Saddest Jobs For Marvel Superheroes
Look. Nobody gets paid for being a superhero. You don’t just save a busload of nuns careening off a freeway overpass that’s no longer overpassing and serve them with an itemized invoice of your expenses. Even in this economic climate, superheroes gotta eat.
Banshee - The School Bell
OMG IT’S TIME FOR RECESS! WHAT? NO, I DON’T THINK PLUTO WAS MICKEY’S MUTE, NAKED SLAVE WITH DISABILLITIES. WHY ARE YOUR EARS BLEEDING?
Cyclops - Supermarket Check Out
Attention. I need a price check on M’kraan Crystals. Price check on M’Kraan Crystals. I’m telling you Sheila, Brad never got over Jen and he’s just using Angie as a gorgeous grief beard. Price check!
The Thing – Office Temp
It’s collating time!
Deadpool - Telemarketer
C’mon! Give me the contents of your savings account and I will stop calling your house at 4am to tell your wife the sordid details about you and the neighbor’s shih-tzu, The Supreme Poopiekins Kim Dog-un.
Lady Deathstrike – Etsy Knit Store
All items made with the one hundred percent organic remnants torn from the flesh of my enemies. Act now and get a free tote and homemade lipbalm!
Spider-Man - Panhandler
My spidey senses are tingling with withdrawal and regret.
Know of any Superheroes moonlighting in your area? Is there a super power that would help you at your job? Tell us in the comments!