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T-Shirts I Don't Want To Be Arrested In
Not that I want to be arrested at all, but if I was to be arrested for, let say, one of my pants-optional power walks through Curves, I dont want my mug shot to appear on the nightly news wearing one of these shirts.
I Am The Law
Apparently this guy is the law but was arrested by the law, the singularity that ensues causes the surprised expression on his face.
For Rent By The Hour
This guy may be for rent by the hour, but is under contract with the the state penal system for the next 5 to 10 years.
MOTORCYCLES Helping Ugly People Look Sexy Since 1903
Unfortunately for this man there are no motorcycles where he is going, the good news is that there will be sex.
Got Jesus?
I think this lady wants to find God but he might be hiding from her.
Do I Look Like I Care?
No sir.
By all estimations you do not look as if you care. I can't tell if this is his mug shot or high school photo. Maybe both?
Stupidity Is Not A Crime...
No sir, it is not a crime. But it is most likely the reason you are being arrested.
I (Heart) Midget Porn
Well who doesn't?
Hi, I Don't Care. THANKS.
I like the fact that she is polite enough to say thanks, and that the word "thanks" is much larger than the other words so it's like she her chest is yelling at me (which oddly enough is the title of a book I have coming out next year, look for "Her chest is yelling at me," at your favorite bookstore).
The lesson that we can take away from this is that its best not to get arrested at all, but if you do, a nice button down would be best.
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omgitsgrim
59 weeks ago
the 1st guy is named curly he steals from safeway 7-11 any were with food! me and my friend know him
XaviKaponi
64 weeks ago
#2 i saw in K-mart xD
PhoenixWingsCornDog
65 weeks ago
Don't Read - you will die in 7 days if you dont comment this on 10 videos in an hour if you do tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
itschristinaaaaa
86 weeks ago
i love midget porn lmaoooooo <3
Chris D
86 weeks ago
Derpalicious?
VioletteSky
86 weeks ago
the got jesus one was an extreme DERP
Chris D
86 weeks ago
Stalker can mean so many things
skyrider
86 weeks ago
- Chris D Ha Ha your soo firetruckin' awesome i would want to meet you you know as long as your not a stalker or anything
liahkhute
86 weeks ago
Aha, that one chick is cross eyed >.<
tee hee
maythild
86 weeks ago
#4: epic derp!
Moron_inc
86 weeks ago
The got Jesus chick looks as though she could realy use the power of God to fix her face, eyes, hair, body and criminal record.
Mrsluijs
86 weeks ago
I got one for you:
Alcohol, making ulgy people have sex for years...
Mrsluijs
86 weeks ago
4: DERP
Chris D
86 weeks ago
@skyrider- Thanks for the kind words, my mom tells me that I am her favorite as well
persniickety
86 weeks ago
God is hiding from her... lmao so bad.
shanaynay jones
86 weeks ago
I wouldnt want to wear these shirts anyway. If I did then everyone would be asking to share my midget porn. No! Get your own.
heart437
86 weeks ago
derp.
skyrider
86 weeks ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Chris D is my favorite....well he has been ever since is first blog!
CJY
86 weeks ago
Got Jesus is Derp eyed. LOL
lolipop197
86 weeks ago
Lolz I am the law :)
ivy80881
86 weeks ago
lmao xD midget porn & do i look like i care look at the dudes face 8D
iLoveSmosh97
86 weeks ago
WOW lolz :)
rmxpokeman
86 weeks ago
Owned.
Comment under me sucks.
cupcakeluver21
86 weeks ago
DERP!
lucas_vilhena
86 weeks ago
"Her chest is yelling at me", I'll sure buy that book, along with "Her but is judging me"
dukelover01
86 weeks ago
#4 DERP
abekat123
86 weeks ago
Somebody should've worn a "F runescape pins up the A" T-shirt to counter those spammers
Aphroditeeeeee
86 weeks ago
she wants to find jesus to fix her eye ...
serein
86 weeks ago
haha kk then
garrett95
86 weeks ago
Pretty sure the second person is an uberdyke
DeathTheKeyblade
86 weeks ago
I AM THE LAW LMAO xD