The WEIRDEST Fashions from the Teen Choice Awards!
It doesn't seem like anyone knows what to do, fashion-wise, with the Teen Choice Awards. It's technically an awards show, so you're supposed to dress up, right? But it's also celebrating teen culture, and teens don't want to see no stuffy tuxes or debutant gowns. So you end up with this wide spectrum, from Taylor Swift's elegant and tasteful dress—
—to T-shirts stolen from fat people, like the f*ckin' Vampire Diaries over here—
As you can tell, this confusion leads to celebrities attending the Teen Choice awards making some incredibly befuddling fashion decisions. Let's take a look at some of the weirder ones!
I think Demi Lovato's dress is a representation of the scene from Pokemon that made all those kids have seizures.
I wonder if Flo Rida knows that a) there isn't going to be a Miami Vice sequel and b) even if there was he would never EVER be cast in it.
Joe Jonas didn't have time to put together a coherent outfit, so he just stopped and bought a jacket from Goodwill on his way back from his first day of college.
Will.i.am, shown here looking like an eccentric billionaire, confirms speculation that he stores his urine in bottles.
While his outfit isn't that weird, I just wanted to point out that Tahj Mowry from Smart Guy was at the Teen Choice Awards. That in and of itself is weird.
Here we see Zac Efron, who made the bold choice to cosplay as my aunt.
Yes, his pants are weird, but beyond that, I'm just always uncomfortable seeing Wheelchair Kid from Glee walking around upright.
Nice sunglasses, Justin Bieber. You look like an animated GIF.
KRISTEN STEWART HAS FINALLY EMBRACED ANARCHY.
It's not so much that Selena Gomez's dress was weird, as it was her hair, which looks like it was Photoshopped on by a first year graphic design student.
To make the dress for her performance, Carly Rae Jepsen threw a bunch of popsicles in a plastic bag and left them out in the sun.
And in the outfit she arrived in, Carly Rae Jepesen proved she has either the worst posture of all time or couldn't find a dress that would completely cover her vagina.
Which fashion choices did you find most puzzling? Let me know on twitter @mikeyfromsu or in the comments below!