Reasons Why M.I.A. Flipped Off The Camera During The Superbowl
Madonna expressed disapproval of M.I.A.'s middle finger salute at the Superbowl last Sunday. Madonna, who is best known for being naked in public all the time and making a music video where she has sex with a black Jesus has called the gesture "inappropriate." But why did M.I.A. flip off the camera during her halft-time performance? Unlike Madonna, who jumped to conclusions, I think there are a number of possibilities.
She Was Just Stretching Her Finger
Everyone's middle fingers get tired. MIA is no exception.
She Was Actually Pointing Up To Alert The Camera Guy That A Bird Was About To Go To The Bathroom On Him
If this was the case I would say she's not rude, but rather surprisingly considerate.
She Was Giving The Peace Sign, But Forgot It Takes Two Fingers
Certainly not out of the realm of possibility.
She Saw An Evil Spirit Coming Through The Camera Into Our Dimension And Flipped It Off To Scare It And Save Us All
This seems like the likeliest scenario to me, and I should hope the President is already readying the medal of honor for her bravery and courage.
She Was Told That Only Al Qaeada Was Watching The Superbowl This Year, So She Wanted To Show Em' What America's Really Made Of
You go gurl! Show those terrorists whose boss! We Americans aren't afraid to flip off anyone that gets in our way!
She Was Holding All Her Fingers Up, But Her Other Four Fingers Are Invisible
She can't help that she has mostly invisible fingers.
Whenever MIA Flips Someone Off Another Person Is Cured Of Cancer
Yeah you might have been offended that she flipped you off on Superbowl Sunday, but you'll just have to get over that because while you were sitting there on your fat ass getting flipped off MIA was busy saving 114 million lives.
Why else did MIA flip off the Superbowl? Let us know in the comments!