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Research Shows Teens Love Weed
Well, well, well. Veeeery interesting. A new study of teen behavior has been released by the University of Michigan and BREAKING NEWS, teens are really into puffing doobies. Over half of all high school seniors admitted to toking up while one in five eighth graders confessed that they too were scruffy little potheads. 100% of James Francos admitted to being infected with a bad case of reefer madness.
And we're not talking just a one time curiosity thing. Like you find a roach in your dad's ashtray and try to take a puff but you don't know how to inhale and the whole thing is a bust and then you just get depressed that your dad is a pothead and you write a humiliating journal entry about not fitting in. Uh...that happened to a friend of mine. A staggering 6.6 % of high school seniors confess to near daily marijuana use! The research shows that kids just don't think that pot is that scary and goes on to state the obvious...those unintentionally hilarious anti-drug PSAs have not worked.
I'm pretty sure you don't have to choose one or the other.
The good news is that alcohol consumption is down, as is teen pregnancy. Coincidence? I don't think so. When you're stoned you are way too busy creating new combinations of microwaved foods (I recommend cup o' smores, patent pending) to even think about letting some boy get all up in your grill. Sadly, I guess this means we'll be seeing far fewer knocked up high school cheerleading teams. I love cheerleaders with child. You never know what might pop out when they do a herkie jump.
But just because you don't get all preggo doesn't mean you won't get a big belly. Marijuana can still get you fat. And it can leave you unmotivated. And distracted. Why do I totally have a craving for a crunchy cheesy gordita right now?
And obviously, doing drugs is NEVER recommended. Sure you could be the next James Franco, but more likely than not, you'll be the next Lindsay Lohan. And no one will be there to Photoshop you prettier for your Playboy spread either.
What do you think? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
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moncler123
22 weeks ago
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Tatted-up-hylian
22 weeks ago
all weed is the same, which it isnt, it comes in many different strains, which give different affects, some make you sleepy, some make you want to get up and go, it's actually very scientific and i wont go into it right know;)
Tatted-up-hylian
22 weeks ago
Cannabis isnt even dangerous, its use has been dated back centuries before Christ, and it doesnt come as a surprise to me that more teens are getting high now, truth is it does have a very significant amount of medical value, people who suffer from cancer, HIV/AIDS, glaucoma, other serious illnesses to people with muscle pains, all types of depression, migranes, insomnia, asthma, etc use it to treat their pain. Saying that weed makes you unmotivated and distracted is basically generalizing that
Oberkiller
22 weeks ago
WOOOOH, NETHERLANDS RULEEES :D i can smoke pot as much as i want and III don't have to hide ir <3
Therru Li
22 weeks ago
It's quite depressing how many people say the do weed, love it and think it should be legal. WTF people???????? Alchol and cigarettes would be Class A drugs if we hadn't have had them so long, too...
zjoaco
23 weeks ago
Dude weed is the shiznit I used to smoke everyday but since I got a stricter job I don't smoke like I used to but in reality weed isn't bad, in the past I thought weed was crazy like acid, but it really isn't... also where did anthony find that zelda shirt that says make it rain with the song of storms notes?
Anticyclonic7
23 weeks ago
produced by plants at my school. If you don't even know the definition of 'drug' then don't argue about it. I'm all for the legalization of weed, but I wish people would know what they're talking about before expecting people to take them seriously...
Anticyclonic7
23 weeks ago
lol @ the discussion
Weed itself isn't a drug I guess...but the Tetrahydrocannabinol in it is. It obviously has various physiological effects whether overall harmful or not. Yes, it may be from a plant, but plenty of drugs (pharmaceutical or otherwise) come from or at least were discovered in plants. You may be able to manufacture some of these or even insert the gene for them them into bacteria via a plasmid and get it produced that way but there's a whole goddamn class about drugs that are
toonlink9567
23 weeks ago
Akward...
blacksenses3922
23 weeks ago
i LOVE weed...and james franco<3
Cathy_Mana
23 weeks ago
the word is abuse, just that if you lose control you should keep in mind that harm others, be responsible to yourself.
I like you anthony :/
KingJulian328
23 weeks ago
I'm an occasional pothead. It upsets me that pot has this really bad rep and is illegal, but alcohol and tobacco cause way more harm and are somehow still legal. Plus, alcohol has a tendency to bring out the worst in a lot of people. I'd rather be around someone who smokes weed all the time than someone who drinks all the time.
Krupkil1er
23 weeks ago
Weed is a drug you moron. A drug is defined as "A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular." Simply because it's natural and is a plant doesn't mean it's not a drug, go read a dictionary. Whether it's harmful or not, that's a different story.
xbladespirit5
23 weeks ago
Weed is not a drug. It's a plant that grows, is dried, and then if you set it on fire there are some effects. It helps people that need it. It shouldn't be abused, but even if you do, it's not going to kill you like other things will. You just have to be smart about it, and you shouldn't have a problem.