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The Worst Jobs In The World

Posted By: ThatJerkDan on 08.06.10

Earlier this week, International oil giant British Petroleum announced that it is seeking a new chief media officer for the company’s Gulf Coast oil spill clean-up efforts.

The person who gets this job is supposed to fix the public relations nightmare created by the millions of gallons of crude oil released into the ocean after the explosion and failure of the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig.

BP’s stock has plunged more than 37% since the April 20^th accident. It’s estimated that the company will spend over $32 billion in clean-up costs this quarter alone.

This job sounds pretty terrible for whoever ends up getting it. However, in an effort to cheer the candidate up, here is a list of jobs that are even worse than being BP’s new head of Gulf Coast public relations position.

The Person Who Has To Shine And Polish Lady Gaga’s Wardrobe

That’s got to be one thankless and never ending job.

The Person Who Restocks Glenn Becks Tissues

All that guy does is cry and cry and cry. He probably buys Kleenex by the metric ton.

Person Who Spray Tans The Contestants On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Not only is that job creepy, but those kids are also total brats.

The Person Who Cleans Amy Winehouse’s Cage

Yikes. She probably throws her own poop at them, too.

The Person Who Reads Menus, Street Signs and Text Messages For Paris Hilton

Even just sounding out the big words for her would be a 15-to-20 hour a day job.

Zach Galifianakis’s Beard Groomer

He probably spends at least $80 a day in gas for his tiny riding mower.

The Person Who Edits M. Night Shamaylan’s Movies

Ugh. Imagine having to watch that crap over and over and over.

The Midget Who Lives Inside And Operates Jersey Shore’s Snooki

It’s got to get hot, uncomfortable and boozy-smelling in there.

The People In The Band Creed

They have to be the guys in the band Creed.

What’s the worst job in the world in your opinion?

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azt12

32 weeks ago

I love it because it's such a funny ad, that would make for a perfect peo services campaign, though I personally wouldn't mind to be 'The Person Who Reads Menus, Street Signs and Text Messages For Paris Hilton' at least for a while. The people who came up with the concept are great ad I can't wait to see more of their work.

smoshluver1112

43 weeks ago

lol, i was like, "they mentioned 2 dead people" then i realised ryan dunn was the one who died, not zach galifianakis

Noble6X

43 weeks ago

amy winehouse is dead

aprilme123

55 weeks ago

okay i like everything else thats there but DONT MAKE FUN OF ZACH GALIFIANAKIS' BEARD!!!!!!!! I THINK HES AWESOME SO DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!!!

ZeroTheFallen

73 weeks ago

M. Night Shamaylan had me busting up so hard . I wonder if that editor ever thinks of suicide?

smosherzilla

80 weeks ago

i never knew snookie was that short.

mlkshake10

84 weeks ago

OMIGOSH! HAVING TO WATCH DRAGON BALL Z OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WORSE THAN THE LAST AIRBENDER!

ironic

84 weeks ago

jesus is totally right.

Awesome10000

88 weeks ago

i have a bad one and a good one BAD:cleaning paris hiltons vigina GOOD:testing out all types of new cars oh ya so to be funnyer i typed this in charlies voice from ASKCHARLIE

xxsoundsofviolencexx

92 weeks ago

recording justin biebers music.

charlipanda

92 weeks ago

dog food taster has to be pretty bad

aLiIsDaShit

93 weeks ago

you got to be kidding me gu3jlg, Alter Bridge FTW!!

cheesemanruby97

93 weeks ago

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gu3jlg

93 weeks ago

creed is amazing...

joe666

93 weeks ago

making sure justin biebers balls don't drop

kooliojo

93 weeks ago

lmao fartbender

IanPadildo

93 weeks ago

The Last Airbender was sort of lame =.=. They couldn't even pronounce the names right. Way to go M.Night

jaella08

93 weeks ago

M. Night Shamaylan spent all the money for The Last Airbender on making the movie posters look really cool so that people would be tricked into seeing it.

swpandaluver

93 weeks ago

lindsay lohans lawyer

Go_Smosh123

93 weeks ago

Being George W. Bush's parents...yea..

somewhat_awesome

93 weeks ago

being richard simmons unitard...

somewhat_awesome

93 weeks ago

cmon...unbreakable and 6th sense were really good movies..it would only suck for "the last airbender"

jackblack954

93 weeks ago

dude creed is bitchin how could u smosh i trusted u. im going to fail blog!!!!!!

pokemon11442

93 weeks ago

some innapropreat butt some XD

wormien

93 weeks ago

jaz906

93 weeks ago

Yeah, Justin bieber sucks ass.
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PirateOfPlayTime

93 weeks ago

@Lenkly no the worst job would be having to listen to Justin Beiber, or even see a picture of him

iLoveSmosh97

93 weeks ago

lmfao :D

tfatguy

93 weeks ago

crap

tfatguy

93 weeks ago

the guy who brushes lil waynes teeth or grillz or watever the hell he has

btw comment no.50

Mino239

93 weeks ago

That is hilarious!!!

greengeckofeet

93 weeks ago

making a smosh account.......wait

heywazup3

93 weeks ago

turtledove i cant tell you how much i agree with you on that

heywazup3

93 weeks ago

call me crazy but the last air bender was a good movie but they mispronounced alot of names and stuff like that

tha pancake

93 weeks ago

senior boobchirurg :o

CircusDeOle&#33...

93 weeks ago

I feel sorry for Justin Biebers mom, having to give birth to that *shudder*

Pacifica

93 weeks ago

but i kinda like creed.... no one else does.... no one ..... okay

ldinino

93 weeks ago

dick masseuse if ur a guy

Katexx2

93 weeks ago

britney spear's barber

Violeta

93 weeks ago

sorry

Violeta

93 weeks ago

hate

Violeta

93 weeks ago

I GODDAMN TODLERS AND TIARAS!!! I hope they all die

milkymilkshake45

93 weeks ago

i feel so sorry for justin beibers manager because they have to dealwith that annoying high pitch voice all day.

Turtledove

93 weeks ago

The TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender is so awesome, it didn't deserve that thing he calls a movie. It deserves WAY much more.

Go_Smosh123

93 weeks ago

I feel so sorry for the people recording the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus's music.

randomer4295

93 weeks ago

lol, i feel sorry for the person who records Justin Bieber's music

AgentZero_rules

93 weeks ago

M. Night Shyamalan made four bad movies since 2004 (The village, lady in the water, the happening, and the last air bender) Thats why everybody is starting to question him.