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Wikileaks I Would Like To See
If you have followed the news lately you have seen a new document come out from Wikileaks almost every day.
Most of these documents have to do with other governments and their military secrets. This is all fine and good but there are a few secrets that I would like revealed.
1. The Combination to The Padlock On My Bike
I purchased this bike a year ago, used it twice then padlocked it in my garage. I then promptly lost the combination and have never been able to unlock it since.
2. That One Girl's Phone Number
I rarely go out to bars and when I went to karaoke night with my friends a very cute and partially drunk young lady gave me her phone number. She wrote it on my forearm not knowing that my friends and I would have a chicken fight in the poll three hours later.
3. My Credit Card Number
When I try to buy things online the difficulty comes from the fact that my credit card has been in my wallet for two years and the numbers have worn off. If I could get the numbers that would be great.
4. Is That Girl At Work Really Into Me?
Her mixed signals are doing nothing for my game. She will often rub my shoulders while talking about her boyfriend. What is that supposed me.
5. What Is The Deal With That Guy At Work?
I seem in the office a couple times every week, but I don't know what he does there. He just kind of wanders around and looks at computers in doesn't really seem to do anything.
6. What Is The Deal With Arrested Deveolpment?
That show had a huge fan base, was a really real well written and was growing in popularity. All of a sudden they just cancel the show. Five years later and I'm still bitter.
7. Is My Neighbor A Terrorist?
I do not mean to profile anybody, but my neighbor has a thick beard and wears a weird hat. He's either a terrorist, or a hipster. I NEED TO KNOW.
What kind of Wikileaks do YOU want to see?
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thyinnocent1
13 weeks ago
Dude was drunk when he wrote this!
IMEtoo
15 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
kingkahn222
23 weeks ago
Number 4 is hot. As for 5, he is an I.T tech. I am an I.T tech in training so ya. The spelling irritates me too, and as for the last one, it's just ignorant
AmyLee_Fan115
60 weeks ago
last one is racist, am Arabian and am not a terrorist and not ugly , i don't have a peak nose, i am WHITE not brown,and i don\t wear either burque or hijab. don't be stupid and don't believe stereotyp
Xylum1000
64 weeks ago
why are some of you people saying he is racist it is a comedy website he is just kidding its a joke get over it you dont have to be so serious.
christy_diann
71 weeks ago
arrested development got canceled cause they were being sued for their name. "Arrested Development" was actually a band in the 90's with a hit song, after they retired, that name still belonged to the
future_actrss
75 weeks ago
Does any1 else notice the big errors in the typing? it is starting to irritate me
Zombiecurry
75 weeks ago
Megahed xD haha
Madara Uchida!
75 weeks ago
Sooo poop! I need the answers to my chemisrty final, and geomerty final! And can someone help me with my spanish final!!!
descended
75 weeks ago
What about the answers to THAT test?
moxie112
75 weeks ago
v
consider taking it to a professional
http://www.goshops.org. Shoe cobblers will usually do coach wallet and bag restoration.Go to the thrift store
llRiSiNgll
75 weeks ago
None of these
rmxpokeman
75 weeks ago
In any case, I do not understand the idiotic hype behind wikileaks. I hear "wiki" and I'm reminded of the sheer idiocy of the masses of wikipedia. After all, they goes by what the masses believe.
rmxpokeman
75 weeks ago
Shows are more popular when they're taken off the air before they start losing their ratings. Kinda like Seinfeld, that's why it's still popular to this day.
Magalink
75 weeks ago
As I was saying, ignorant, you don't know how this candy is causing trouble, as much as I hate my president, I don't appreciate the US making the embassy investigate her state of mind >.>
Magalink
75 weeks ago
The devs of this site should really do us all users a favor and put how many characters we can write so we know when our comments won't make it complete
Magalink
75 weeks ago
Stupid, retarded, pervert, and oh yeah, RACIST. "Most of these documents have to do with other governments and their military secrets. This is all fine and good..." and clearly ignorant, you don't kno
llRiSiNgll
75 weeks ago
None of these
Kayru
75 weeks ago
The answer to number 5 is, he's an MIS tech and he makes more than you do... to do nothing.
Jacque_psyche
75 weeks ago
The last one is really raceist, not cool.
Jacque_psyche
75 weeks ago
The last one is really raceist, not cool.
sawraaaaaah
75 weeks ago
to be muslim....
sawraaaaaah
75 weeks ago
Eurgh, comment got cut off! ~ I'm 100% certain that you're making out that every muslim happens to be a terrorist. Just because 9/11 was initiated by muslims doesn't mean that every terrorist happens
sawraaaaaah
75 weeks ago
Not to be a debbie downer or anything, but the last one is incredibly racist and tries to point the finger at all muslims for being terrorists. Sorry you don't have an open mind, but I'm 100% certain
KevinAndAranOnScreen
75 weeks ago
2nd
bipolar dwarf
75 weeks ago
1st