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Vodka In The Eyeball
What's wrong with people? I mean, I’ve played drinking games like flip cup and beer pong, but never have I played anything that involves something going into my eyes. I'm talking about people who pour alcohol into their eyeballs. I know what you're thinking, but yes it's real. For the record, let me say, that pouring alcohol into your eyeball to get drunk is the stupidest thing ever.
As unbelievable as it sounds, a new drinking game called “Eyeballing” is fast becoming the latest trend amongst alcoholics. "Eyeballing" is where vodka is poured directly into your eyeball in the hope that the alcohol will hit your system faster.
I don’t really get where the game starts in this, because it honestly just seems like something that would feel very, very painful. I’m the type of person that doesn’t even like getting soap in my eyes, I cry like a little baby and act as if I’m going blind... and this alcohol in the eye could actually make you go blind.
I can’t believe this is something that American's are embracing willingly. Never, while drinking, have I EVER had the urge to poor that drink in my eyes...
I did once try to open a drink with my eye socket but that was something I saw in a movie.
I just can’t believe someone would risk going blind just to get drunk a little bit faster for one night, and I bet it doesn’t even work.
Also, when did drinking alcohol the old-fashioned way go out of style? If consuming a beverage the old-fashioned way (with your mouth) isn't getting the job done fast enough, you may want to consider a call to Dr. Drew. If I'm going to drink, it's going to be like Dean Martin... with a cocktail in my right hand that tingles and burns as it slides down my throat.
This is incredibly wrong on every level. Honestly, if you are one of these idiotic Americans, the kind who would actually pour vodka in their own eye in the hopes of getting maximum drunk, maximum fast... I just want you to know you are really dumb.
You should probably stop drinking with your eyeballs, or any other part of your body for that matter.
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gomgomomg
67 weeks ago
you might as well just poar soap in your eyes...
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74 weeks ago
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74 weeks ago
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x.Doody.x
83 weeks ago
They only did that because it goes into their system or smt :S
cappulicious
90 weeks ago
...but not smell drunk to their parents. Don't try this at home. They all went to hospital for burning their privates.
cappulicious
90 weeks ago
Few years ago, hell maybe even closer to a decade, there was this thing amonst teenaged girls... they soaked tampons in vodka and stuck it all up in their lady business so they'd get drunk but not sme
Straight-talker
91 weeks ago
wow if your retarted enough to do that you may aswell smock crack with your ass hole aswell or snort meth with your eye - america dont be that retarted ^.^
becca1803
92 weeks ago
my mate put alcohol in there mates eye nd he got so drunk he like couldn't get up he was mega drunk
momeldude
95 weeks ago
over here in europe the "tamponthing" came from the wannabe rich russian people, so they can drive cars and beein drunken. But the vodka out of one tampon wouldnt get me drunk, doesnt matter which bo
hitmanner14
98 weeks ago
it's true about the tampon thing and eyballin. there are also GUY'S who put the VODKATAMPON up there ASSH*LE then they even get drunk faster than just eyeballin and you wont get blind. just walk very
Hipley
98 weeks ago
the last picture is not from "Air plane" (wrong actor, wrong setting), but nevertheless its a great movie: "I have an alcohol problem!"
jcjs
99 weeks ago
lol pic #2 is kevin and perry, 1 of the best movies ever lol :)
zenman
99 weeks ago
that is so stupid its like smoking with ur nose
PrpleFlamingo
101 weeks ago
ive never heard of any american doing this. very few of us are that dumb
RyanDo2000
101 weeks ago
what if you put it up your butt crack?
babecat
102 weeks ago
well actually the alcohol will reach your nasal cavity through your tear duct n reach your stomach like your own tears but, this must take longer than drinking it directly lol
Shrimpyy.xx
103 weeks ago
Holy buddah on a pogo stick.. i just tryed that.. DON'T DO IT i warn you all. =P
Toonafish38
103 weeks ago
I love how since the ocular cavity isn't connected to the digestive tract, Eyeball Drinking doesn't work. ^_^
Jorinda
103 weeks ago
I drink alcohol with my ears...
ItsGeorgiaLouise
103 weeks ago
Eyeball paul... kevin and perry.. such a film :D
pokemonrox
103 weeks ago
OMG LAST PICTURE IS FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!!! "AirPlane!" <3<3
neenna
103 weeks ago
lol! I actually wanted to do that when I was younger x)
kitgrrrl
103 weeks ago
I was saying...As soon as eyeball-alcoholism becomes mainstream, it'll be the next totally ridiculous, accepted socially-unacceptable extra-curricular activity. Say THAT 10 times fast!
kitgrrrl
103 weeks ago
Just think about how insane it is to stick a needle into your arms and inject drugs directly into your vein. People are just used to seeing that with all the "reality" shows and movies. As soon as eye
shlurb
103 weeks ago
Copied right from FluffeTalks.
Mikaykaymeep
103 weeks ago
OMG! That's SO STUPID!
Lol! I'm ashamed to share my nationality with these morons!
flamingo man
103 weeks ago
STUPID
Tyrantboy
103 weeks ago
wow really?
And I thought americans couldnt get any dumber
guineaman56
103 weeks ago
wow...people are stupid.
GakuenAlicerox
103 weeks ago
@WTFrachilli .... o.o wow. thats kind of creepy.
LoL though, the people in these pictures are really stupid!! ^.^ XDDDD hahaha the guy in the last one looks funny ;3
WTFrachilli
103 weeks ago
@DecliciousVeggie I saw it on a new show, lol.
DeliciousVeggies
103 weeks ago
@WTFrachilli What kind of parties are you going to?!
WTFrachilli
103 weeks ago
This is...disgusting. What is even worse is that now girls soak their tampons in vodka and stick it in them, just so they can get drunk and pass a breathalyzer.. :(
2791ralle
103 weeks ago
that is jus't wrong ...
Shadow-McFriggi...
103 weeks ago
... that's kind of disgusting Mecedes450.
Shadow-McFriggi...
103 weeks ago
Crap second...
Mercedes450
103 weeks ago
one pic looks like vodka in the buthole