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Top 10 Sexiest Football Players

Posted By: Julia Prescott on 02.04.11

In honor of the Superbowl this weekend, my skills of finding scintillating manly men have been focused into the studly world of football. Though I may not understand their strange and frightening sports world, I sure do appreciate their handsome mugs and impressive biceps, hopefully you do as well.

10. Trent Edwards - Quarterback, Jacksonville Jaguars

To look sexy when apathetic is a hard thing to pull off, you and your killer biceps would receive a warm welcome from my loving arms. Just sayin’.

9. David Anderson -Wide Receiver, Houston Texans

This guy looks like he would take you out to a nice Southern Dance Hall, that even though he knows everyone from the bouncer to the bartender would still give you his full attention. And then at the end of all of that romance, he would still take you to the gun show.

8. Hunter Hillenmeyer - Outside Linebacker, Chicago Bears

This guy wins the title for most whimsical last name that almost sounds like he may also be the heir to a jelly and jelly-product fortune. But he sure is pretty.

7. Jason Taylor - Outside Linebacker/Defensive End, New York Jets

Proving that bald men are not only sexy but manly and hot and sweaty and awesome! Go Jets!

6. Joe Flacco - Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens

This guy is just one added sparkle in his eye away from being the bass player in a super muscley boy band.

5. Mark Sanchez - Quarterback, New York Jets

Rumor has it this guy walked straight off of a Enrique Iglesias music video and onto the football field. Even though I’m not a dude, I gotta say - Way to ruin it for every dude, ever.

4. Miles Austin - Wide Receiver, Dallas Cowboys

Everyone likes to hate on the Cowboys but I don't care. I’d go for this guy anyway... despite his team and the fact that he’s an ex of Kim Kardashian, so yeah - he’s THAT good looking.

3. Tom Brady - Quarterback, New England Patriots

Of course a guy this hot is with super hot Giselle Bunchen. But all I’m saying is that the moment Giselle messes up - I’m in there. Check me.

2. Reggie Bush - Tall back, New Orleans Saints

Yet ANOTHER Kim Kardashian ex! In my fantasy Reggie and Miles both duke it out to see who is the cuter Kardashian ex. There is no winner, they cancel each other out in cuteness.

1. Wes Welker - Wide Receiver, New England Patriots

Wes has by far the most American name in all of the NFL - and that’s saying a lot considering the sport institution as a whole bleeds red, white and blue on the day-to-day. I don’t know about you guys, but just a single gaze into those baby blues and I’m feeling a lot of national pride.

I don't care about football but I'll be watching those sexy football players running around in their tight pants in the Superbowl on Sunday. What sexy football players make you drool? Let me know in the comments so I can Google them and drool with you.

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68 Comments

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poopy6

9 weeks ago

NY JETS FOR LIFE

i_love_smosh138

16 weeks ago

WHAT ABOUT TIM TEBOW
YOU CANT FORGET TEBOW

TEBOW

Jbassman

17 weeks ago

Reggie Bush plays for The Miami Dolphins, not the Saints.

homezipan

64 weeks ago

AshK, good on you for being a passionate football fan, but who said anything about stereotyping women? It's all a bit of good natured fun really.

EdgarY

66 weeks ago

Art Schlichter is creating a profession of scams after a couple of years in professional football. The betting addict is charged with stealing millions of dollars. The cash did go to the Super Bowl,

kimberlyhecox

67 weeks ago

10, 2, and 3 were the hottest. My list:
1. Trent Edwards
2. Reggie Bush
3. Mark Sanchez

And that's it. :) hahah

yourcutie101

67 weeks ago

Your right they are sexy but not sexier than Ian hahahha.

aqil126

67 weeks ago

all of them ain't sexy

TheSmoshyFan

67 weeks ago

GUYS GUYS, STOP GETTING YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST PEOPLE I MEAN COME ON SOME DONT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT GIRLS ARE ATRACTED TO BOYS DEAL WIT THE FLOW

AshK

67 weeks ago

(Cont. for the third time) their a$$es! :P P.S. I hate ignorant whiny brats like this chick who stereotypically know nothing of this "big old scary man's sport, Oh Dear me!" Phh, pathetic!!

AshK

67 weeks ago

(cont. again) Oh, and why are most of the guys on here Jets players? The Jets suck! I'm a hardcore Bengals fan and always will be. Oh, and the Steelers can suck it. I'm glad the Packers whomped t

AshK

67 weeks ago

(cont.) stupid whiny girls who are keeping the stereotype alive that women know nothing about football. It's not some "scary thing" that boys play. F-U-C-K that!

AshK

67 weeks ago

Omg, I freaking am pissed with this chick! Really? She is such an ignorant typical chick. I'm a woman, and love football just as much as any guy out there. I don't see why there has to be these stu

~xxSUPER4432xx~

67 weeks ago

Miles Austin<3
Tom Brady<3
Reggie Bush<3
Mark Sanchez<3

TaquitoKid

67 weeks ago

Joe Flacco?
You mean the extremely ugly one? heh..
I just dislike the Ravens (and my dad lives in Baltimore. whoo -.-)

j42591

67 weeks ago

umm hello! where the heck is Brady Quinn?! He's hot!

BeckkyFarquhar

67 weeks ago

rugby playes are a lot hotter ;)

Merciless_Death

67 weeks ago

Soccer is so firetruckin boring.

jumping bean157

67 weeks ago

NO ONE CARES WHO YOU THINK IS HOT! GET A LIFE!

brittyl1

67 weeks ago

David Anderson is BEAUTIFUL! I'm so happy there's a lady blogger that cares about the taste of all of the lady fans on smosh.com.

Exessen

67 weeks ago

Pretty stupid list..

Magalink

67 weeks ago

Meh, I don't care about your football players, I care about FUTBOL (soccer) players!!! Ahhh Batistuta... so hot, Messi SO CUTE! Etc etc...

r_alicia_23

67 weeks ago

flaco has yellow teeth

Merciless_Death

67 weeks ago

Tehehe...Joe Flacco...

619karl

67 weeks ago

i knew brady would be here

rmxpokeman

67 weeks ago

Yay Reggie Bush.
Where's Phil Rivers?

char900

67 weeks ago

Oh and @FallingsoFar, you're an idiot. Reggie Bush is terrible. The good people on this list are: Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Miles Austin, Joe Flacco and Mark Sanchez..in that order. Jason Taylor fits i

char900

67 weeks ago

Half of those guys haven't done anything in their careers. They're probably just in it to look good.

259alana

67 weeks ago

miles austin is the only cute one....yup!