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Triceratops Never Existed?!

Posted By: Brendan on 08.04.10

Normally I love science for giving us things like lunchables and internet, but once in a while, science goes TOO FAR. For example, this week I learned that the Triceratops, easily one of the best dinosaurs... didn’t exist. This means that “The Land Before Time” is NOT based on a true story.

Scientists now believe that Triceratops was just a younger version of another dinosaur called Torosaurus. So we’ve all grown up liking stupid Torosaurus. Science FAIL. Finding out triceratops is fake is like finding out the mall Santa isn’t real (he’s just a helper), or that Pluto isn’t really a planet.

Using what I remember from 7^th grade biology, I’ve run some experiments, and I’ve uncovered the widely-held scientific beliefs those jerk scientists are going to challenge next.

Types Of Rock

In addition to the three main types of rock - Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic – they’ll discover a fourth, trendier type of rock: the Indie rock. It’s pretty obscure, so you’ve probably never heard of it.

Bats

Bats aren’t nocturnal because their food source is active at night. Bats are nocturnal because during the day they sparkle and get chased by teenage girls.

Theory Of Evolution

Although Charles Darwin came up with the theory of evolution while studying birds from the Galapagos islands, he didn’t tell anyone until he saw a Pikachu evolve into a Raichu. Darwin knew then his theory was super effective.

Extinction Of The Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs were not driven to extinction because of a meteor; the dinosaurs killed themselves because they were sad.

Carrots

They say that carrots are good for your eyes. This turns out to be true, but only when you jam them right in there.

Platypus

The platypus actually doesn’t lay eggs, but instead just picks them up at Albertsons.

T-Rex

T-Rex actually had big, beefy arms.

Big Bang Theory

The universe was not created in a single “big bang,” but instead was created in a series of smaller bangs that ganged up. Scientists are now searching for a better name for this new “gang bang” theory.

The Largest Mammal

Blue Whales are not the world’s largest mammal. The world’s largest mammal is actually your mom. OH SNAP!

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Tags: comedic, dinosaur, fake, funny, humor, photos, pics, triceratops, truth

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Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

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Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

"dunkryan

41 weeks ago

As the linked article says, what it actually means is that now adult triceratops exist and torosaurus is no more. In biological nomenclature, whichever specimen was named first gets precedence. Triceratops was named first, so therefore all triceratops and torosaurs will be considered triceratops. If the researchers are correct."

Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

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Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

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Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

LAST!

Extreme_Madness

2 weeks ago

As for the big bang, I hope nobody thinks that the whole entire universe with galaxies and stars formed at once, because the theory does not say anywhere about the formation of stars and galaxies, rather than just talking about the formation of the universe and the fundamental physical forces (stars and galaxies were formed hundreds of million years after the Big Bang).

Extreme_Madness

5 weeks ago

Part 3 response to Moron_inc,

...how did you manage to reach such a conclusion, it is the ultimate limits of human stupidity or are you just a troll.

Extreme_Madness

5 weeks ago

Part 2 response to Moron_inc,
...Scientists use the theory of evolution because it is proven, you claim that Darwin lied, obviously do not know what the word theory in science means, unproven claim that he became a Christian before his death (he was before Christian, then agnostic), it is not evidence against evolution.

And what sound has to do with a big bang, big bang was not a sound, how did you manage to reach such a conclusion, it is the ultimate limits of human stupidity or are you jus

Extreme_Madness

5 weeks ago

response to Moron_inc,

"Whats with the athiest righting on smosh? Darwin did not even believe his own theory so why are people still using it? He was a Christian before he died. And the sound can not do anything, the big bang is f"

What a bunch of nonsense you said, I have to assume that you just trolling, because if you seriously think that what you wrote, the fact that you yourself called Moron, perfectly describes what I think about you.

Scientists use the theory of evolution because

Extreme_Madness

5 weeks ago

As for the big bang, I hope nobody thinks that the whole entire universe with galaxies and stars formed at once, because the theory has never claimed it was not, in the beginning the universe was much different than today (stars and galaxies were formed hundreds of million years after the Big Bang).

