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Taking a stroll down memory lane can be pretty fun, especially if you defeated Hitler, invented Pop Tarts or fondly remember the first time you encountered Pokémon. It’s not as fun when you realize you used to be kind of a little “slow.”
When I was younger, I wasn't very intelligent. That's not to say I'm a genius now, but just as an example, I used to think those turn lane arrows painted on the ground were old shortcuts that have since been paved over.

Old shortcuts?
Yeah, I'd think that you were literally supposed to turn right at that exact moment you drive over the white arrow painted on the ground.
So this explains why the legal driving age in the United States is 16. If you had given me the keys to a car when I was 5, I'd have driven over a curb, into a pole, and into oncoming traffic, all while thinking I was obeying the law.

This kid thinks he's so cool it hurts.
What were some stupid things you used to think when you were younger?











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fullmetal177
5 hours ago
I use to think in like kindergarden-1st grade that the big 8th graders were like 20 and already were married and had kids of their own -_-;; idk why either b/c my big bro was like 9 yrs older than me
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igotacos
15 hours ago
i jumped off a table and busted my head after i saw super man
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teamedward18
1 day ago
i thought pay per view was "paper" view and to view it u had to get the paper
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crazykatiejae
1 day ago
When I was younger, I used to run and scream if I heard the vacuum. I thought it was going to eat me.
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missladyperson
2 days ago
when i was young, i saw a picture of me from even younger (with short hair) and thought id changed from a boy to a girl xD
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MoMorganRox
2 days ago
at stew leonards (connecticut place i think) i used to be afraid of the cow when you leave the store i thought it was gunna bite me or something
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KyeeTheSpy
3 days ago
(cont.)and out of all of the babies, she chose me. And whenever my brother teased me, my mom would say "Never mind him. He came from the trash can."
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KyeeTheSpy
3 days ago
AND, I believed my mom when she said she got me from the teletubbies sun when I asked her where babies come from(Remember the sun ? Yeah, she said there were a lot of babies in there, and out of all o
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KyeeTheSpy
3 days ago
Also, when I was 5, I never dressed/undressed in front of the T.V. because I thought the people in T.V. Could see me.
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KyeeTheSpy
3 days ago
Most of the things I thought that were wrong were because of my brother. When I was 5, he told me that those pedestrian walking places at the traffic lights were only for people who were holding boxes
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Millor
4 days ago
Boy did I love chuckee cheese and mcdonalds. But I thought both the people who we're in those costumes we're going to rape me or somthing. I always hid under a table.
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kingkade12
4 days ago
chibicheeka
i used to do the same thing LOL
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pherd
5 days ago
I sort of still believe that I haven't found the right spot.
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pherd
5 days ago
I thought that if I found the right spot on the ground and stuck a door knob into it that I could go underground and live in a secret world.
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loudy212
5 days ago
I used to think people lived in my radio and sing all the songs that were playing on the stations.
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chibicheeka
6 days ago
When I was little, I used to flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom like hell, because I thought monsters were going to come out of the toilet.
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chocomoose82
6 days ago
I used to think that surgery was a disease, so when my mom would say that someone was going to have surgery on Tuesday, I'd get freaked out and go "How do you know??"
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guineaman56
1 week ago
what does dick translate to on here?
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sitabrightwind
1 week ago
I thought that the purpose of the Liberty Bell was for someone to ring it at the end of the world... how the heck did I come up with that??
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kiwimeyer
1 week ago
continuing the comment that talks about sex like 2 down) its were 2 people hug and kiss alot! ahhhh if only i kew tehehe!
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kiwimeyer
1 week ago
and i also thought that a big strong man held up a blue light to the sky to make it blue! ahhhhh kids! :)
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kiwimeyer
1 week ago
i also thought that sex waz wen 2 people hug and make out alot :0 i waz in 3rd grade wen my sick friends brought it up (AT LUNCH) and asked me if io new wat $3x waz and i wuz like duhhhhhhhhh! it's we
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kiwimeyer
1 week ago
i used to think that lol was little old ladie! hahaha
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SmoshSaiyan4
1 week ago
