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Top 6 Craziest Japanese Movies
American movies are almost always about either one renegade cop and one by-the-book cop becoming partners or a girl goes out with the wrong dude when the right dude was there all along. Japanese movies take one look at that kind of crap and add school girls with guns for hands and demons that shoot lasers out of their bathroom parts. Case in point: these crazy movies:
Hausu (House)
The director took all the crazy things his 11 year old daughter said and turned them into a movie where six kids have to kill a demon house cat and a piano. How many James Bond villains do you remember that were either a house cat or a piano?
Shyness Machine Girl
What comes out of people's asses in American movies? Answer: nothing. Even if it had been something, I bet that something wouldn't have been a GATLING GUN.
Big Man Japan
A giant out of work guy in underwear versus whatever the hell that is. Big Man Japan takes the concept of a villain to battle and says, "Well, we could do a giant lizard, a giant robot, an evil genius with a giant brain, nah let's all think of the ugliest thing we can possibly think of, and whoever thinks of the ugliest thing, we'll have that be the bad guy."
Mutant Girl Squad
Not to be outdone by Machine Girl, what's with Japan and weapons bursting out of asses? This is why I stopped getting sushi, every time I did I'd wake up in the middle of the night and crap out a pickaxe and some bullets.
Survive Style +5
A dude keeps killing his wife over and over again and finding her alive when he comes home. A guy gets hypnotized to think he's a bird and keeps trying to fly. I can't wait for the kevin James remake.
Legendary Panty Mask
An old western town is populated entirely by cute young Catholic schoolgirls and shotgun toting nuns who have killed off the entire male population, the nuns teach their female students that all men are evil. The girls are championed by a superhero named “Panty Mask” who shows up wearing a leather bikini and a pair of leather girls’ underwear on her face. Look for most of these plot points to be stolen and implemented by the upcoming reboot of Spider Man.
Ichi The Killer
Imagine "Friends With Benefits" if you replaced everything silly and heartwarming with every single kind of murder that hasn't been invented yet. I would call this more of a "3rd date" movie than a "1st date movie."
What are some crazy things that happen in Japanese movies that you wish would happen in more American movies? Let us know in the comments!
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demonx604
8 weeks ago
wtf on the video the tip of the big arrow was bent when it hit the 3 nun
demonx604
8 weeks ago
wtf on the video the tip of the big arrow was bent when it hit the 3 nun
All-Rebellous
11 weeks ago
On the List should as well be love exposure, ski jumping pairs and the most disturbing movie ever made: Visitor Q! This movie is just sick! Sicker than everything i ever saw.
grayxxtiger
39 weeks ago
Watching the video for Legendary Panty Mask I had no idea what I just witnessed
keyumma
42 weeks ago
oooo~ how about Audition that way creepy, look it up lol
seanyboy1
43 weeks ago
big man japan was a vagina
Rockchick_Jenny
43 weeks ago
Haha!! The subtitles on the TV-screen were Swedish! I'm from Norway, so I would know :P
alexthesycokid
43 weeks ago
what the crap is this
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43 weeks ago
what about "detroit metal city " ?
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luigy.rk5
44 weeks ago
i have seen a lot of japan comercials and sh1t
but that song make me want to kill my self O_o
Chibbii
44 weeks ago
Japan rules!!!!!! <3 japan=home to me =)
NeonPenguins
44 weeks ago
O.o
ninjask8tr09
44 weeks ago
thtz not scary!?!
Doug4347
44 weeks ago
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drcrakpot
44 weeks ago
WTF?
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44 weeks ago
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spool
44 weeks ago
the guy on big man japan is a giant ass literally
meegansaysrawr
44 weeks ago
I think I just died a little on the inside.... XD
yaya1123
44 weeks ago
the video creeped meh out lol XD
x75
44 weeks ago
the guy on the left in big man japan looks like a vagina
playinwithfiremm
44 weeks ago
abe hiroshi is like the epicest actor ever!
its creepy how he's a hello kitty maniac tho....
Snow-Moon
44 weeks ago
Tokyo Gore Police should be on that list too.
hardcorehippie
44 weeks ago
I'm not gonna pretend the panty mask thing wasn't offensive
Firefight4life
44 weeks ago
Watch Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl! bahahaha
NaruHay
44 weeks ago
wow........ the effects on legendary panty mask were horrible!
x_hope_x
44 weeks ago
The title should have said Top 7 not 6
Ileia23
44 weeks ago
I alomost don't want to admit that I've seen these all.
Ichi the Killer is an awesome movie! Especially considering when it was made and how low of a budget they had lol
colliernation69
44 weeks ago
wtf japan
mr.johnsexydavis911
44 weeks ago
Poop