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Rebecca Black's Releasing A New Single!

 

Music lovers everywhere can file this story under dreams really do come true!  More anticipated than a new Radiohead release! More amazing news than someone finding lost Beatles recordings! Control yourself everyone…Rebecca Black’s about to drop a new single!

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Apparently we now live in a world where mockery and ridicule can actually lead to follow-up singles and international superstardom. Get your zombie apocalypse survival kits ready..cause this has end times prophecy written all over it!  Brains, brains, think about brains!

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The new song is called ‘My Moment’ and it’s about you guessed it…here meteoric rise from  typical junior high student whose parents buy her a recording contract to  viral internet joke.  Tale as old as...well the internet. Did I mention it's written by one of Justin Bieber's songwriters? So total crap pedigree.

 

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According to Rebecca’s publicist (I can’t believe I just typed that either) “It’s a fairy tale story, but it happened in real life.” That’s such a deep, deep concept my mind is literally blown. But not in a good way at all. Like in a  ‘if I hear her sing one more caterwauling note my head will literally firetrucking explode’  kind of way.

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The lyrics will talk about all the like amazing things that have liked, you know happened to her. Like attending red-carpet events and like OMG, receiving an award at her junior high school.

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A five song ep will be released in August. WHAT A TEASE!  But Rebecca ain’t gonna leave her fans hanging! Here’s what we can "look forward to" for the August release.

 “I really like Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez; all just the fun upbeat stuff, teenager songs,” she told MTV. “My dream duet would be Justin Bieber. Even just doing something with Taylor Swift, or any of my favorite artists would be so cool.”  Biebs is all like  "Hell to the no!"

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So is Rebecca Black the next Lady Gaga?  Remember Her Royal Gaganess once famously praised Black. Cause she’s Lady Gaga and she’s like super super unique you guys.

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Or will she always be known as internet joke and ironic punchline?

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Here’s  super duper sneak peak at Rebecca filming her new video, that will be released this Monday on her official website. In your face Ark Music Factory!

What do you think? There’s no way her new song can top Friday. Do you think she’ll ever be able to overcome her joke status and succeed in the music biz? Do you care? Let’s discuss the mysterious case of Rebecca Black in the comments!

 

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3 days ago

I think people wuld pay her not to sing any more hahahahahahaha

3 days ago

I think people wuld pay her not to sing any more hahahahahahaha

44 weeks ago

No Just just NO JUST FIRETRUCKING NO

44 weeks ago

Haha. Way! Rebecca Black gets owned by Justin Bieber! LOL!

44 weeks ago

Come on guys, give her some support!
The song may be better than we expected!
Oh F**K it i'm lyin to myself :D

44 weeks ago

thats it the world as we know it will be over soon, the song will probably cause the zombie apacolypse

44 weeks ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!111111111 11

45 weeks ago

She needs to be dragged out, forced on her knees, and shot. I can think of numerous others who are owed this same treatment. Although there are more-deserving, she's on the list and nowhere near the bottom.

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

I cant see here as a serious person!!!

45 weeks ago

i cant think of a single person that likes rebecca black, she is wasting good autotunes

45 weeks ago

seriously, by writing articles like this you only give her more publicity. nobody here even cares about rebecca black, so could you just drop it already?

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

who saw this and went from :) to 0_0 then AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

45 weeks ago

can i squeeze rebecca black jugglies

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

im surprised its not coming out on december 21st.

45 weeks ago

she just needs to open her legs on the top picture, then she has a reason to be famous...

45 weeks ago

shes will forever be a joke to me **

45 weeks ago

shes will never be a joke to me

45 weeks ago

Just Like Gaga; "this chick has a dick!"

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

"Honey, where's the gun?"

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

0:23-0:26 Thats what she said

45 weeks ago

Don't slam it until it comes out.

45 weeks ago

oh god! she surely looks good... as a zombie!!

45 weeks ago

first things first nobody likes rebbeca black secondly she autotunes herself so its not even her real voice...thirdly NOBODY LIKES REBBECA BLACK!!!

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

No.

45 weeks ago

AAAAAAHHHHHHH SHE'S BACK DX

45 weeks ago

wow. thats a small crowd....

45 weeks ago

Oh my..

45 weeks ago

WHYYYYY??????!!!!

45 weeks ago

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45 weeks ago

first