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Woman Wins The Lottery 4 Times!

Posted By: Reid Levin on 07.08.10

Yesterday some lady in Texas won her fourth multi-million dollar lottery.

I'd say "give us a chance, Lady," but her good luck seems to cause bad luck for those around her...

Her husband has been hit by lightning 10 times, which has surprisingly happened many times when he wasn’t outside.

This cheery guy is her brother. He's giving a thumbs up because that's the only finger he's got left after his nine tractor accidents.

Her sister has spontaneously combusted... twice.

Her daughter's got 14 kids, each from different, but similar looking fathers.

Her son seems pretty lucky at first glance. He's been a self-made millionaire six times over!

Unfortunately for him, each of his six wives has run off with one of his millions. Ouch.

Her elderly father, a chemistry teacher with lung cancer, has been wrongfully convicted of running a meth lab.

Her elderly mother has been hit by 10 different busses and sometimes pinballed between several buses in one intersection!

11 cats, each with nine lives... let's see... that's like 99 cat lives, all gone. So I guess it's not all bad luck.

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dalia44

22 hours ago

I love kitties! And, yes, spontaneous combustion is possible.

smosguy123

5 weeks ago

i like the cats

what_the_firetr...

37 weeks ago

FAKE! i mean comon spontaneously combusted is tht even possible?!:L

deadcattinkle

64 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

SpiderMegs

69 weeks ago

conspiracy

Dreegy

74 weeks ago

Is it real? but cool though. ;D

monstertruckman24

78 weeks ago

im glad i live in texas

EmoGirl4Death

80 weeks ago

hey i live in texas! :D ___
no wait HEY! i feel offended! / \
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jawawithp90

80 weeks ago

thats why i live in texas

gandly123

81 weeks ago

haha maybe texas is a lucky state....maybe I'LL win a lottery! :D

FromBottomToTop

82 weeks ago

JERK!!!
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kylepoo

82 weeks ago

haha jk dont you will regret it

kylepoo

82 weeks ago

Go to sourpatch.com for some halarious clips

joshual

82 weeks ago

nope 11 cats and im kinda of a bad luck charm to me brotha so every time i watch him play a game and keeps on loseing he tells me to F%$@ off. he's some times not nice.

retnuh98

82 weeks ago

yo momma foundith befo uson unda nfilz

PurpleRazz

82 weeks ago

woah. is all this stuff real?

br0oke

82 weeks ago

I almost thought this was real, way to be!

Moron_inc

82 weeks ago

Well all that stuff sucks but (exept the winning the lottery thing) but her daughter being a huge slut is her daughter's own falt so I don't feal sorry for her but I do feal sorry for her daughter's k