I would think that when my mom and dad were having sex they were playing yatzee cause when i played yatzee i would get into a little russle with my older brother and start crying and goo like ''ohhh b
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FourthJawa
1 week ago
When I used to watch tv, I didn't know what weekdays were. I assumed that it was when me and my big brother didn't fight, so if I wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z, I wouldn't be mean to him.
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falloutgirl111
1 week ago
I live in Massachusetts and until I was like 8 didn't know Medford had a d or r in it because my mom has an accent and pronounces it Mefoud. I just relized that like a couple of months ago in school
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churro3
1 week ago
i used to think when i was like 3 moving to california that those big fan things that you always see on the big hills were aliens
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Acashana
1 week ago
I used to think staring at a lizard for too long would get you pregnant... I was 5.
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iamunknown
1 week ago
once one day my mom had a new car and there was a seat leading to the trunk but it was covered followed with a lock,i thought behide that lock was a secret world only in our car.
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omgstfubbq
1 week ago
I thought that snakes could get on the train from the zoo, come to my house and get in my bed. I was 11. :|
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kitta123
1 week ago
When I was little I thought that your kiss at your wedding was special and made you have a baby...:) If only I knew.
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kitta123
1 week ago
When I was little I thought that there were sharks in the pool and bath tub dispite the cloriin and filtering.
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kitta123
1 week ago
When I was little I thought that there were sharks in the pool and bath tub dispite the cloriin and filtering.
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panic45
1 week ago
i also used to think that sex was just kissing and i wondered how u get pregnent by kissing and i thought u could choose if u had a boy or girl
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panic45
1 week ago
once i asked my dad when the future was, and he said some specific date ,like, "i think the future is on tuesday." so i thought the future came on certain days
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sharibri422
1 week ago
When I was in early elementary school, I thought that 'assigned seats' on the bus were SCIENCE SEATS!
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sharibri422
1 week ago
So, they frighten small children, waste water, & they have a mind of their own! What's not to hate about them?!
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sharibri422
1 week ago
I STILL hate the automated toilets, but now it's because the only time they DON'T flush is when you're actually ready for them to!...
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sharibri422
1 week ago
The automated toilets scared the hell out of me when I was in preschool, & I was afraid to use ANY bathroom! :O
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Ms. Penny Lane
2 weeks ago
(cont) close my eyes and pretend it wasn't happeningits i have pictures of it. when i see them it makes me cry and laugh at the same time
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Ms. Penny Lane
2 weeks ago
ok i know this might sound weird but this is what i did: i had a blanket and i held it by the corner and put it up my nose..wait it gets better. then i would put my other thumb in my other nose hole,
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KittehLord
2 weeks ago
talk to a girl on facebook but not in RL and end up with the girl goin out with someone else
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darkestshadeofblue
2 weeks ago
when i was really little i thought that there was a GIANT octopus/squid thing that hid in the plumbing, so i freaked out whenever i had to go to the bathroom
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jupiterbeing
2 weeks ago
When I was little, I used to stand on tables a lean backwards and fall yelling "Catch me!" most of the time people did come to my rescue, and the last time I ever did it... I almost broke open my skul
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melissa1215
2 weeks ago
when i was little i thought my stuffed animals would come to life at night and protect me in my sleep that was until i fell off my bed so i screamed at them for not stopping me or something
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crazyfudge
2 weeks ago
when i was 4 i wanted to be a rocket when i grow up.
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TDIandHTFfan
2 weeks ago
I used to think hail was eggs that were laid by a giant chicken in the sky....
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S-Schnizzle
2 weeks ago
Until I was 5 I thought the letter "F" didn't exist.
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believeinmagic27
2 weeks ago
when i was 2 we went to the zoo and when i asked what the animals ate my mom told me McDonald's happy meals, i belived her until i was like ten :P
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scrappy1221
2 weeks ago
when i was 5-6-7-8-9-10 years old i can't remember, i used to think that moon was made of cheese, but now i know is not cheese its soda
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