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Very Best Of FMyLife: Cupcakes Edition

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Cupcakes are great because so many wars have been fought over then and so many lives have been needlessly lost, But sometimes cupcakes can be a real bummer too. That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best cupcake moments this week!. Here are some of the best Star Wars moments this week!

 

I'm Sad Somebody Hit Me

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

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There Goes Your Self Esteem

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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Wedding Feces Follies

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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He Was In The War He's A Hero

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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Sic The Punisher On Your Friend

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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Your Life Is A Shadow Cast On Us All

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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That Sucks Steve

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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If You Are A Girl I Am Now Turned On

Today, while at the bakeshop, I got bored waiting in line so I decided to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

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Bad Boys Are So, I Mean They're So... I Just Want To ROWR

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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12 weeks ago

Who else expected to see a Smosh version of Cupcakes by SergeantSprinkles?

13 weeks ago

The last one was so messed up

13 weeks ago

I was seriously expecting a reference to the Cupcakes MLP fan fiction to be here.

14 weeks ago

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14 weeks ago

Today my Bff Pinkie Pie asked me to help her with a recipe. When i got to the bakery she works at she knocked me out. When i woke there were dead ponies and she had a dress made of cutie marks,wings, and horns. She then pulled out a knife and started dissecting me. She ended up baking me into cupcakes and feeding it to my friends. She than stuffed my dead body and preserved me. FML

14 weeks ago

And steedman is going to hell for tacking up 18 spaces to announce the fact that he was the first through 18th person to comment even though there was no actual comment just numbers.

14 weeks ago

Thank you mingnni for being the one idiot who trys to sell people useless shit with a list of every thing at the store on a web page about cupcakes. You have helped nobody and taken up space in the comments section used for comments not advertising.

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14 weeks ago

the last one made me laugh so hard that's sad really sad

14 weeks ago

lol i ate a cupcake once it wasn't a cup cake FML :(

14 weeks ago

today my friend invited me for a cupcake baking session but then she killed me and used me as an ingredient. FML

14 weeks ago

19 :) and i have diabetes i would have thrown them in the trash and got myself some dinner :D

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