Very Best Of FMyLife: Vol 11
Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMyLife comes in, collecting worst moments of our existence in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
Now THAT'S entertainment!
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
"Every rose has it's thooooorn"
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Click click BOOM
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Sry crshing rght now
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
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