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Things I Would Do With Katy Perry If She Hung Out With Me

Posted By: Daniel Dominguez on 02.29.12

Katy Perry doesn't have a man anymore and I hate seeing her like this. I want that frown turned upside down, and I know that if I was able to get past her many body guards, her electrified fence, and the german shepards that have been trained to detain intruders that roam the grounds of her palatial estate, that she and I would have a great time. I mean, I just know it! I mean, look at all these neat things I would do with her if I got to hang out with her:

Hold Her Hand

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It's just nice to have another person's warm hand on your own. It helps you feel like you're connected to the world. And it's a great way to show someone you're there for them.

Go Cosmic Bowling

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Bowling? At night? With glow in the dark balls? While outdated trance music plays? Katy and I are going to have a blast.

Read Her A Few Of The Poems I Wrote For Her

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I wrote them before I met her... God she makes me feel so much... I think they convey the emotions I was trying to get across.

Show Her All The Pictures I Draw Of Her When I Get My Headaches

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It's how I see her in my brain!

Scream At Her My Theories About What Really Happened To JFK While Itching And Itching The Same Spot On My Forehead

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If anyone would want to know what really happened that day in Dallas I know it's my beloved Katy Perry, especially given that I had a feverish dream that it was our destiny to be together.

Show Her My Place

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I think she'll like it I got new curtains.

Watch Downton Abbey

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Ugghhhhh! I hope she's just as excited for the Season Finale as I am!

What kind of stuff do you want to do with Katy Perry? Let us know in the comments!

Check Out Reasons Why Katy and Russell Brand Got Divorced!

Tags: daniel, dominguez, hung, katy, me, perry, things

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4 weeks ago

i would throw my cat at her right after i gave it a bath =3

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BookerT

12 weeks ago

Pretty much dirty

TMNTurtle22

12 weeks ago

Watch old cartoons with her!

lizzyj46

12 weeks ago

I would kiss a girls and like it.

ben2323

12 weeks ago

sex?

PotterNERD

12 weeks ago

ok thats cool u have fun with that while I go hang out with my BFF lady gaga who would be much much more interesting then perry

Girluv

12 weeks ago

And we will make me a gir

Me and christina from school will be best friends

Girluv

12 weeks ago

(me and christina) Become famous and be googlepex inares and then cure cancer give momey to everyone that doesnt have bring everone that died back to life exept bad people if they do come back they need to bee good and make sure no one dies again and then make everone happy then make the world peace ful and do random stuff meet smosh and be happy and live forever

Girluv

12 weeks ago

I would ask her things and then we will go to park and play with puppies then go to school hug christina until she comes eith me and katy then go to clubs with movie stars and singers exept the bever guy who is a gay homo fag and then go to my math teacher and kill him and then get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00 puppies and kities and then sing and then do random stuff and realize that I am writing alot and then we will both

skullchickia

12 weeks ago

sounds like a plan

Mezzo123

12 weeks ago

13th danm at least I'll be lucky tommorow

walangord

12 weeks ago

1st. step : Look her in the eye
2st. step : Kiss her suddenly
3st step : See her reaction
4st step : Depends on her reaction. Run avay or continue kissing.

Smoshgurl2164

12 weeks ago

17sith

12 weeks ago

I would have a threeway with her and zooey deschanel ;)

AndrewTheShinobi

12 weeks ago

Real men watch Downton Abbey. Just like me.