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Worst Burglar In The World Stuck In Window For 6 Hours

Posted By: FLuffee on 08.23.10

A man had the perfect plan to break into someones home and the only thing standing in his way was his big butt.

This man tried to break into the house by crawling threw an open window but he underestimated the size of his rear when he got stuck in the window halfway in the house for six hours.

This is pretty much the worst robbery in the history of robberies. Not only did he fail but he didn’t even get all the way in the house before he failed.

The home owner found this burglar at 7:30 am and then called the police who cut him out still attached to the window frame, he can keep it as a souvenir to remind him how dumb he is.

As much as this was his own fault, I kind of feel bad for him, stuck with his butt in the cold night for six hours. There’s a lot of wild animals out there and he could have been chewed on or taken advantage of.

If this man is going to be a career burglar he is going to have to seriously consider working out because not only do you have to be thin enough to get in the house, but if you get caught your going to want to be fit enough to run away.

You know what scratch that just stay fat and keep getting caught in windows and then you can be known as the only burglar that catches himself.

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Pokemontana

17 weeks ago

I dont like people posting about meh... (:D)

YsoSirius

18 weeks ago

wow....what a bumblef*ck

Ellza11

54 weeks ago

i think the worlds dumbest criminal is the one in England that robbed a car, (there was CCTV) with his name, phone number, and address TATTOOD on to his neck! lol!!! such an idiot!

ohanah

65 weeks ago

wow O:

amritsmiley1

66 weeks ago

omg those are so funny!!!

smoshboy4ever

67 weeks ago

lol the cat is my favorite

Nyccster

69 weeks ago

near my place, this dude tried to break into a house by smashing a window. he cut himself on the leg getting in, went back home and the cops just fallowed the blood trails al the way to his place, thr

pie12312

81 weeks ago

lol i think i saw this on worlds dumbest criminals!

aliixandra

89 weeks ago

Dude, that happened here in Portugal, some guy tryed to enter a basement threw a hole in the wall and got stuck all night. And while he was stuck someone took his pants off! When he was found he was n

EpicEpicnessWez

90 weeks ago

Poor Dude..LOL WHAT A DOUCHE... xD

amandah7

91 weeks ago

lol

franceeisbest

91 weeks ago

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aarrjjaann

91 weeks ago

with*

aarrjjaann

91 weeks ago

a cat eith balls =P

fordjr14

91 weeks ago

To milzpop and michael da big k, it is through, threw is when you throw away something but you are talking in past tense. So to milzpop, thanks for point it out before me, and Michael da big K go back

hey_whats_up?

91 weeks ago

i can see the story headlines-- ROBBERY:EPIC FAILURE NEEDS LIPOSUCTION

ortonfan94

91 weeks ago

lmao, phail

Trudermark

91 weeks ago

Fail.

ROFL

Michael da big k

91 weeks ago

milzpop - its threw

milzpop

91 weeks ago

question.... is it threw or through? im sooooooooooo confused!

mohaski

91 weeks ago

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joe666

91 weeks ago

by me there was a guy who broke into someones garage got locked in(idk how) had to live off catfood for a week when the family was on vacation and then sued them and firetrucking won

Rh61791

91 weeks ago

That's nothing. I read a story of a burglar who tried to break into someones house but cut up their arm really bad. Then the next day someone saw the broken window and blood on the ground so they call