Very Best Of FMyLife: Vol 13

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Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMylife comes in, collecting worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!

 

Plus side: free food!

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

 

 

 

 

Crime. With plenty of potassium.

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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

 

 

 

 

Dear diary

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Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

 

 

 

 

But how did it END?!

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Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

 

 

 

 

 

What's weird about Potter?

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Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

 

 

 

 

Well, was she?

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Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

 

 

 

 

Badger badger badger

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Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

 

 

 

 

At least he has self-confidence!

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Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

 

 

 

 

Catfight!

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Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

 

 

 

 

Lint is FUN!

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Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

 

 

 

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