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Vamp Camping For The Eclipse Premiere

Posted By: Sarah on 06.24.10

So summer is here and it's time to go to camp. Vamp camping...

Jobless Twilight fans and their camping gear migrated in droves to the L.A. Live Plaza in Los Angeles to get a place in line to hopefully see this special screening of Twilight Eclipse.

A few thousand more are expected to join the 500 plus people, by Thursday night. Some will attempt to see the movie, others are just happy to hang out to get a glimpse of those sexy teenager vampires walking the red carpet for the premiere on Thursday.

I'm sure you're just dying to know what happens at Camp Eclipse? Well, I'll tell you. It’s just like any other summer camp you would go to...

There are picnic lunches.

Arts and crafts.

Dressing giant cardboard cut outs of Robert Pattinson contests.

Until now, there was no real market for Twilight tents. So fans had an unofficial tent-decorating contest, to create their own.

The clear winner was these girls with their amazing New Moon T-shirt Tent! Way to go!

The clear loser was THIS girl who jam packed her Hello Kitty tent with a bunch of farting nerds.

This chick doesn't even care about a tent, she'll be making sweet love to to her Robert Pattison blanket all night.

For those who think tents are for wussies... You could lounge around in a simple Twilight beach towl.

After lunch, campers get out their books for a mandatory camp-wide Twilight story hour.

And at bedtime, everyone gathers around the campfire and sings songs from the Twilight soundtrack together, while roasting S’mores.

Okay, I made that one up about singing around a campfire. But it sounds nerdtastic!

I hope my mom and dad send me to Camp Eclipse next Twilight sequel premiere! I can't wait for the new movie to come out. What do you think about the movie? Is it going to rock? I hope it rocks.

Check out New Moon Deleted Scenes!

Tags: camping, comedy, funny, summer, tents

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EmiM

45 weeks ago

I've read the book, but I find the movies are a disappointment! Defiantly not worth camping out for!!

FrenchToastTaquito40

49 weeks ago

lol in the 3rd picture Rob has his derp face going on xD

MATCHBOOKgirl

74 weeks ago

well... they dont have a life!

ilovesmosh247

79 weeks ago

as much as im obsessed wit twilight i would never camp out in front of the theater how gross think of all the dirt and germs EWW ( and if u havent guessed by now im a total germaphobe)

sileray777

80 weeks ago

!!!!!! I HATE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO IS PSYCO ABOUT THOSE STUPID SERIES.......THOSE VAMPIRES ARE THE WORST THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN....

VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE, AND THEY DONT HAVE FANGS...........IT IS

Fuchs666

89 weeks ago

I like twilight, but I´m not so dumm and camp in front of the cinema!! HOW RUDE!!

iulia

89 weeks ago

that's so dumm -_-
how obsessed u have to be go to camping for the premiere of such a stupid movie?
VAMPIRE SUCKS!!!! (no.. they really do -_-)

MajesticSporks

93 weeks ago

I love the books (which I read before everyone became obsessed) and even the movies, but these people are a little ridiculous...

Pikachu35739

95 weeks ago

this is so pathetic, that i love it. i wish we could favorite smosh pit articles...
and all those girls should do something productive (volunteer @ an animal shelter, get A JOB, etc) instead of campi

hugs4me

97 weeks ago

that's sad

andydrms

99 weeks ago

i wonder if these people know Twighlit ISN'T FREAKIN REAL!

Tornadotan

99 weeks ago

I just can't wait to see what happens after the movies are all done.

Tornadotan

99 weeks ago

i don't think the movies/books are horrible, im just not into that kinda thing. But what gets me angry is all those people who obsess over it. getting tatoos, 1000 t-shirts, make there husbands/wifes

Millor

99 weeks ago

twilight fans are so amazingly god damn retarded.

nomi333

99 weeks ago

to look at all the obsessed losers.

