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Video Game Characters You Probably Could Beat Up

Posted By: Mikey McCollor on 04.15.11

Listen, nobody WANTS to beat up their favorite video game characters. But haven't you ever died so many times in a row that you start to wish you could get in there and show that player character what's what? Here are some video game characters you would stand a chance against were that wish ever granted:

1. Tom Nook

The store owner from Animal Crossing has the look of a coward in his eyes. You'll easily knock him out if you can steel up and forget the fact that he runs a little shop in town and that that is the cutest thing ever.

2. Mario

How is Mario supposed to hurt you? He hasn't had a punch move since Mario 64, and even then it was awkward and not at all useful.

3. Solid Snake

Solid Snake is a lot of talk. I mean, also a lot of killing. But also a lot of talk. I believe in you! You can do it!

4. Lego Batman

Because there is no WAY you're beating up regular Batman.

5. Wigglytuff

We all know you could take Jigglypuff. That goes without saying. But I'm going to go one step further-- I think you could take his evolved form Wigglytuff. You've come a long way. You're strong.

6. Those People on the Cover of Wii Fit

I know what you're thinking: "No way could I beat up the Wii Fit people. They're WAY more Wii fit than I am!" But keep in mind that even if they use Wii Fit two times as much as the average person who bought Wii Fit, they've still only used it, like, twice.

7. The Cars From Gran Turismo 5

If you've ever played the minigame in Super Street Fighter II, you know how to beat up a car-- Strong kicks over and over again. As long as you're Ryu. Are you Ryu?

8. Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie

You can definitely take Kazooie, but wait until she's split from Banjo with a Split-Up pad. Otherwise you have to fight her AND A BEAR ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T FIGHT A BEAR.

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Jagman11

22 weeks ago

i could beat up Ezio Auditore da Firenze and Altair Ibn la Ahad
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amnv

30 weeks ago

i LOVE BANJO KAZOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!! The BEST 90's Game!!!!

partyrockinyoshi

31 weeks ago

I could so beat up mario

pokemaster21

48 weeks ago

hmm I would say maybe a starly

aslamxin

53 weeks ago

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mayathesparklydino

54 weeks ago

Lego Batman sucks. My best friend and I were doubling as Batman and Robin, and usually we prefer Batman, but we were actually fighting over the Robin controller. And my best friend is crazy obsessed w

Andynaruto61

57 weeks ago

Easyest guy ever: Olimar from Pikmin. Break his helmet and he dies in seconds. =D

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57 weeks ago

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57 weeks ago

I Can easily beat Olimar From Pikmin... He's only freaking defense is to throw some flower seeds

LightningFast

57 weeks ago

Mario was pretty hard to beat up, especially since be kept jumping and spinning around. I stole his mushrooms and stepped on him though.

Snake was easier. I just poured gasoline on his cardboard bo

FemaleQuillTip

57 weeks ago

I was questioning rape on #3... Anyone else?

Chickensez

57 weeks ago

I wouldn't mess with wigglytuff...

Swampflare

57 weeks ago

How the hell did you not mention GLASS JOE. You, sir, have lost e-peen points.

insert_name

57 weeks ago

wait, what about the shotgun tom nook keeps behind the counter?

fartbasket

57 weeks ago

how did tails not make this list and im pretty sure you can beat up anyone from animal crossing

ezi

57 weeks ago

i hade lego batman four 2 years havent beat it

SABERSAW

57 weeks ago

cant beat snake EVER

xxscenequeenxx

57 weeks ago

Yeahh NO ONE can beat up Ezio Auditore!!! Glad he's not on here or I woulda sue'd XD

jonnycat123

57 weeks ago

definatly Ian from super smosh fighter i mean he's the worst fighter in the game

superbowboy65

57 weeks ago

actually u just need to step on him

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57 weeks ago

I could beat up lego batman because all you have to do is pick him up and throw him on the ground.:)

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chocoholic1

57 weeks ago

I could totally beat the hell out of the random Miis that you have to face on the Wii.

derpdederp

57 weeks ago

You could totally beat up Samus Aran from Metroid: Other M

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57 weeks ago

no, not kazooie!!

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NINJACK

57 weeks ago

lol kazooie would smash the crap out of me any day :(

akgaimer

57 weeks ago

I would love to smack around N-Gin.

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57 weeks ago

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57 weeks ago

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watzkeran

57 weeks ago

Did you play Pokemon: Rescue Team Sky version??? Wigglytuff is a bad-ass kills everyone!

OmgItsCHEEZ

57 weeks ago

Animal Crossing FTW

You could totally beat up any of the Harvest Moon characters

casualviewer

57 weeks ago

sonic
how you ask?
i just get my handy dandy slow ray thing and zap the living crap uout of him.
then i would use my robber named rob to steal all this gold ring thingys and then kick him in the ba

mmspace24

58 weeks ago

and snake nows how to kill you and definately would kill me

mmspace24

58 weeks ago

''mario never laid a punch'' what about super smash bros.

kakm_2006

58 weeks ago

hahahah the people on the wii fit box! ftw!

lilsaiz

58 weeks ago

SOLID SNAKE WILL firetruckING KILL ME ARE INSANE firetruck THAT, everyone i can beat up

DaleYarbo

58 weeks ago

YAY! FIRST COMMENT!

meesha138

58 weeks ago

paper mario...

MC066

58 weeks ago

You guys take being first too seriously. How about saying something about the article for a change?

-Lukas-

58 weeks ago

You could probably beat up the animals from minecraft :3

Irockkyle

58 weeks ago

awwyeah :3 I WANNA BEAT UP THOSE CARS

DGregster

58 weeks ago

DAMMIT. I WAS ABOUT TO ACHIEVE MY LIFE LONG GOAL OF BEING FIRST.

LestrangeChanges

58 weeks ago

... I'm pretty sure in the game that Wigglytuff is like the leader of some guild in one of the Mystery Dungeon games, he totally kicks everyone's ass. It's weird, but true.

zwsk94

58 weeks ago

The Sims people.

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58 weeks ago

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