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Reasons McDonald’s Is Better Overseas

Posted By: Desi Jedeikin on 05.10.11

McDonald’s is America. We love us some McDonald’s and we’ve got the clogged arteries to prove it.

And while we may be willing to die from a Big Mac Heart attack…our McDonald’s have become a little ho hum. Overseas…not so much. Isn’t it bad enough that every other country is superior to us when it comes to math and science? Do they have to beat us at awesome McDonald’s skills too?? Yes. Yes, they do. And here’s a list of reasons why. Take note American franchise owners!

Crazy Commercials

In other countries they have Super Bowl style commercials all year long and they are all filed under WTF. A girl in a McDonald’s slapping a guy with Tourette’s Syndrome after she mistakes his tick for inappropriate flirting? I’m lovin’ it!

McBeer

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This is just smart business. Is there any time you want McDonald’s more than after an incapacitating encounter with copious amounts of beer? If you don’t believe me, try hitting a drive-thru late Saturday night…fast food my ass!

Hotter Ronald McDonalds

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You can always count on Japan to make even the most ridiculous looks somehow seem super-hot. Personally I’m a little clown phobic but heck, their scary Ronald McDonalds are super-hot too.

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Even while eating your remains.

Happy Meals

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Happy Meals haven’t changed much over the years in America, except for the lame addition of the apple dunkers as an alternative to fries—which is just WRONG! What’s that New Zealand? Your Happy Meals have animal-shaped raviolis and a straw that flavors your milk as you drink it? Magic fricking straws that turn your milk into chocolate??? This is why we need to get on that science bandwagon, people!

Cooler Decor

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Finally you can bring a date to McDonald’s and not appear to be a total cheapskate. Well, at least until she realizes it’s actually a McDonald’s. I can’t imagine actually enjoying my surroundings in a Mickey D’s. I’m usually just grateful if I can eat my meal in peace and not encounter a teen mom washing her baby in the bathroom sink when I go to the bathroom.

Hilarious Knock-Offs

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McDonald’s keeps it real when it comes to anyone infringing on their copyright. Call your place McCurry and you will be super-size sued in two seconds flat. Things are much more lax in the foreign markets. Take this Chinese restaurant called Mini Dog... I'm guessing it's not a pet store. Let's hope that's not an image of their main ingredient up on that menu there.

Interesting Food

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Don’t you want fried French Cheese Nuggets? Or a McLobster Roll? And can you please explain to me how Japan has a bacon, cheese and potato deep-fried pie and we don’t??? In America the McDonald’s menu only gets exciting when they bust out the Shamrock Shakes and McRibs. I guess ‘meat’ molded into the shape of a rack of rib is interesting, but it just makes me McNauseated.

Better Pitchmen

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From Japan, of course, we have the hilariously bumbling uber-nerd, Mr. James…an American who goes to Japan to reinforce negative stereotypes. Hilarity ensues! Stupid jackass Americans always making fools of themselves abroad…Hey wait a minute!

So whatevs foreign McDonald’s! Your food may be cooler and your commercials more hilarious, but you can never beat us when it comes to vulgar pictures of people being molested by statues!

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What do you think? Would you hit up a McDonald’s when traveling abroad? Have you ever tried a foreign McDonald’s? Let us know in the comments!

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Tags: beer, better, fast, food, happy, is, mcdonald's, mcdonalds, mcrib, meals, overseas, reasons

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Abby_Moffitt

9 weeks ago

Oh My gosh! Its Alli Trippy! CTFxC FTW!

sabella98

11 weeks ago

McDonalds in Italy is to die for they have the real stuff unlike here in America :'( Plus they have Gelato!!!!!

elly the band nerd

13 weeks ago

i heard in italy they have a mc'ds that has a whole ice creme floor (its 2 storys) lol theyhave gelato

kelly.bortolot

23 weeks ago

I was in Japan last month and the mcdonalds over there is so much better!!
had the teriyaki burger which was great! :D
for the happy meals you get to pick which toy you want to!

