Review of Harry Potter (Which I Never Saw)
I must admit that I have never seen a Harry Potter movie which is not surprising since I'm older than most Harry Potter fans.
That being said I cannot deny the phenomenon that is Hatty Potter. Wow, look at all those people who love Harry Potter! I wish I loved something that much.
This review will be purely based on commercials that I have seen, pop-culture references, stuff I've read on the internet and things I've heard on entertainment talk shows.
In the new episode of the Harry Potter movies “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows” Harry finds himself witnessing the Ministry of Magic crumbling in the malefic grip of Voldemort who kinda reminds me of the day I got very drunk and watched the movie Powder.
Harry is on the run with his friends Ron and Hermoine. Ron is a husky ginger with silver eyebrows and a bad accent that seems to differ ever-so-slightly in every movie, I imagine this movie is no different. Come on, if you had magical powers wouldn't the first spell you cast be an anti-ginger spell?
Hermoine is cute and proper English girl who is either played by Emma Watson or Dr. Richard Dawkins.
Harry and the gang are on the run and it seems they are in the Deathly Hollows trying to find a sword that does something when something else happens.
At the end the gang sits down with Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid and Argus Filch and eat delicious sandwiches. C'mon, who doesn't love a good sandwich? In the end I would say that this Harry Potter film won't be winning any awards.
Oh ya, I forgot to mention that they are all gay in this film as well. Didn't you know?
Did you see Harry Potter? What did you think of the movie? Was it all you dreamed it would be?