeeper.

 

5. This Guy

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How could you refuse this face?

 

6. They’re Very Progressive

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I mean, look at the transvestite! What other show has a transvestite! (Oh wait. The pig is not a transvestite... I meant the vampire... a Transylvanian.)

 

7. It Ain’t Easy Being Green

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He tells it like it is! I’ve been green for eighty-four years now, and it really ain’t easy.

 

8. Sesame Street

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Muppets are from that show that always makes me hungry... mmmm... sesame street bagel.

 

9. I Can Really Relate

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Back in the ‘20s, I too was a cookie monster, so I can really relate to him.

 

10. Elmo Won’t Be In It

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That guy is unreal. Who can get tickled as much as he is and not be bothered?

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