10 Things That Were Clearly Inspirations For Miley Cyrus' Weird New Video
So if you've been on the internet at all in the past few days, then you must have seen the new Miley Cyrus video for 'We Can't Stop'. At the very least you've seen one of the million GIFs created from it. Here's the video ICYMI:
Kind of makes you wish she could stop...am I right? It's really weird, like in a 'totally trying too hard to be weird' kind of way. Ke$ha must be so pissed right now. But Ke$ha's faux ratchet style isn't the only thing Miley's borrowed. There are some other obvious influences in the video as well. Here's 10 of them.
The Dancing: Squidward
Squidward proves that there's nothing sexier then when you don't know you're being sexy. TAKE NOTE, MILEY! Wait I'm not the only one who finds Squidward sexy right now am I?
The Hair: Macklemore
Something tells me Miley didn't buy her faux fur at the thrift shop. Or maybe it's real fur? That dog looks awfully nervous. Maybe he's just worried she'll adopt him.
The Doll Make-Out Session: Lars and the Real Girl
It's a testament to Ryan Gosling's talent, that we found his doll love story almost charming. Because Miley's just seems like it should be illegal. Seriously, is there like a Doll Protective Services? Or at least an organization that will protect my eyes from seeing something like this again?
The Grill: Lil Wayne
PRO TIP: Lil Wayne and influence should never go together. Clearly the director of this video was also influenced by Lil Wayne, becasue this video has Sizzurp written all over it.
The Bread Make Out Session: Bread Cat
They really eliminated all of the cuteness out of this meme, didn't they? Is this what people who don't eat carbs think bread is for?
The Finger Amputation: Jamie Lannister's Hand Amputation
So, Miley Cyrus is full of Pepto Bismal, which is funny because her antics give me a tummy ache. Also I'd like to confess here, that I have completely forgiven Jaime for pushing Bran off of the tower and now have a massive crush on him. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
The Smoke Crotch: This Smoke Fart Optical Iluusion
Duh! Obviously Miley saw this hilarious pic taken at just the right angle and duplicated it in her video. Only she farted out her front, which would actually make it a...nevermind.
This Dead Pet: Chuck Testa
This totally made me miss the Chuck Testa meme. Am I the only one who hopes that when Chuck Testa dies, he gets stuffed and is used to prank people? That would be AMAZING.
The Diaper-esque Outfit: Lady Gaga
So technically like a rip-off of Madonna? She's worn a diaper thing before, right? She may be wearing one right now for all we know. For some reason I just imagine that she has really weak bladder control. Just a hunch.
The Bear Dance: Despicable Me
Either Miley was influenced by the movie, or she's trying to prove to Pedobear that she's still got it. Okay, Miley! Sheesh we get it! You're not innocent little Hannah Montana anymore! Also..RUN, LIAM!
What are some other inspirations you noticed? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!