What Would Little Anthony Do?
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Taking a stroll down memory lane can be pretty fun, especially if you defeated Hitler, invented Pop Tarts or fondly remember the first time you encountered Pokémon. It’s not as fun when you realize you used to be kind of a little “slow.”
When I was younger, I wasn't very intelligent. That's not to say I'm a genius now, but just as an example, I used to think those turn lane arrows painted on the ground were old shortcuts that have since been paved over.
Old shortcuts?
Yeah, I'd think that you were literally supposed to turn right at that exact moment you drive over the white arrow painted on the ground.
So this explains why the legal driving age in the United States is 16. If you had given me the keys to a car when I was 5, I'd have driven over a curb, into a pole, and into oncoming traffic, all while thinking I was obeying the law.
This kid thinks he's so cool it hurts.
What were some stupid things you used to think when you were younger?
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Mazfufs
2 weeks ago
When I was little, I used to think that 'barbeque' was 'Barbie Que'.
I thought that we'd all get in line with our Barbie dolls, and measure which one was the biggest.
Guess some guys still do that, but not with Barbies...
♥smosh
2 weeks ago
that when we were in the airport we actually were in the plane, i know it's confusing
tehya400
3 weeks ago
THAT KID IS YOUR LITTLE BTOTHER HAHA
iNatalie
3 weeks ago
When I was little, I thought that babysitters lived in one house together and they all had the last name "babysitter".
AngelBob
3 weeks ago
lol i could not stop laughing
i thought.............................
make up was only for
girls boy's have
proved me wrong
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngelBob
3 weeks ago
lol i could not stop laughing
i thought.............................
make up was only for
girls boy's have
proved me wrong
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Kat
4 weeks ago
i used to say words how i felt like it...... eg
Spinky = spikey
Wurmz = worms
and lots of other things like that..............
Smosher1215
5 weeks ago
i used to think that blind drive ment to look out for blind people driving XD lol
hayleycarlene
7 weeks ago
I also thought that every state in the United States was its own country..
hayleycarlene
7 weeks ago
When I was little, I would that the No Pedestrian Crossing signs meant that you were not allowed to have pets in seat belts at that part of the road. Then I got to thinking: who puts a seat belt on their pets when they're in the car? Would it be safer for them? :o
Bobmarley(:
17 weeks ago
i thought electrical outlets were for holding keys so i put my moms car key in one... i got shocked and basically flew across the room...and the key got stuck..
Bobmarley(:
17 weeks ago
i thought electrical outlets were for holding keys so i put my moms car key in one... i got shocked and basically flew across the room...and the key got stuck..
maccalover64
23 weeks ago
I used to think that they spoke Spanish in China. >_<
lozzie7777
25 weeks ago
i used to think pick-up-sticks were candles. by the end of the year we had 20 empty boxes of matches and a pile of melted plastic. it smelled like s**t -.-
lozzie7777
25 weeks ago
lol, i tried to drive the car when i was little. i kept trying until i figured out that you need a key to drive :p i could have been watching 144 episodes of barney in the time it took me to figure it out.
lozzie7777
25 weeks ago
lol, i tried to drive the car when i was little. i kept trying until i figured out that you need a key to drive :p i could have been watching 144 episodes of barney in the time it took me to figure it out.
muffingirl337
28 weeks ago
̸͓̝͕͇̮͈͎͛͆́͜i̦̯̩͈̘ͫ͒̃̌̋ͯ ́͢ṉ̦͌̓̈́̉̆ͦ̀͢v̨̭̼͉̘̌̅̂͑ ͣo̶̶̧̤̭̓̅́k͈̭̗͚̩̠̪̖ͫ̓͑̊ͤ ̝̌̆́́̚͢e̢̛̙̱̻͖̬͙͖͙͆̎ͬ̔̾̚ ̴̛̛̠̬̦̣ͯ̋͋͗̓ͥ͂̀ț̷͊̎̋̽ͧ̌͒̌ ̫̖͈͎̤h̦̙͍̤͚̹͆̑ͤ̄e̾̊ͥ̿҉̶̝ ͉͚̥͖̫͉ ͌̈̀͂͏͈̠͚̞͖͖̀h̢͉̗̬̥̦̫͗ͨ̌̑i̓ ̹̣̳̘̳̯͈̯̫͆͌͞͝v͍͇͖̠̣͈̤̓̓̃ ̰̀͗e̴̡̛̫̱̟̍͑̓̔͆-̑ͨ̄́͢ͅm̡̱ ̪͔̼̯̭̓̑̄ͨ͑̇̀̕ĭ̴̕҉͚̪̤̪̼n̼ ͈̐ͮ́d̍͋̓͒̒̐ͯͧ҉̶̥̯͕͓̖ ̳͎̗̳ͧͯͥͨͫͨ̕͝ͅř̯͈͔͍̠͈̤͆e͑̅ ̧̱̈̀p̶͔̳̰̠͎̘̳̻̌ͨ͛͆̾̔̍ͨ͝ͅr ͙̠̪̀̊͒͋̔̈́͝e̟̰̠̖̗̓͟s̩͈̉ͫ ͈̭̜̦̊ͣ͌e̵͉̖̳͔ͮ̌̐ͨ̃͋̀͝n̻̣ ̱̪̭ͧ̚t̿̈͟͏͖̭͙̪̥͢i̲͚̯̭̟̖̿ ̈́n͉̰̻̆ͬͫ̐͂̇ͮͧ̃ġ͇̻̳̥ͥͯ͑ ̈̂͑͝ ̦̮̘͕͔̘̌̓̾́͂͂̐ͤ̀͜c̴͚ͤ͋ͤ͠ͅhͬ ̿ͯ҉̦͙̮̙a͓̲̞ͨ̈́̂ͩͫ́̆̒ͭo̿ͦ ̸̺̻͖̚͠
muffingirl337
28 weeks ago
my mom let me drive the car for a while, i almost killed them all. i was 3. fml
kooky in da city
28 weeks ago
i used to think every tv shows was filming at the moment it was running and all the reruns were just the actors redoing it. -__-"
FriendlyGatoroids143
28 weeks ago
Have you ever woken up in a pitched black room, struggled to find the door for a half hour then found out you were looking for the door in your closet? Yeah, me either.
