Steven Seagal and His Dirty Secrets
Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
While you were watching Steven Seagal arrest people and do other cop-like things on his new reality show, he was also allegedly busy hiring female employees to work as his sex slaves.
A 23-year-old “model”, who took a position as Seagal’s executive assistant, is accusing him of sexually assaulting her and forcing her to consume pills in an effort to make her do sexier stuff with him.
She also stated, “Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
And Seagal’s explanation for the strange office dynamic to the confused female employee? "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."
Aw, Steven. I bet you say that to all your sex slaves.