Steven Seagal and His Dirty Secrets
Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
While you were watching Steven Seagal arrest people and do other cop-like things on his new reality show, he was also allegedly busy hiring female employees to work as his sex slaves.
A 23-year-old “model”, who took a position as Seagal’s executive assistant, is accusing him of sexually assaulting her and forcing her to consume pills in an effort to make her do sexier stuff with him.
She also stated, “Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
And Seagal’s explanation for the strange office dynamic to the confused female employee? "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."
Aw, Steven. I bet you say that to all your sex slaves.
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Rihann123
34 weeks ago
nice:) LPG Conversion
regg
40 weeks ago
Good guy in movies, bad guy in reality, he could have gone for escorts London instead of sex slaves. There are options!
fenerbahce1907
54 weeks ago
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seadragon273
76 weeks ago
HOW DRUNK WERE THE CHINESE WHO GAVE HIM THAT POOR UNSESPECTING PANDA
iamdanik
80 weeks ago
I feel insulted cuz I am russian...... that is a little desrespecful to us women but oh well... men
Aphroditeeeeee
81 weeks ago
eats you or something else O.O
alex_karkas
94 weeks ago
Panda would kill him if he tried anything funny xD
Darly.anie
95 weeks ago
Poor panda! I wonder what happened to him after that picture...=( lol
iLoveSmosh97
95 weeks ago
this story is really sad cause now it seems every celebrity is in some sex scandal....but that panda is super cute ;)
ciaobella90
95 weeks ago
his daughter went to my school!
Ibanez6559
95 weeks ago
Don't be fooled that Panda is his personal sex slave haha..his so into be bestiality..sad, sad man!
ISHRUIZ
95 weeks ago
pandas Rocks !!!!
frappegirl1
95 weeks ago
idiot guy.....i was mad because of what he did but then i saw that pic with the panda awww :3
guineaman56
95 weeks ago
PANDA!!! lol cuddly :3
angelq1
95 weeks ago
bitch iwas gonna be 8 uggggh ninth
ayeshaandatef
95 weeks ago
ninety-third
Sushi-Fish
95 weeks ago
sixth
gthht
95 weeks ago
fifth
peanutclutb
95 weeks ago
If you're going to be first, you could at least spell it right XD
inigo17
95 weeks ago
third
tallperson14
95 weeks ago
second.......
oozee
95 weeks ago
frist