fruitbat21
29 weeks ago
my fear of spiders came in a dream where mrs. spider crawled out of a pot.. i woke up on the floor screaming..... i was only like four or five.
FriendlyGatoroids143
29 weeks ago
I thought the same thing when i was little.
I use to think whenever i turned on a movie the actors would be doing it live for me and also i thought smarties were pills.
TzzaNL
29 weeks ago
I used to think That England and The U.S.A were the same country -_-
apeking665
32 weeks ago
i ate recees peices with the wrapper on!
EmiLasso
32 weeks ago
i used to think that m&m's were advils so i swallow them with water
witchy1674
33 weeks ago
i used to think that the green go arrow on a stop light were for airplanes to fly straight up.. haha
witchy1674
33 weeks ago
i used to think that the green go arrow on a stop light were for airplanes to fly straight up.. haha
witchy1674
33 weeks ago
i used to think that the green go arrow on a stop light were for airplanes to fly straight up.. haha
totle
36 weeks ago
My worst fear was melted crayons.
IanHlover
39 weeks ago
I used to this that people were supposed to be fat, so I thought i was ugly cuz I wasnt fat, and whenever I saw a skinny person eating a salad, i would say 'EAT A BURGER!
IanHlover
39 weeks ago
I used to this that people were supposed to be fat, so I thought i was ugly cuz I wasnt fat, and whenever I saw a skinny person eating a salad, i would say 'EAT A BURGER!
IanHlover
39 weeks ago
I used to this that people were supposed to be fat, so I thought i was ugly cuz I wasnt fat, and whenever I saw a skinny person eating a salad, i would say 'EAT A BURGER!
IanHlover
39 weeks ago
I used to this that people were supposed to be fat, so I thought i was ugly cuz I wasnt fat, and whenever I saw a skinny person eating a salad, i would say 'EAT A BURGER!
IanHlover
39 weeks ago
I used to this that people were supposed to be fat, so I thought i was ugly cuz I wasnt fat, and whenever I saw a skinny person eating a salad, i would say 'EAT A BURGER!
Reshiram
39 weeks ago
i used to think that baby's came frome a factore and then a dilivery truck sent a robot with the baby but then i descoverd......................................... ........SEX!!!!!!!!!!! 1 OF LIFES BIG
Reshiram
39 weeks ago
i used to think that u and ian were good looking but i've come a long way since then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DoctorWhoovian
40 weeks ago
That Harry Potter was real and I would get a letter when I hit 11. And then when I didn't, I thought up so many ridiculous excuses. Like budget cuts at Hogwarts.
miina
41 weeks ago
I used to think that it lived a monster in my toilet, here in Noway we cal it dodraugen. a dangerous slimy man who lives in the toilet, and drags children down when they are sitting there. :S haha
Alyssaa(:
41 weeks ago
i Use To Think The TV Could See You So Whenever i Change In My Room i Would ALWAYS Hide In The Closet. And Green Santa Was Scary So i Would Always Run Away From It.
Superwaffle00
41 weeks ago
My brother thought that eleven was the biggest number so apparently i'm ancient.
pero-pero
45 weeks ago
I use to think that there was a Spanish and English fo every language ex.) Chinese was opposite for japanese
nikky10
45 weeks ago
i used to think that the little cameras on the stop light poles were stop lights for birds
Kess
46 weeks ago
like so:
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Kess
46 weeks ago
(my comment was cut off)
from a standing position.
Kess
46 weeks ago
I thought the same thing when I was a kid... I also thought that when animals die, they lie down on their backs with their legs straight up in the air, like they'd been flipped upside down from a stan
Hoody26
47 weeks ago
I thought that when i closed the tv, the show would stop and that it would start back again when i opened it. How disappionted was i when i found out that wasnt the case xP
because31
48 weeks ago
i also thought that elmo was a waffle. I would say "look, its Mr. Waffle!" everytime Elmo's world came on.
because31
48 weeks ago
I thought that if i ate a sunflower seed and some dirt, drank a lot of water, and shined a light down my throat that a flower would grow inside me.
Veggie_Monster
49 weeks ago
When I was little I thought you got a baby handed to you automatically after getting married...my older neighbor told me otherwise.
dallasgirl
50 weeks ago
i didnt remember anything because i was too little to remember until i was 5 as i snap out of it my parents were driving me to my house.