Very Best Of FMyLife: Vol 13
Sometimes, life sucks so hard, there's only one thing to say... F My Life! That's where FMylife comes in, collecting worst moments of our lives, all in one place. Here are some of the best FML moments this week!
Plus side: free food!
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Crime. With plenty of potassium.
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
But how did it END?!
Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
What's weird about Potter?
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
Well, was she?
Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML
Badger badger badger
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
At least he has self-confidence!
Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
Lint is FUN!
Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
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