What You Do When You're Sick Over The Summer [GIFS]

Summer colds are an abomination. Doesn’t your body know that sun, popsicles and chlorine make you immune to any sickness? Here’s what you do if your body revolts by being revolting – presumed sticky.

Uh, oh, One Sneeze And You Know What’s Coming...

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...You’re Officially Sick.

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The Worst Part Of All Is It’s Summer! You Should Be...

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It’s Just So Disgustingly Pretty Outside!!!

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You Could Give It A Try! But Once You’re Out There...

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So Back Inside You Go...

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After All, That’s Where Your Internet Lives!

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER

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At One Point You Realize It’s Friday. Man, All Your Friends Must Be.

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But You’re Pretty Sure If You Went You Would...

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So It’s Probably Good You’re Staying Home...

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...Where You Can Finally Read All Those Books You’ve Been Meaning To So You Can Stop Feeling Like You’re Going To Grow Back Your Illiteracy...

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...After Reading The Same Sentence 20 Times, You Decide You Need Something A Little More Attuned To Your Plague Induced “Speed”.

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Cable or Netflix Take Me Away!

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Nothing Is On. Nothing Is Ever On!

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Maybe You Should Do Something Productive? Like Laundry? Or Seeing How Long It Takes For Your Kleenex Tower To Fall Before SOMEONE Does Something About It.

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You Try To Sleep, But You’re Pretty Sure Sleep Can’t Get To You Because Everything Is Stuffed Up Or Pouring With Liquid (or both).

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So, Why Not Put Liquids Back In? With Soup Of The Chicken!

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Not That You Have Much Of An Appetite.

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And This Goes On Every Day As If It’s Always Done So And Always Will...

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But Lo, There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel My Friend...

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...And That Light, My Friend – Is More Summer! And If Not...Well...Odds Are You Wont Be Sick Around The Holidays Too?

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Any of you sick out there in Summer land? Tell me about your woes in the comments!

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