Extreme_Madness

5 weeks ago

Someone came to the wrong conclusion, if it really proves that the Triceratops and Torosaurus, are the same species, will remain the name Triceratops because he was first discovered. Similar thing happened to the Brontosaurus, which is now called Apatosaurus.

perringo_inferno314

7 weeks ago

Hmmm....that means my second grade science project was a bust.....

Kerim4613

11 weeks ago

Addressed to two below V

If you're a scientist why don't you have any grammar? :O

TadpoleJakson

13 weeks ago

If scientists called it the "gang bang" theory I would be happy forever.

hitman41165

14 weeks ago

i am a scientist and you helped me discover that the big bang theory should be changed and called Gang Bang theory wich will then be teached in schools and will teach kids how to make...kids?
then i will make a pill wich allows you at the age of 12 to make babys and to allow you to get pregnant even if you are a male!and 1 that makes your testicles advanced so they can make babys at 12 years old!

dalia44

15 weeks ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING THOSE "FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH..." THINGS?! THEY DONT F*CKING WORK U MOTHER F*CKERS! IVE TRIED IT SEVEN TIMES!

ATJJ.com

16 weeks ago

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iruledaworldlik...

21 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

jamrflex22

40 weeks ago

hahaha!!... gang bang theory...

dunkryan

44 weeks ago

muffingirl337

46 weeks ago

yo momma!

hjarblan

48 weeks ago

@Tablix, pluto was a planet when i was in 3rd grade. but it was when I was in 7th grade when they classed it a dwarf planet

smoshisepic556

64 weeks ago

ahahhaahhhaa your mom xD

Tablix

65 weeks ago

pluto actualy never was a planet in theory i was in 3rd grade before they actualy anounced that pluto wasnt a planet and i already knew it wasnt by reading a book about the planets and i read that plu

LeahJadeJones

66 weeks ago

Hate to burst your bubble, but triceratops does exist.
I am a Paleontologist, and I found a triceratops torso before.
Go to the museum of history; dinosaur floor, one stair case up, a massive tric

smoshfan12222

66 weeks ago

lol your mom

pgibbons11

71 weeks ago

indie rock. nice glasses. got some just like em.

evilcrash13

73 weeks ago

didnt u read the link

evilcrash13

73 weeks ago

haha

evilcrash13

73 weeks ago

haha

swimmergirl3

73 weeks ago

the bats thing made me laugh so hard

Knight Thunder

73 weeks ago

Sad thing... Ray Torosaurus.

4879alex

74 weeks ago

YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!OH SNAP :Dlol

yoishi64

75 weeks ago

t-rex is awesome

Tanja_Leopard

80 weeks ago

Geek mode, big bang theory is now kinda irrelivant, its now questioned that the doughnut theory is more accurate.

Tanja_Leopard

80 weeks ago

Geek mode, big bang theory is now kinda irrelivant, its now questioned that the doughnut theory is more accurate.

takano

82 weeks ago

hahahaha the darwin theory!!! LOL!!!

skoolis4retards

82 weeks ago

When the firetruck did The Land Before Time get some weird pink thing with feathers on it?

silor2

82 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

tonytonz22

82 weeks ago

Youre mom Lol

xman495

82 weeks ago

I like how the T-rex has Hulk arms :P

-.-

82 weeks ago

platypus!!

TonyRamirezJr.

83 weeks ago

your mom, haha

desert_flower

84 weeks ago

also, Ancient Greece was a myth too...

animalcrossing111

85 weeks ago

continue: too little the distance between that looks like a circle got it?

animalcrossing111

85 weeks ago

well pluto isnt a planet because is too cold and my sister and internet said beside pluto isnt a planet ´cause is too cold, pluto isnt a sphere is calf circle pluto is half and half sepatated but is t

KGirl

89 weeks ago

LOL
"OH SNAP!" XD

Quidity100

91 weeks ago

Poor Pluto
All the planets make fun of him now :(

McGerman

92 weeks ago

At least Dilophosaurus is real, he's teh coolest. He's teh thing in Jurassic Park with the frill that spit venom, but not for realz

darcona

93 weeks ago

who cares anyway? the damn dinosaur is already dead and has been dead for millions of years