Worst Father In The World
You know you're a good father when you go out of your way to deliver drugs to your son in jail...
In-case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.
A father went to visit his son in jail and being the "great" father that he is, he decided to smuggle in some heroin for his son.
Pop quiz! Can you guess where this father hid the drugs? I'll give you a hint, they were in a hole and it was his butt.
You would think it would be mandatory to search peoples butt's before they enter the jail but I guess that's just not civilized... also, I don't think as many people would visit jail.
Now this father did manage to get the drugs over to his son and out of his butt and this is where the plan fell apart.
You see, it was the fathers plan to put the poo drugs in his mouth... and then open mouth kiss his son... transferring the drugs over to him. It would take a moron to not notice something fishy about a father and son sharing a bizarre, awkward, mouth-to-mouth kiss in a prison visiting room. Or anywhere else for that matter.
There must have been an easier way, this family must not of heard about hand shakes or hugs, they just jump straight to open mouth kiss.
The son didn't end up getting the drugs and now his dad gets to stay in jail with him so now they can open mouth kiss all they want. What a disgustingly happy ending.