Woman Wins The Lottery 4 Times!
Yesterday some lady in Texas won her fourth multi-million dollar lottery.

I'd say "give us a chance, Lady," but her good luck seems to cause bad luck for those around her...

Her husband has been hit by lightning 10 times, which has surprisingly happened many times when he wasn’t outside.

This cheery guy is her brother. He's giving a thumbs up because that's the only finger he's got left after his nine tractor accidents.

Her sister has spontaneously combusted... twice.

Her daughter's got 14 kids, each from different, but similar looking fathers.

Her son seems pretty lucky at first glance. He's been a self-made millionaire six times over!

Unfortunately for him, each of his six wives has run off with one of his millions. Ouch.

Her elderly father, a chemistry teacher with lung cancer, has been wrongfully convicted of running a meth lab.

Her elderly mother has been hit by 10 different busses and sometimes pinballed between several buses in one intersection!

11 cats, each with nine lives... let's see... that's like 99 cat lives, all gone. So I guess it's not all bad luck.
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dalia44
22 hours ago
I love kitties! And, yes, spontaneous combustion is possible.
smosguy123
5 weeks ago
i like the cats
what_the_firetr...
37 weeks ago
FAKE! i mean comon spontaneously combusted is tht even possible?!:L
deadcattinkle
64 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
SpiderMegs
69 weeks ago
conspiracy
Dreegy
74 weeks ago
Is it real? but cool though. ;D
monstertruckman24
78 weeks ago
im glad i live in texas
EmoGirl4Death
80 weeks ago
hey i live in texas! :D ___
no wait HEY! i feel offended! / \
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jawawithp90
80 weeks ago
thats why i live in texas
gandly123
81 weeks ago
haha maybe texas is a lucky state....maybe I'LL win a lottery! :D
FromBottomToTop
82 weeks ago
JERK!!!
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kylepoo
82 weeks ago
haha jk dont you will regret it
kylepoo
82 weeks ago
Go to sourpatch.com for some halarious clips
joshual
82 weeks ago
nope 11 cats and im kinda of a bad luck charm to me brotha so every time i watch him play a game and keeps on loseing he tells me to F%$@ off. he's some times not nice.
retnuh98
82 weeks ago
yo momma foundith befo uson unda nfilz
PurpleRazz
82 weeks ago
woah. is all this stuff real?
br0oke
82 weeks ago
I almost thought this was real, way to be!
Moron_inc
82 weeks ago
Well all that stuff sucks but (exept the winning the lottery thing) but her daughter being a huge slut is her daughter's own falt so I don't feal sorry for her but I do feal sorry for her daughter's k
lovethesky
82 weeks ago
i think there are 12 cats O_o crazy ppl
symm3try13
82 weeks ago
I like the part with the wives running away wth $1million each
kitgrrrl
82 weeks ago
Aaawwww, look at all the kitties. MEOW!
serein
82 weeks ago
oh jeeze
Shadow-McFriggi...
82 weeks ago
I don't believe in luck,
However that is interesting at the least.
annerrz
82 weeks ago
damn wow that's an interestin story rite there haha
Gypscee
82 weeks ago
Duuuude, her life should be a tv show XD
stay beefy 4ever
82 weeks ago
ok that girl has a jackrd up family!!!
SarahSquared2
82 weeks ago
hahah. I thought this was for real about the relatives at first, then I saw the pictures. thanks, this made my day.
death17
82 weeks ago
look it's me
JKING
death17
82 weeks ago
i live in texas XD
Dream_On21
82 weeks ago
Hmm... She's thougher than I though.
BrandE
82 weeks ago
thats sooo weird that smosh would report this!...whats weirder is that, that old lady lives next to my grandma :/ and shes mean.
elsanox
82 weeks ago
whoa..... O.o
pandorachara
82 weeks ago
wow
XxMCR99xX
82 weeks ago
What a lucky douce she is..
skyrider
82 weeks ago
yes yes you are jk
JerryHABS
82 weeks ago
Firstt !!! i guess if im not im a noob