Very Best Of FMyLife: Text Messages Edition
Text Messaging is a great way to have fun with your friends till the ding dong cows come home, but text messaging can just as easily make you say F My Life! That's where FMylife comes in, collecting the worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best text message related FML moments this week!
The Weird Girl Striketh
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
And What Ist Thee Doing There?
Today, trying to be an old school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
Oh The Tangled Web We Weave
Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML
What A Bad Widdle Boy
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
Probably You're A Bad Guy I Theeeenk
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
This Town Is Going To The Dogs! Yeesh!
Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
You Can Have Her Beheaded Under Old Testament Law
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
I Knew A Guy Who Farted So Hard He Died
Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML
You're Not Supposed To Play Angry Birds Together Until You're Married
Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML
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