Sentences Kim Kardashian Will Never Think
Kim Kardashian often thinks things. Not all the time, but every now and again thoughts creep into her head. For instance, just three days ago she had the thought, " I like eating fish, but I don't think I love eating fish." Her last thought previous to that was thunk a little over 2 1/2 weeks ago when she suddenly thought, "If butterflies could sting people I wouldn't like butterflies as much." But there are lots of thoughts Kim doesn't have. And some sentences just plain old will never ever occur inside that Kim Kardashian head of hers, such thoughts as:
"My $75,000 Pair Of Earrings Costs Too Much."
Kim will never understand why it doesn't make sense for her pair of earrings to cost the same amount of money it would take to feed 75,000 poor children Whopper Jrs. Unless I get to enact my plan where I make a pair of earrings by sewing together 75,000 Whopper Jrs. and then hang them from her ears.
"I Have A Poor Friend!"
Kim will never have an actual poor friend. Kim thinks people are poor if their built-in pool carved out of Grecian marble isn't an infinity pool.
"Metaphysics involves intuitive knowledge of unprovable starting-points and demonstrative knowledge of what follows from them."
If Kim's mind ever thought this sentence her nose would start bleeding and she would wake up several hours later with a pounding headache and slightly agitated that the TV in her hospital doesn't get "E!".
"I Wish I Didn't Become Half-Wolf Half-Kim Every Full Moon And Stalk The Streets Looking For Human Prey."
Kim wouldn't ever think this sentence because she loves that this happens.
Prial by som si dva alebo viac havrany by pristáli vo vlasoch a počaťdieťa!
Kim is highly unlikely to ever think this as she absolutely refuses to learn Slovakian.
"I've Done Nothing Of Any Value To Earn This Fame."
Sometimes Kim's mind, in revolt, tries to think this sentence. But Kim is too clever for her mind, and whenever she can tell she is about to think this she runs to the kitchen and slugs down Grey Goose until all she can do is roll around on the floor, dizzy and confused, mumbling about how sometimes her boobs itch.
"Knowledge must continually be renewed by ceaseless effort, if it is not to be lost. It resembles a statue of marble which stands in the desert and is continually threatened with burial by the shifting sand. The hands of service must ever be at work, in order that the marble continue to lastingly shine in the sun. To these serving hands mine shall also belong."
Kim Kardashian's PR guy insists she thinks this sentence all the time, but I totallly doubt it.
What other sentences will Kim never think? Let us know in the comments!