EmiM

45 weeks ago

I'me sure the American mcDonalds is better than the French!!! I heard in america if they don't take your order in five minutes you get it free!! I once waited 25min, in a drive-threw and they even got

xshadowpandax1991

48 weeks ago

that dog is photoshoped....but i wouldn't be surprised...
and the whole reason they have the option of apple thingies instead of fries is becuase america is FAT!!!
but i do agree... its lame.

zqeedey

49 weeks ago

McDonalds suck's ! Hesburger is the best !

koko123

51 weeks ago

I used to hate mcdonalds.......................but now i hate it mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee ee

LingYao<3

51 weeks ago

@39cluesrules Me too XD

39cluesrules

53 weeks ago

im from the philippines and we have chicken

SoWhat

54 weeks ago

Well i'm from Portugal, and last summer i met two american Mormon boys (one from Ohio, and the other one from Nevada) and they said that our Mc Donalds were way better than yours and that all of our M

edible-paper

54 weeks ago

All the McDonalds in Glasgow have been done up -well in the city centre- they're quite nice... And when I was in Florida I got a McDonalds, it was horrible, tasted nothing like the ones here.

But t

lux1

54 weeks ago

You get choclate ball milkshakes in croatia and u also get to use free computerz while eating.Lawl

Miss-Horsez

54 weeks ago

Don't forget the Dutch McKroket! <3

OmgItsCHEEZ

54 weeks ago

Alli Speed FTW

smyco

54 weeks ago

australia (and maybe england) have those happymeals too

piglet

54 weeks ago

In Portugal we have salads, toast and soup too.
The stores all have custom design according to the area they're at, MacCafé, Wi-fi and 2 floors sometimes.
I don't know if it still exist but we had a

LEbackstage

54 weeks ago

Do you have a McCaffé in the US?Mc'Ds & Mc'Cs are actually pretty cool places to hang out in Germany...

Luis-90

54 weeks ago

@1:22 fock yo

smosherzilla

54 weeks ago

In the McBeer picture, isn't that alli from CTFxC? cause it's not, she has one hell of a likeness to her.

bjdooi

54 weeks ago

PULP FICTION. THE "ROYALE WITH CHEESE" CONVERSATION IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE.

sonia429

54 weeks ago

I've been to McDonald's in Portugal and Spain. The awesome thing in Portugal is they have beer as an option in the soda fountain dispenser thing. The burgers in both countries are also a little differ

YukiKurabayashi

54 weeks ago

I went to a McDonalds in Japan before, I had one of their limited edition Melon milkshakes :)

Natawii

54 weeks ago

That 'clown' guy is HAWT!

...The one next to the girl Ronald McDonalds is hot too...

AgentZero_rules

54 weeks ago

I miss the teriyaki burger that Japan McDonalds sells. It was like my favorite burger ever.

asdjka1

54 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW;;;;;;I bet.,.```
♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ → SHOCKING VIDEO ← ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

lacymacy

54 weeks ago

i firetrucking hate Macdonald!

jennalove

54 weeks ago

Hahaha... More Funny Stuff

sko12342

54 weeks ago

I hate clowns, but both of those "clowns" are super hawt

Ginan_Padamsee

54 weeks ago

Shazahn Padamsee is my Cousin!!

NüüüüüzeLi

54 weeks ago

i tried mcdonalds in thailand and i barfed all night

emilyrosebenson

54 weeks ago

I tried USA Maccas and it tasted EXACTLY the same as in New Zealand. It was so creepy!

Shows how synthetic it all is eh?

ehanson3

54 weeks ago

A McDonald's in Switzerland had an Asian-cuisine menu. McPeanut Sauté ...?

heizerbee

54 weeks ago

We have those happy meals in Australia too and trust me, kids still get the normal ones

daytona500p

54 weeks ago

Alli Speed! CTFxC!

daytona500p

54 weeks ago

Alii Speed! CTFxC!

SmartiesRock

54 weeks ago

ALLI SPEED!! CTFxC FTW!

smartyparty

54 weeks ago

CTFxC FTW

LeTinyDancer21

54 weeks ago

OK, I just have to say. I live in America and if you simply go to the store, you can get the flavor straws, though you gotta drink your milk kinda fast or else all the flavor pebbles dissolve.

melisahh

54 weeks ago

well, i live in vancouver in canada and there is the double big mac. i cant believe of all places america doesnt have this! but its not even that different.. they just put four patties instead of two

Sueme93

54 weeks ago

you forgot the chicken BigMacs... i guess they don't have enough fat in them to make it in North America :(

RandomAsianBoii

54 weeks ago

Yes the decor in other countries is better compared to the average McDonalds, but there's one McDonalds in Chicago thats 2 floors.

EmilyIsAwesome-

54 weeks ago

In Australia we had those ravioli things for a while but they were disgusting. I used to love those straws when I was younger though. You could buy Sippahs at any supermarket.