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Royal Wedding Recap (For People Who Don't Give A Damn)

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 04.29.11

For those of you who didn't set your alarm clock for 2am this morning to watch the Royal Wedding here's a brief recap. It took hours for all of this to happen but I'm going to lay it out for you in just a few minutes. Honestly, I watched the whole thing and this is really all there was to it.

Prince William and Prince Henry (aka Harry) arrived at the Abbey looking like actual princes for the first time in their lives. They shook hands with people and saluted people and then made their way through the church. William looked cool as a cucumber. He's clearly trained his entire life for days like today.

The Queen was last to arrive before the bride. The Queen always has to be the last to arrive... unless it's a wedding, then she arrives right before the bride, who gets to be last. That's how it works in the UK yo!

Then the bride showed up last. They played some really regal music and she walked up the aisle real slow. Like REEEEELLLY SLOW. It took forever for her to get to the front of the church.

Prince William didn't turn around and look at her at all as she walked up the aisle. Though Harry did take a peek and then whispered to William... I imagine he said something like... "She looks hot bro." But William totally waited for her to stand next to him before he even looked at his bride/Princess/Queen.

I have to be honest, she's super beautiful but she looked really tired. Her face looked like someone who hadn't slept much... her eyes were tired and she seemed nervous. I'd be nervous too. Weddings seem nerve-wracking enough without it being broadcast around the world. Also, she's not just marrying a dude... she just married a whole country and that's a lot of pressure, even for a society girl.

He liked it, so he put a ring on it!

They exchanged some vows, which only took a few minutes, then they had a whole church service and that took up a lot of time. You kinda just want them to kiss and get to the party... but NO! The Queen made them sit through an entire service. The bishop or whatever they call it over there, prayed for the Royal couple to have children... It's real important that they carry on the family line so this b*tch better be fertile yo!

That was about it. They're married now. They walk out of the church (which takes forever), they get into a carriage (which takes forever) and they ride away.

Their next stop is this balcony at Buckingham Palace where they are supposed to kiss like so many other Royal couples before them.

The day was so perfect that you knew that somewhere... something had to go wrong and finally something did!

In a picture perfect day with thousands of police and mounted Household Calvary members on horseback... finally one of the horses got spooked by the crowd and threw its rider, then bolted past the newly married couple on their way to Buckingham Palace.

Sweet! And though it was a mistake, and clearly not meant to happen, it created even MORE picture perfect moments and a funny story for the couple to tell their children.

So they get to the balcony and not only did they kiss...

They kiss twice!

Of course the crowd loved it. I don't know how long their marriage will last but they seem to really be in love, so that's cool. A lot of future Kings don't get to marry for love, like William's father... so it's nice that the Queen actually approved the girl that he was into.

I enjoyed all of this. I know that a lot of people went kinda nuts with this Royal Wedding but it didn't really bother me. It was nice for the news to be focused on something positive and happy, instead of tragedy and disaster. I was actually kind of fascinated by all of it.

Did you watch the Royal Wedding? Do you care? Are you so glad it's over? Do you care about the Royal family at all? How many of you just looked at the pictures and didn't bother to read this? Yeah, me too.

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Tags: england, photos, pics, prince, princess, queen, recap, royal, UK, wedding

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CowsGoMoo!

1 week ago

I thought this was the My Little Pony Royal Wedding...

PotterNERD

14 weeks ago

why is William pouting in every picture he is like ohh i happy but i weirded out because i get no privacy, but i have to act elegant like for the public, but i hella tired as well
and why William show no teeth when he smile he like i cant show teeth it not very gentleman like

PotterNERD

14 weeks ago

OMG she is soo pretty

Connor_the_Hun

14 weeks ago

to lazy to read, just look @ pics

SmoshRox98

39 weeks ago

Haha I mostly just looked at the pictures

SmoshRox98

39 weeks ago

Haha I mostly just looked at the pictures

xxskittlebuttxx

45 weeks ago

I love how Prince William fell in love with her after he saw her half naked lmao!!!!

EmiM

45 weeks ago

I live in France but I still watched it, it was a bit boring in parts but nice to see the beautiful dresses (not princess beatrice ) it seem like the Americans liked it more than we did! and half the

A7XDUDE

55 weeks ago

its funny cuz im from england and it seems that america care more about the wedding than we do!

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
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mrskiki

55 weeks ago

Great article CJ. I love all the pics and totally agree, it was nice to focus on something positive. Did you see the guest with the red hat on the side of her head? It was hilarious.

