10 Ways To Prepare For The Midnight Showing Of Harry Potter

I can’t even imagine a world without Harry Potter. (Actually, it’s easy if you try.) The last one comes out this weekend, and anybody who’s anybody who’s a Harry Potter freak is going to the midnight showing. If you’re one of these people, read this definitive guide to the night.

 

1. Have A V8

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Those damn commercials will just mock you if you don’t. You should’ve had one.

 

2. Polish Your Forehead Scar

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I wouldn’t want all the other scarred children to be making fun of your unpolished scar. Those are just SO out of style.

 

3. Think Sad Thoughts

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One of the most important characters dies (but I’ll never say who). (And I mean MOST important.) And everyone is going to cry, so you better cry! Or they’ll harvest your parts.

 

4. Have Dinner

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Having three meals per day is always a good idea!

 

5. Read The Book

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I really, really hope you’ve read the books—ALL of the books—because if you haven’t, you’re not a real fan (which makes me not a real fan).

 

6. Catch The Snitch

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If you do, you will be loved forever by the fictitious school of Hogwarts!

 

7. Buy A Wand

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All the cool kids are getting them.

 

8. Practice Your British Accent

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It’s impossible to be a wizard—even a faux-wizard—if you don’t have a British accent. Everyone knows that.

 

9. Have Some Coke

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Coke will keep you awake for the entire night, which is very important. And, to clarify, I mean Coke as in the drink, not as in cocaine... though, come to think of it, cocaine would also keep you awake. In a very unadvised illeggal kind of way.

 

10. Learn The Theme Song

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Just in case the entire audience sings along to the do-duh-duh-do-do-do-do song, you should be prepared.

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