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What The F**k is Fushigi?


Lately we have all seen the commercials for Fushigi... 

 

 

Is it the next ShamWow? 

 

 

How about, the ShamWhatIsIt?

The Fushigi is a fancy new "dynamically designed" ball that is used in the "mysterious art of contact juggling." What? You heard me! This shiznit is dynamic and mysterious! You are creating the illusion that the Fushigi ball is moving on its own or floating/hovering or whatever. Like a magical hacky sack type thing. It's basically a $20 ball.

 

 

The makers of the ball claim that it's a "therapueutic form of relaxation." I know a lot of guys who find playing with balls to be very theraputic and relaxing.

 

 

I'm hypnotized by the bad elevator rave style music, and the guy that they get to demonstrate their magically nerdy product. What is up with this guys ponytail?

 

 

I have the feeling that if you're into Harry Potter, like to play Magic the Gathering and shy with the ladies... this is the product for you.

 

 

I think that the proper use of the Fushigi is as an ice breaker. I mean if you're out in public or at a party playing with one of these, people are gonna ask you what the heck you're doing. People might even ask you if you're a magician or a mime or David Bowie in Labyrinth...

 

 

It just opens the doors of conversation, and that could come in handy at a party or if you're looking to meet members of the opposite sex.

 

 

Don't get me wrong. Nobody is going to be into a jobless Fushigi nerd... so don't waste your time or your $20 bucks... but if you're charming and have a job, it just gives you one more stupid thing to talk about.

You could act cool and tell them how it's this silly toy that you got off an infomercial, but that it's kinda fun and easy, and show them how to do it themselves, and then ShamWow! you've got a date.

 

 

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6 weeks ago

i have a fushigi that was a waste of 20 bucks

13 weeks ago

it says call now but there isn't a number

16 weeks ago

its not the shamwow its the shamWOOHOO!

45 weeks ago

i found an open package at the store so i tried it.... doesn't work.

45 weeks ago

i found an open package at the store so i tried it.... doesn't work.

46 weeks ago

I got for Christmas. Its Bullcandy!!!!

46 weeks ago

I got for Christmas. Its Bullcandy!!!!

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

grr my comment got cut, well it said : I came over to her house and its just a silver ball thats a mirror inside a glass ball. It sucks! It doesn't look anything liek the commercial

48 weeks ago

My friend bought this because it looked pretty cool, and she though she didn't have to be talented or anything and she could just do it as soon as she picked it up. (Like they said) I came over to her

48 weeks ago

One of those guys looks like one of Mega64 (Garrett Hunter)

49 weeks ago

it is just a metal and glass ball. Me and my whole family all thought it floated but it is not. it just moves.... like a ball

51 weeks ago

I bought one but I can't firetrucking figure it out!!!

63 weeks ago

I got my brother one of those and I almost kept it for myself! It's fun!!

63 weeks ago

More like fucandyty

64 weeks ago

what theyre actully doing is called contact juggling. it was invented around the 1980s and it can be done with just about any round object

72 weeks ago

hey see the other vidieos u can use an orange instead of a fushigi
fushigi wants you to buy GARBAGE and u can use a baloon

72 weeks ago

hey see the other vidieos u can use an orange instead of a fushigi
fushigi wants you to buy GARBAGE and u can use a baloon

73 weeks ago

i want one just to throw at people...cuz who dosnt like throwing garbage at people

80 weeks ago

I kept seeing the fushigi commercials on television when i went to chicago in the summer. I effing hated them, so irritating.

N20

80 weeks ago

Fushigi (ふしぎ) (say fu-shi-gi) means mysterious in Japanese

83 weeks ago

my cousin got that it doesn't work D:

85 weeks ago

fusjhitty is gay!!!!!

85 weeks ago

what the firetruck is fushi*gi!!!!?? hahahaha! i think it's just 20 bucks to the garbage haha...

[damn... lost 20 bucks...]› (>¬_¬)>O <-- (a fushigi ball)

85 weeks ago

agreed

86 weeks ago

the magic gravity ball? every ball has gravity ... everything has gravity how is that magic?

87 weeks ago

its moving wihtout you knowing it the comertial is all a set up all the guys using it are pros

87 weeks ago

a ball, which looks like a mirrow... thumbs up!

89 weeks ago

NO WAY! A BALL!!!!

90 weeks ago

lame

91 weeks ago

my little bro bought one. IT DOESNT WORK!!! Plus, listen to the guy at 1:24 he doesnt sound convincing AT ALL!!! xD

91 weeks ago

huh???

93 weeks ago

Wow, It's a..... ball -_-

93 weeks ago

@ryoko
I know that feeling, but it's not with candy.
The "new" bop-it game was out 10 years ago when i was a baby!

95 weeks ago

wtf is an enigma

95 weeks ago

wow does it relly worx?

96 weeks ago

wt

96 weeks ago

that is so fu**ing stupid

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