Kris

chris-suds

55 weeks ago

who cares about the royal wedding

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
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xPleaseDropDeadBoy

55 weeks ago

It was a beautiful wedding!

HypnotizedUnicorn

55 weeks ago

I live in London and I could've easily taken a bus or a pony (?) to the Royal Wedding but I didn't because 1) It looked boring and 2) I have a life. Those Canadians love the Royals, y'know. Loads of t

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
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Hydrabob277

55 weeks ago

say what you want about americans, but at least we don't freak out over boring weddings

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
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LivClaire

55 weeks ago

ones on Ian's channell. :D

LivClaire

55 weeks ago

I wonder if Ian and/or Anthony actually writes these or not, because it's really well written, and it's nice to know that they are not joking around all the time like the are in their videos, even the

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
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milkymilkshake94

55 weeks ago

the only thing i cared about during the whole wedding was harry's HOTTNESS!! ;P

LennyisImaginary

55 weeks ago

I actually did read all of the words...

nerdno2

55 weeks ago

I watched it. ok, i was bored most of the time but i think it was beautiful. :)
prince william is kinda cute!

EmilyDarling

55 weeks ago

Welp, due to the fact that I live in Alabama, I had no power because of the storms..but thanks for the recap:P

HunnieBunnieP

55 weeks ago

...first dance, speeches etc).

And btw; William did take a short peek at Kate when she was walking down the aisle...

HunnieBunnieP

55 weeks ago

...small swedish village - a man of the people) and it was a HUGE thing. It was a much warmer feeling to the hole thing - and the aired the entire wedding (cake cutting, wedding dinner and their first

HunnieBunnieP

55 weeks ago

I liked the wedding, but I thought it was pretty stiff. I couldn't help comparing it to "our" wedding. Our crown princess (princess Victoria of Sweden) got married last summer (to a gym owner from a s

ebonynb

55 weeks ago

hehehe i dont care:D

abdajks

55 weeks ago

YOU WON'T DRINK ANY SODA SOFT DRINK AFTER WATCHING THE SHOCKING VIDEO BELOW..I BET
(((((((========► SHOCKING VIDEO ◄=========))))))))

ConnorTaylorLFC

55 weeks ago

USA, Canada, Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc...**

ConnorTaylorLFC

55 weeks ago

I watched it just so in the future I could say 'I remember the royal wedding' simply because he will be King one day. I was surprised with the amount of tourists tho, there were people from USA, Canad

IonyWinter

55 weeks ago

lmao, the horse XD THATS funny. But what do you do after that? when your horse throws you off and runs away in front of all those people? Do you hop on the back of another guys horse?

warman5123

55 weeks ago

police man fail

SamyiHickz

56 weeks ago

Also if you look at the picture of the horse by itself, it only has 1 foot on the ground :p

SamyiHickz

56 weeks ago

OMG, a dude fell off his horse!

katrei

56 weeks ago

watched the last little bit on tv but after watching 40 min of it, went back to bed- you would think it was a funeral or something, i mean nobody smiled during the ceremony until after it was over...

tabbeh

56 weeks ago

haha i wasn't even awake till ten thx for the recap :P

charlipanda

56 weeks ago

if you think the royal wedding was annoying in america you should have seen what it was like in england

MC066

56 weeks ago

I like the part with the horse.

Kaltrec

56 weeks ago

I feel bad for the horse, they're probably going to put it down for that :(

magictrix

56 weeks ago

for 2 days straight!

magictrix

56 weeks ago

I wasn't gonna watch the wedding but I have to say it was pretty cool though a little long. I think it means more for us english, though there were loads of americans in the crowd who had camped out f

619karl

56 weeks ago

They haven't even got to the balcony. U r so STOOPID

rmxpokeman

56 weeks ago

"It's finally over" is right!

joelbro

56 weeks ago

Woo Gotta love our great country ;) woke up at 7 just to start watching it even tho it started at 8 still im British we always wait ;)

Sinsmelody

56 weeks ago

I liked it!

kybershark

56 weeks ago

today in class my friend and i were finishing a project they put on the wedding and while we were on computers my friend typed into google dirty katherin whosawhatsthename

yottskry

56 weeks ago

Oh for ***** sake. Now it's cut off half my comment. Harry's full name is Henry Charles Albert David Windsor. He would be King Henry IX, should William die or something.

yottskry

56 weeks ago

Oh for ***** sake. Now it's cut off half my comment. Harry's full name is Henry Charles Albert David Windsor. He would be King Henry IX, should William die or something.

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