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Worst Reviewed Legend Of Zelda Temples On Yelp
There's always a point about halfway through a Zelda game when there isn't a clear way to go, and it seems like you could go to just about any temple next. Back in the N64 days we had to turn to annoying Fairies or strategy guides, but thankfully, today, we can turn to the same thing we use when our mom's in town and we have to find somewhere to eat with her that isn't Taco Bell— Yelp! But not every Zelda temple has great reviews. Here are some of the worst reviewed Zelda temples on Yelp.
Forest Temple
"Way to go Forest Temple, you lost a customer! I was wandering around in this temple and just when I thought I found a small key it was actually a compass!!"
Sky Temple
"Maybe I don't WANT to use a hookshot and high fences to get around! I leave the house SPECIFICALLY so I don't have to hookshot around on high fences! (i live in a high-fenced, hookshot-based apartment building)"
That Temple you keep going back to in Phantom Hourglass
"This place was fun the first time we went, but then the more and more I went here, over and over again, I noticed how drab and boring it was! On the plus side, I realized I was getting the same feeling here that I got from my marriage, so at least that is OVA!!!"
Snowhead Temple
"i swear 2 God this place doesn't even realize how insensitive its being to non-Gorons!!! I couldn't even get in without punching ice for 2 hours!!!"
Water Temple
"Everyone talks about how awful this place is, and even though I've literally never been here, I assume it's the worst place in the world. Whenever I walk by there are all these doors locked up so you need a small key to get in. NOT a good first sign."
Jabu Jabu's Belly
"This is the second worst whale stomach I've ever been inside of."
Ice Palace
"Um, excuse me? Do you really think it's okay to have a giant rotating ball of flames in the middle of the room? Um, this isn't Wendy's."
Which temples are you going to review on Yelp? Let us know in the comments!
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MagicMoon149
7 weeks ago
Has anyone else named Link strange names? I just restarted Twilight Princess and named him Banana XD
Kimikachu22
14 weeks ago
Well to tell you the truth It's kinda weir of so many firebals circling Ice temple never melts!
Kimikachu22
14 weeks ago
Well to tell you the truth It's kinda weir of so many firebals circling Ice temple never melts!
HelenRox98
14 weeks ago
Water Temple and Temple of the Ocean King -_-
Snowhead wasn't that bad...
smoshgirl5555a
15 weeks ago
i hated the water temple...(i got lost ALOT)
sydrawr9
15 weeks ago
Um, i didnt have any trouble at all with any of the ocarina of time temples...........
Cristian Gonzalez
15 weeks ago
The water temple in Oot wasn't that hard.
Shidow
15 weeks ago
@tazman: no, I didn't. But then again it probably helps that I have an abnormally good sense of direction and ability to use maps.
D00M
15 weeks ago
Am i the only one who enjoyed every teple in Oot but ive only played 3D and some stuff is actualy the enemies not the temple the temple is pits traps mazes and of course confusion also Fire? In ICE temple?!
HeyDay
15 weeks ago
When you get how to deal with the water temple, it's easy, especially in OoT3D with all the lines. And they made dark link way too easy. You can't compare the water temple of oot and oot3d
the temple of the ocean king truly sucks.
But have you ever played Adventure of Link? There are really hard temple!
vrosado6119
15 weeks ago
@Tazman
Actually dude, those directions don't really make much of a difference.
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15 weeks ago
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Darksparkles
15 weeks ago
Bahaha i laughed so firetrukin hard on all of those. ~'.'~
JayBabyHatesYou
15 weeks ago
i laughed so hard at the last one i started to snort uncontrollably .. even tho i didn't quite get it, any wendys reference is hysterical
fluffypanda34
15 weeks ago
in my opinion, sky keep was one of the best temples in all of the Zelda games. They brought back the old Zelda 1 dungeon format in there!
SilverStatic
15 weeks ago
Hm i have an idea stop complaining about the temples they are MEANT to be hard you winy bitch... Also if the forest temple will make you stop playing it, you don't deserve to have OoT
McDJEarworm
15 weeks ago
You heard him guys, this is not wendy's.
Tazman
15 weeks ago
@Shidow I hope you didn't play OoT for the first time on the 3DS cuz they made the water temple way easier on the new version. On GC and N64, there weren't arrows that told you where to go. Also, it was one of those temples where you get completely lost if you don't beat it in one sitting.
Shidow
15 weeks ago
@ Ozzyhalen: finally, someone else who thinks that! I remember playing through it the first time thinking it would be terrible after hearing what others said and then being almost disappointed at it's easiness.
JoeTheFox1243
15 weeks ago
Ice Temple in Twilight Princess, that stupid yeti bitch wasted so much time making me check every room and then ended up trying to kill me
smoshx2
15 weeks ago
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Ozzyhalen
15 weeks ago
Am I the only one who thought the Water Temple in OoT was the easiest temple in the game? Seriously, I NEVER got lost in the place, why do people hate it so much?
Evan Poe
15 weeks ago
HOW DARE THEY INSULT LINK!
prisii-chan
15 weeks ago
I completed Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess, I hate water temples
Be4stBoy96
15 weeks ago
I started playing Ocarina of Time a couple of weeks ago but am still stuck on the Shadow Temple this is my last temple one more and Ganondorf is gonna suffer hahaha! :D
Cereal Killer
15 weeks ago
OH MY GOD. I just got OOT for the 3ds and Jabu Jabu's Belly Is the most frustrating thing ever. From having to carry that stupid princess around to everything electrifying you it was utter bullshit.
DarkestGirl
15 weeks ago
That made absolutely NO sense.
thejguy7
15 weeks ago
lol wtf?
Jacie
15 weeks ago
Poop..
Joe Insalaco
15 weeks ago
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noah8803
15 weeks ago
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