Here Are Some Predictions for 2018
Let's ring in that new year, baby! We’re excited to leave 2017 behind and head into 2018, but we’re also impatient to see what the new year will bring. While we’re no Nostradamus, we can still take a stab at some predictions for 2018.
Technology will continue to make our lives easier
Technology will continue to advance at a rapid pace, allowing us to do things we’ve only dreamed of! Cool!
Scientists will invent a highly intelligent "Super Robot"
We’ve seen a lot of advancements in robotics technology in 2017, but in 2018, scientists will finally develop a robot so advanced it can only be known as a "Super Robot". Somehow, this machine will be completely superior to any human who has ever walked this Earth. How fun is that!
The Super Robot will be elected President
It’ll seem like a good idea at the time. He’s programed to be bipartisan. He’s not going to get involved in a sex scandal. And he polls really well in the swing states. In February, we’ll call a special election to elect a Super Robot. Yup, we’re going to see a robot as president before we see a woman as president.
The Super Robot President will declare being human illegal
Immediately, President Super Robot will declare being human a crime. Humans will be hunted down and slaughtered like animals. That said, President Super Robot still won't be the worst president we’ve had? Also, Selena Gomez will release a duet with Justin Bieber.
Humans will start living on the moon
Humans have been talking about colonizing the moon for a while, and in 2018, we’re finally going to do it! Unfortunately, it’s not going to be under the best of circumstances — we'll be living on the moon to escape President Super Robot's unkillable Robot Death Squad. SpaceX is going to give us the ability to leave Earth, and also Elon Musk and Amber Heard are going to get back together.
Super Robots will invade the moon
The Super Robots have been programed to destroy all human life and will stop at nothing to complete this mission. As a result, Super Robots will follow humans to the moon in order to hunt them down. This is going to happen right around the time Prince Harry and Meghan Markle get married.
Human life as we know it will become extinct
In order for humans to survive, they will have to breed with robots. Those that don’t become half-man half-machine will be purged in the Sea of Tranquility Uprising (also known as Black October). By Halloween, humans will officially be obsolete. Also, Wonder Woman will be a popular Halloween costume (for the few robot-humans who are left alive).
The Earth will explode
Turns out, Super Robots don’t know how to run a planet without blowing it up. Silly robots! Should have let the humans stay in control, huh?
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