Very Best Of FMyLife: Vol 11

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Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMyLife comes in, collecting worst moments of our existence in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!

 

HobOWNED

Creepy

 

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

 

 

 

 

Now THAT'S entertainment!

pepper spray

 

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

 

 

 

 

Kitchen Nightmare...

Snake

 

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

 

 

 

 

"Every rose has it's thooooorn"

dislike

 

 

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

 

 

 

 

Irony

Mandrin

 

 

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

 

 

 

#preggers

dog collar

 

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

 

 

 

 

WORST Romance

cup

 

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

 

 

 

 

Click click BOOM

breakup sub

 

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

 

 

 

Sry crshing rght now

sext

 

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

 

 

 

 

Thanks?

dislike

 

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

 

 

 

 

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