Mystery1o1

99 weeks ago

on this, if you hate twilight so much, then why are you wasting your time reading this stuff or commenting???

Mystery1o1

99 weeks ago

I friggen LOVE twilight!!! but to me New Moon was kinda a disappointment... i mean it was a pretty good movie, but i don't think it came close to twilight. oh yeah, to all you haters here commenting o

mushy cat

99 weeks ago

hahah at ReptarxgoesxR!
These people have nothing better to do in their life than wait to see a movie premiere about a sparkling arugably gay vampire fight over some chick with a guy who doesnt shav

mushy cat

99 weeks ago

hahah at ReptarxgoesxR!
These people have nothing better to do in their life than wait to see a movie premiere about a sparkling arugably gay vampire fight over some chick with a guy who doesnt shav

ReptarxgoesxRAWR

99 weeks ago

QUICK! WHILE THEYRE ALL GATHERED TOGETHER! NUKE IT! NUUUUUUUKE IT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! >:DDD

shortstufffilms

99 weeks ago

i wish theyed just look at themselves and realise that they have no life. well i gess i dont have a life commenting on this so i cant really say anything

AshB

100 weeks ago

loooooooosers

NessyEvanescence

100 weeks ago

er but i dnt bash on him nd on his videos...i only comment if i like the sng or watever....stop bashing plz! leave us hardcore twilight fans alone!

NessyEvanescence

100 weeks ago

d go camp out nd bring my edward pillow edward blanket board game tshirts bk crown etc but i pay attention to my other half of my life...sumtimes haha. stop bashing.i seriously do not like justin bieb

NessyEvanescence

100 weeks ago

for all those who say "get a life" we do have lives....its calld twilight hahhhah jk sum ppl r like tat tat twilight is their whole life.....i have other stuff too im super obsessed with it tat i woul

NessyEvanescence

100 weeks ago

i want to go to the next one breaking Dawn :) ill bring my edward pillow my edward blanket tshirts bk crown board game hahahahahhaahh oh yeah im a diehard twihard :)

Huse

100 weeks ago

i rather camp with scouts then this!

3ILOVEMUSIC3

100 weeks ago

I like Twilight, but I am NOT that desperate!!!!

KeepThisQuiet

100 weeks ago

the movie's gonna suck. just like the other two...

peacemaddie

100 weeks ago

thats jut scary......

br0oke

100 weeks ago

Barf!

lovethesky

100 weeks ago

freacks

Lizzeh-XD

100 weeks ago

i like the twilight books and movies, but im not desperate enough to camp outside for anything.

Miss-Horsez

100 weeks ago

The next camp would be Camp Breaking Dawn :) But you're insame if you buy twilight shirts, blankets or, eventually, tents.

AgentZero_rules

100 weeks ago

I hate this vampire romance fad, i missed the days when vampires were scary and either kill or be killed (Dracula, or Blade)

HeidiLopez

100 weeks ago

re.dick.u.lous

bluecatslushie

100 weeks ago

this is just pittiful. . .i hope i spelled that right. . .

LilMizzAznLiz

100 weeks ago

on the 9th picture i swear that person on the blanket beside bella looks lik perez hilton

zenman

100 weeks ago

wow, wen a movie that has a 100-year-old man running around with a 16-year-old girl ppl have to go see it, jeez

chaindawgg

100 weeks ago

if i lived in california, i'd totally do it :(

kiya12321

100 weeks ago

30 year-old woman screaming for teenage boys and not a person does a thing about it! if it were 30 year old guys screaming for teenage girls someone would have called the cops!

MaishaRokzXD

100 weeks ago

if people who camp out for twilight are squares then what do u call the people who camped out for the new i phone?

dan1128

100 weeks ago

twilight is the world biggest mistake

TGWTGFan

100 weeks ago

twilight is a stupid thing to be obsessed with

TGWTGFan

100 weeks ago

twilight is a stupid thing to be obsessed with