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Very Best Of FMyLife: Clown Edition

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Clowns are the funnest because they're always laughing, even when they're cutting their victims in half with a power saw, But sometimes clowns can do pretty bad things too, like vote to pass SOPA. That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best clown moments this week!

 

This Wedding Sounds Perfect

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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Your Daughter Is Clearly A Serial Killer

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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They Were Pulling Out Your Greatest Weapon

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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He Learned A Valuable Lesson

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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I Blame The Economy

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

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As Long As He Wears The Makeup To Bed

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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Now You're All Growed Up

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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That's F*cking Scary

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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10 weeks ago

Clowns R SCARY!!! X(

17 weeks ago

Clown are creepy... O_o,,

17 weeks ago

IM DR. ROCKZO!!!!! I DO COCAINE!!!!!!

17 weeks ago

I was caused by a clown once, so I kicked him in the nads. When he fell he hit his head and fell unconscious. The boss of the place said that he didn't even work there... I think I was going to be molested. O_O

17 weeks ago

That Metalocalypse story happened exactly to me when I was five but it was some other episode. Ever since then I've whatched adult swim =)

17 weeks ago

Not bad but kinda weird...?

17 weeks ago

bwahahahahahhahaa.
these are good. also should have made one about P Diddy and 'tears of the clown' lol :P

17 weeks ago

didnt they already do this?

17 weeks ago

METALOCALYPSE HELL YURRRRRR
DR.ROCKSO THE ROCK N ROLL CLOWN!!!!!!!!

17 weeks ago

I wish I could use the iShutUp app on anyone who wrote "first!"

17 weeks ago

i was chased by a clown around my friends for five minutes. they just laughed. i hyperventilated afterwards.

17 weeks ago

i spoke to late. now my day sucks more :(

17 weeks ago

damn.nvm.. haha CLOWN are REALLY creeepy.....

17 weeks ago

thank god no one wrote first!

17 weeks ago

i should be studying for finals...
o well 1st FUCK YEAH!

17 weeks ago

Clowns O.o