Teen BANNED From Bringing P0rn Star To Prom
What do you do when you're a high school teen approaching prom season without a date? You do what any XXX loving red-blooded male with a Twitter account would do. You tweet all your favorite porn stars over 700 times offering them a night of Black Eyed Peas music, cheap liquor and awkward limo groping. This is what Mike Stone did. Because as his Twitter description says, he is awesome.
And you know what? IT WORKED. Porn hottie Megan Piper agreed to go if Stone paid for her airfare. So why does Stone look so bummed in the pic above? Because after finding out about his intended prom date, the school district has said that Piper will not be allowed to attend because her appearance would be 'inconsistent' with school policies, which states that anyone can be denied entry to events if it is not in the district's best interest. Whatever that means! Hey, I'm no expert, but she looks like any other slightly slutty teen girl to me. She even takes sexy mirror pics. Which is kind of weird when we can just see whole sexy movie pics of her.
School officials have gone so far as to threaten arresting any porn stars who show up to Tartan High's prom in May. Is there like a porn protest about to go down? No pun intended. It's like Occupy Porn Street or something! I mean come on adult film stars! This is prom! It's not the time for inappropriately sexual activity to occur! These are innocent and virginal teens. Well...mostly.
Of course Stone has many fans supporting him on Twitter. Even going so far as to call him a hero and inspiring the hashtag porn4prom. His aunt has set up a Paypal account where people can donate to his porn star plane ticket fund. So I guess he's still trying to make his dream come true. It's not quite as inspiring as a 'Make-A-Wish' foundation kid, but he's definitely doing his thing. And I guess inspiring future generations of boobie loving future basement dwellers??
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